Okay, yes, there is a small contingent of drunk, juvenile men – who probably frequent “Hooters” restaurant – who are too mesmerized by the spectacle of big boobs to notice if the boobs look real or feel fake: these guys probably play a lot of Xbox – maybe watch (not play) a lot of football. Ask them about Amway, alien abduction and their beer bellies, they’ll probably be “all in” for those too.
But, my point is not to disparage shallow men – they’ve got enough to contend with. I wish to save some woman out there, from giving up several thousand dollars to at best be less desirable, and at worst, disfigured or facing premature expiration
Here is the not so secret reality about what men like – for those to whom it is so non-obvious, they’d pay large sums of money to some quack, to mutilate their body.
Similar to a little, clueless, puppy dog who will slobber over himself, in a trance, following a ball you wave in front of him, the type of guys who you’ll mesmerize with a huge set of fake tits, are those with low conscientiousness, or those who’s perceptions are as genuine, cliche and immature as the last five shallow movies they’ve seen
The dirty little obvious secret, is that guys like that which is girl. which includes, vulnerability, authenticity and yes, imperfection. Nobody is fooled into thinking fake tits are real. How about this, why not get some big silicone tits that are five feet wide, how could you go wrong and not have every man you meet, drooling over you and throwing money at you; with tits that big – big, hard, fake, unnaturally shaped, mutilated silicone tits, how can you lose?
And, for you strippers out there (and I love you don’t even dare get me wrong) you are fools for thinking guys throw more money at fake tits. Very Very wrong. The real money, comes from real guys, who like real tits.
which brings us to the bleaching of the anus issue. Oh my god, has the world freaking gone insane, are all the women of the world going to have morphed into god damn dudes or fake robots soon?
Think about it girls – even you porn stars who must show a lot of ass – why do you think guys like ass? Why do they like to see it, fuck it, lick it, finger it – or pretty much do whatever you decide to let them do with it?
Do you think it’s because it looks like a belly button? Ummm, because it looks like the opening to an ear? or, because it looks like a newborn baby bum? I’m going to go with answer D, BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE AN ASS YOU SILLY GIRL! The only thing that bleaching your ass does, is make it look less like an ass, and you defeat the whole damn purpose and hotness of ass.
I hope I’ve been of some help. Please put 1/2 of what you were about to spend on fake tits or ass bleaching in an envelope and send it to Sinner Saint Diary for saving you half the money you almost wasted on being half as attractive.