Payton Interview: horrible sex, great sex, revenge fucks, hot drunk horny friends

Interview with Payton

I needed to get out of the house and went to a local dive bar around 11pm tonight, and there I met Payton and her friend. One of the two is next to me at my kitchen table and agreed to do an interview. It isn’t early. Or, it’s really early.

Sinner: Hi Payton, thank you for braving an interview at this hour, are you ready?

Payton: Ready Freddy.

Sinner: It’s Duncan, but close enough. When did you last have sex?

Payton: Not a fan of foreplay?

Sinner: I am a fan of foreplay, this is it.

Payton: Well if this is your foreplay then..

Sinner: Exactly, contraceptives are recommended for the main questions.

Payton: Should I be scared or excited?

Sinner: You should be scared in a good way and excited in a bad way.

Payton: Well if you must know, the last time was a week ago Saturday. When did you last have sex?

Sinner: Who’s interviewing who here?

Payton: So I can’t ask questions.

Sinner: I had sex Wednesday, sort of.

Payton: What do you mean sort of?

Sinner: I had anal, I guess that counts.

Payton: My my, that might count double. I wonder how that came about? Sorry, I’ll stop asking questions.

Sinner: My ex girlfriend texted and asked if I wanted to fuck. I told her no, unless she wanted anal, then she could come over and I would. So she did and we did, and she left.

Payton:  Sounds like that worked out well for you.

Sinner: It was torture, just trying to do my part. How did your last “experience” come about?

Payton: It was after a date with this guy. I wasn’t going to sleep with him but when he dropped me home, well you know, one thing leading to other things etc.

Sinner: wow, first date sex?

Payton: Third date sex.

Sinner: How would you describe the experience in one word? Amazing?

Payton: Brief.

Sinner: Brief?

Payton: Maybe three minutes. Maybe.

Sinner: Was that enough?

Payton: Enough? Enough for him evidently.

Sinner: So you didn’t come?

Payton: In three minutes?

Sinner: So you didn’t, were you frustrated?

Payton: Not for long, took care of things as soon as he left.

Sinner: With a toy.

Payton: Yup.

Sinner: So, you haven’t seen him since? Have you talked to him?

Payton: Have not seen him. He’s been texting everyday since. He wanted to go out tonight, but Jill (drunk pretty girl you met earlier) wanted to go out.

Sinner: So do you like him? Do you plan to keep seeing him?

Payton: Not sure, I don’t think so. He’s a bit too clingy..

Sinner: And then there’s the three-minute ish

Payton; If that, yes.

Sinner: How about before that? when was the last time?

Payton: Half a year ago, total catastrophe.

Sinner: Catastrophe? This should be good Why, what happened?

Payton:  It was with this guy friend I’ve known since junior high. I think he always had a bit of a crush on me but I was never attracted to him. While I was married my ex and I would hang out with him on occasion.  Sorry, kind of a long story, are you wanting short answers?

Sinner: No, fascinated, please finish, take your time.

Payton: Okay, after my divorce, Doug (the friend) was a shoulder to lean on. He was single but I still was not interested in anything romantic. I should have followed my instincts, but Doug was persistent and eventually persuaded me to give it a shot. Looking back I don’t know what I was thinking.

We had a kiss one night, nothing else, and soon after I relocated out-of-state for a new job. Doug and I continued to communicate long distance, and somehow or another we hatched a plan for him to fly out and visit, to have sex essentially.  I had starte dto feel a little bit of attraction, and He talked a big game – seemed like he might know what he was doing at least, maybe it would be good. It was a bad idea, but he few out for a weekend and we went through with it as planned. We should have stuck with friendship, now it is weird, we have only talked once since.

Sinner: So what happened, the sex wasn’t good

Payton: Yes, was not good. Not only that, but was awkward and embarrassing, for both of us I think. The chemistry was definitely not happening.

Sinner: That sucks. What was bad about the sex, or did it just feel weird because you had been friends for so long? Did he smell? Was it another three-minute situation?

Payton: Pretty much everything that could go wrong did. For starters, Doug had some “stage fright,” (as he defined it) . He never fully got over the “stage fright,” so we fumbled around trying to get started. I was hoping maybe he would get over the stage fright once we go underway. As soon we got started Doug got up, he was in me I’d say not even a minute. I thought maybe he was frustrated about the stage fright or something. I asked him what was wrong, and said, nothing, “I came.”

In my mind, I was wondering  what happened to the hours of passionate love-making he had texted me about. When did he come? He was not even hard and there were no clues that would indicate he was coming, we had not even moved, it was all very strange. I felt bad at first but it bothered me more as I thought about it.

My theory is that he has always wanted to get with me and figured he would say whatever he had to, and score even if it messed up our friendship. It was my choice too, but still, I felt he too advantage because he wanted to have sex regardless of the aftermath that he must have known would no be good.

Sinner: That sucks, sounds very disingenuous. Did you get any sexual pleasure out of the sex?

Payton: None. Hard to even call it sex, basically he put it in and unloaded.

Sinner: Wow. That might be the worst sex story I’ve ever heard.

Payton: The worst I’ve had.

Sinner: This is depressing, have you had any good sexual experiences.

Payton: There was one other when I got divorced that was good.

Sinner: So before Doug, you had good sex?

Payton: it was vacation sex, just a one time thing, but probably the best I have had. For sure the beset, actually. First new sex in eleven years, so that was part it.

Sinner: So your husband left you and then you went on vacation and got laid?

Payton: No, I left him. It actually happened before the divorce. Okay, let me explain. I discovered that my ex was having an affair and the other woman was a friend. I went on vacation with another friend to get some space from the situation and sort things out.

Between you and I, and everyone reading your blog who hopefully were not part of this, I was angry and wanted to hurt him back, so I did it as a revenge fuck. At the time I was thinking that I would have sex with someone to even the score, and then work things out with my husband on equal footing. I never saw the vacation guy again, but it did change my perspective. The next week I returned home and asked for a divorce.

Sinner: I’m sorry about your marriage, and your husband with your friend, that rough. It’s a fascinating story, not that it helps. So you intended to have revenge sex?

Payton: As bad as it may be, yes I did.

Sinner: Wow, did you tell your husband, ex?

Payton: I told him I slept with someone while I was “distraught and drunk” .. in truth it was a bit more intentional, again, that part is between us.

Sinner: That and the part about it being the best sex you ever had.

Payton: Yes, that part too.

Sinner: Was the vacation guy sex was better than it was with your husband.

Payton: No question, my ex was selfish , vacation guy was a giver… and gave, and gave. Lol.

Sinner: Nice.

Payton: (Payton is texting on her phone) Oh god, my friend Jill is checking on me, can’t believe she is still up. She says, “making sure your not chopped up in pieces. Hope I’m not interrupting anything? He’s cute, if I knew how to not be married for a an hour, I’d not be married all  over it.  I shouldn’t have said that, I’m drunk. Plus it’s true shhhhh.”

Sinner: I’m not blushing so don’t even. Tell her to come over, I know a way to not be married for an hour.

Payton: You do?

Sinner: No, lol,  I wish I was a priest right now, I could temporarily dissolve here marriage. But as a priest I couldn’t fuck her, back to the drawing board.

Payton: She’s so drunk, her Nana died and they were close, she never gets like this.

Sinner: She’s hot.

Payton: She is beautiful, for sure.

Sinner: As are you.

Payton: That’s sweet, thank you. I’m cute, Jill’s gorgeous.

Sinner: Maybe, but you have bigger boobs. Speaking of which, we’ll need a photo of them to post with the interview, standard policy.

Payton: Kiss my ass, that’s your policy.

Sinner: Thank you for doing this interview, will you do a part 2 sometime?

Payton: Maybe, perhaps I can talk Jill into doing one with me

Sinner: That would be great, please do. Thank you.


Suggest questions to ask Payton during (hopefully) her followup interview

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Once in a very great while, I come across someone who makes me wonder – Perhaps God really does exist – maybe somehow, somewhere I could find him.

This time it’s someone who is dead against sex before marriage  – I hate to wonder what she thinks of some of the stuff I’ve posted here on the Diary,  –  If God is out there –  looks like I’m going to have to walk a long way, or at least not have any sex, to reach him.

I very rarely post something like this: in fact, I believe today will be the second time I’ve devoted a post in honor of another blogger. But, I was moved by some things I read on this blog, and also by this video.Stats

If God does exists, I believe there is a high probability that he can be found somewhere on the following blog,  so i thought I’d post links for those looking for him.

Here is a video:
Sex Series, Impotence of the Church

Here is her blog:
Revelations From Daddy in Heaven

Spiritual stories that counsel and educate with dreams, faith and healing.

 

 

 

Is dirty sex overrated? How Dirty have you had it? Do people really want it?

For this discussion, we will define “dirty” as follows: Sexual activity that you probably wouldn’t tell your best friend about – and would give your mother or monsignor a heart attack.

Not to be confused with “naughty” which is: Activity you should not be doing even if it is as simple as holding hands or kissing.

Do you prefer “dirty,” or “naughty?” maybe neither? or, both have their time and place?


Personally, I’ve done more exploration of the “naughty,” and wonder if this is normally the case, or if a lot of people do, or like it dirty?

Actually, dirty comes in handy for masturbating, does it for you? There are some ideas that turn me on in theory – that I am not sure would be so appetizing in reality.

So what is the dirty that I have done? I have had anal sex; but, most people have so perhaps it isn’t so dirty?

I don’t like to talk dirty, usually, but have enjoyed hearing dirty be spoken to me. Okay, I actually like it a lot – when a girl talks dirty – especially when she’s not someone you’d expect to hear such talk from.

Here’s something dirty that I share in my soon to be published volume II of the Sinner Saint Diary. My nineteen year old roommate rim jobbed our ten years older, female landlord. Well, not really rimmed, more like licked and then penetrated while I spread  the older girl’s cheeks.

For those within whom the question has been burning: Yes, it is possible for a woman to have an orgasm, even two, from having her ass tongue-ravaged by a stunning nineteen year old.

That’s about as dirty as it gets with me – I tend more towards the “naughty.”

And you? are you Naughty or Dirty?

or Just no Fun?

Joking, we love you if your pure and wholesome.

Let’s hear the dirty things people are thinking and doing – here’s an anonymous survey –

Privacy note – all responses will be included on this post – anonymously. If you wish to be completely anonymous and not have me know who posted, feel free to leave the name field blank.

All fields are optional – answer what you want. Thank you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Why oh why, Eight Heartbreaking Questions About Love and Lust

  1. Why do the ones we wish to impress the most, appreciate us the least – and those we desire the most, always desire someone else?

  2. Why do bad suspicions usually turn out to be true – while high hopes so often do not?

  3. Why do they never change for the better – and the more you try to convince them to – the worse they become?

  4. Why are we most attracted to those most unavailable?

  5. Why are the ones who crave sex and like it the naughtiest – always gay or crazy?

  6. Why does the best sex come after the worst fights – and, do the biggest fights come after the worst sex? If so, shouldn’t that lead back around to the best sex again?

  7. Why do we have to run away before they’ll want us – but if it works and they run after us, we no longer want them?

  8. Why is the brother or sister always hotter than the brother or sister we end up with?