Have someone Coming over for Interview in a about an hour, let me know some shocking questions you’d like me to ask her.

I don’t do Tinder. Much. I open it up sometimes and swipe when I’m out somewhere and have a few moments to kill, I’ve only met up with one person from Tinder.

Tonight will be the second person I’ve met on Tinder – only meeting her because she agreed to come do an interview, and because her pics don’t suck.

The good part is I don’t know her – just swiped her last night while out having sushi, and Tindering, so I can ask her just about anything w/out much shame: I won’t ask her anything that would hurt her feelings of course; but, pissing her off or triggering moral sensibilities, bring it.

You can submit questions below – and no matter how shocking or personal,  intrusive or sexual, I will ask them.

 

 

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What people really think and do regarding spouses, forbidden desires, secret behavior, dick, ass, sex

Yes, another update about naughtypolls.com – because I know we will all love it more and more – the more it gets going.

Just added dozens of more questions

New question topics include: spouses, asses, dicks, friends spouses, masturbation details, private thoughts, forbidden fantasies, spouse with others, underwear, penis everything, marriage, presidential cock size, Queen of England and anal, etc.

Me: I’ve answered every question – only a few other guys have so it’s pretty obvious which answers are mine.. in case anyone has wondered about me. Not that I think anyone gives a shit – but I have been asked about my dick size – 1000 times probably – so, those who asked – there you go. I did not answer “never” to the “Have you thought about a family member or relative at least once in your life while masturbating?” I know – it’s awful and wrong. Only a few times – when feeling really horny or deviant.. anyway – your turn – go be honest too and take some naughty polls.

Want to know people’s actual thoughts and secret desires? here’s how

I am intrigued by what people actually think and do (when not judged – if the “real” truth be known).

Reading blogs is a great way to catch a glimpse of people’s truth – it”s what makes blogs great.

But, most do not create an online blog and share their most honest, intimate truths; even us who do, we are not totally anonymous and have boundaries. I doubt there’s any blogger on earth that shares every single truth – is 100% “honest.” Let’s face it, the most open and honest among us are constrained by what society and culture will tolerate – let alone our friends and families if they happen upon our blogs.

I have created an anonymous poll site in search of true answers and honest statistics regarding some of the more sensitive topics and aspects of our lives. The site is NaughtyPolls.com and I originally introduced the project on this blog post.

If you are curious about people’s true opinions and the actual reality of people’s lives, I ask you to enjoy NaughtyPolls.com  – AND – help in the effort to get the site off the ground. What will make it interesting and attract visitors is poll results – but, to get this going, we need to get some answers submitted – chicken or the egg sort of thing. I could kick start the site by injecting a bunch of fake answers and participation stats – like most every other poll-type site does – but that would defeat the purpose.

A lot of thought and development time has been invested in how to fashion this project in a way that we’d get real, honest, true results. When you check out  the site- you will see there aren’t 1000s of respondents (fake data) nor any advertisements.

You will notice on most poll sites (which are boring anyway because they don’t dare to get naughty).. there are advertisers. Also, you will notice that they ask you identifying information before you start participating – this is so they can correlate your answers with their advertisements, or sell your id info along with correlated answers to businesses etc.

Naughtypolls.com does not have this model. Hell yea It would be great (miraculous god send) if I ever made money on the site, BUT, if that were to happen it would not involve infringing on privacy. How do you know? Naughtypolls.com does not ask for your email, your name, or any other personally identifying information. The site does use IP address as a means to this end – as an alternative to collecting email or other identifying info – yet  keep track of what polls people have answered and to prevent duplicate answers – and remember people’s gender (poll results are tabulated by gender).

So, if you too are interested in knowing what people really think and do – and want to discover the true answers to questions society frowns upon us asking – let alone answering, I welcome you to visit naughtypolls.com and answer some polls.

Thank you all for helping me get this idea off the ground. I welcome any suggestions you might have regarding the website or questions you wish to see added.

 

Thank you

I made that Naughty Polls Website

Okay, I made the poll site I posted about last week. There’s is more to be added to it, but it is up and working – with a few dozen questions for those who want to try it out.

No sign up necessary to answer poll questions but you need to have a non-blocked IP. When you go to answer your first poll – the site will direct you to select your gender – then return you to the original poll  you were answering. Selecting your gender is necessary because all poll results are broken down by gender.

The following images are linked to the corresponding actually pages if you want to try them out.

Home page screenshot – shows available poll categories

naughty polls homepage

 

Category Page – shows Poll questions in particular category

naughty polls question page 2

Single Poll Page Example

naughty polls answer page

 

I hope you enjoy the site – Let me know how it works and what you think. The site is brand new and still in beta – there are many more poll questions and features coming.

https://naughtypolls.com

NaughtyPolls.com

I have this domain name NaughtyPolls.com that I’ve decided to build a website for. I should have a beta version working by the end of the weekend.

Naughtypolls.com will initially have the following features:

  • Poll questions that we all want to know people’s answer too but are so naughty that we probably wouldn’t dare ask.

  • Anonymous participation with no sign up required. The app will keep track of what polls people answer using only their IP so that they won’t be asked poll questions they’ve already answered.

  • After you answer a poll by clicking one of the answer choices presented, current results for the poll will be displayed along with possible other facts of interest if available (40% of those who answered yes were men in their 30s, etc.) There will be an option to tweet or grab a link to the results to share the shocking info with your readers and friends.

The following are some ideas about features to add eventually.

  • Comment/discussion area on each poll results page.

  • AI to predict what polls someone is most likely to find interesting.

  • Me presenting the polls live on cam, naked with a big fat hard on. (not really, but don’t think I wouldn’t)

 


 

I would love to hear any suggestions you have for poll questions.

  • There’s no such thing as too naughty or shocking, so suggest the naughtiest questions you can think of- that you’d be fascinated to know how people answered.

  • Submit as many suggestions as you want, if they’re naughty and interesting enough, I’ll include them on the site.

Here’s a form you can use to submit naughty poll suggestions.

Thank you so much for any suggestions you can think of. Also, if you have any suggestions for the website – regarding features or whatever, I’d love to hear them.

I’ve got the poll categories up now at https://naughtypolls.com if you wish to view them – I thought it might help people come up with poll suggestions. Thanks again for sharing ideas for questions.

 


How do blind people know when they’re done wiping? (smell it, wash it, wing it, etc.)

Regarding your husband, if you had to choose just one, you most wish that he… (was more intelligent, was more attractive, had a bigger dick, was more dead)

When a woman has a really big and loose pussy, it is because (she was born with it, she’s done so much fucking, she fucked some really big cocks, she doesn’t work out and is out of shape, nobody has a big pussy – just guys with small dicks that thing that)

 

Nakedness, You, Secrets & my Neighbor

So you are reading this – what are you wanting to find? Anything to push boredom aside? Or, a reason to procrastinate something? Are you horny, and what will cure that affliction? For now there’s just this stream of consciousness. What, expecting to hear my secrets? Psha, pluheeze, what do have to tell me?

About that guy you flirted with and brushed your breasts against on that girls weekender you and your girlfriends took? About your ex boyfriend from way back – the one who was the best in bed – who you still fantasize about on occasion – who’s going to be in your town for a conference next month?

As for my secrets, what do you think they could be? I’m really just shy, introverted unless you get me horny. When I finish the stories you’ll know most of my secrets. Or, perhaps you mean the secrets I don’t write about? You’re wanting to dive deep – asking a lot of this posting. What will it do for you if I tell you? How deep will you share with me?

Why am I rambling and what are we avoiding? We should confess to each other, or maybe make secrets together? You tell me and I’ll tell you? You do it to me and I’ll do it to you? Tell me what you won’t tell your man? Did you have a three way before him? Is he too polite too often?

Does this sound like someone who’s uninspired? Wandering words in place of a topic? Not true, we’ve got secrets to do. Perhaps you’re my neighbor, up late again, in her home office. I can see her at her desk through the shudders. Her office is above her garage, overlooking my backyard, with a view through the sliding glass doors to where I’m sitting right now at my dining table.

Did she see the other week when I was with someone on my couch? Does she look when I walk around? Does she see me taking my clothes off now? Does she assume I’m at my laptop watching porn, because my dick is getting hard? Could she be you who’s reading this – know exactly what I was doing? Don’t worry, she’s seen enough before – if this was offensive she’d not leave her shudders open. There not closed much anymore – I wonder to death what she’s thinking. Hold on while I get up and walk past the glass over to my kitchen – help her wonder what the hell I am thinking.

I knew this game really started, about a month ago when I saw her working in her bra. That night her shades were up – not just open. She has a bathroom in her office – I can tell when she’s in it because its little window lights up. Sometimes the light is on for a while. Anyway, after three months of doing this dance, there she was – up late about this time, wear a bra. After over an hour like that, she got up. I saw all the lights go off and she came out her door wearing a shirt again, then walked down the stairs to go back inside – to bed with her husband I guess.

She works hard – what ever she does it must be lucrative – she drives a Porsche SUV. Her office is very intrusive – if it was anyone else I’d probably not like it. So, here I am naked and unobstructed – come here neighbor and we can do this.

So there you have it – what’s going on with me – are you less bored now or think I’m creepy? Now It’s your turn to comment or message me – with secret things you’re up to – I’ve got boredom and hornyness of my own to subdue.

 

Cheating III: Sex in Head, Mental Infidelity

Can we cheat with our thoughts?

In thought, should commitments be honored, boundaries observed? Or, are we released from all rules and obligations? Thoughts about others may be unavoidable: should we at least try to be faithful in our thinking?

When people masturbate, I wonder how many fantasize about others instead of their spouse or partner. Who do you have on your mind during alone time? Does anyone only thinks about their significant other? What if you include your partner in a fantasy, but she’s being eaten out by a friend named Rosa, who’s calling you “Daddy” as you fuck her from behind and sing the song El Paso, by Marty Robbins, using her braids as reins. For example.

Do you think it is cheating to think about others? What if the other person you fantasize about is someone your partner knows – friend, sister… or, maybe once or twice her mother, Jackie, who maybe has huge tits and dresses like a stripper? If everyone is fair game in our fantasies, is it okay to occasionally imagine during sex  that our partner is someone else? Exactly – perhaps the notion that we can cheat with our mind isn’t so ridiculous


Our thoughts need some room to wander, but should some boundaries be expected? Let’s look for boundaries in a few real life examples.

In my recently published book Dare, my friend Sean makes his fiancée Lisa tell us one of her fantasies. Sean had been trying to convince her to tell him one of her most secret and naughty fantasies; she finally gave in and wrote one down for him as a birthday gift.

(Moral of that story: be sure you’re prepared for what you pry open – there’s usually reasons why people keep something secret, especially if it has to do with sex.)

Anyway, the fantasy was bad – and worse, the leading man in Lisa’s fantasy was some other man. (Not just dirty bad, but – you might come just reading it bad – which might be good.) The man of her fantasy was just imaginary, but he wasn’t Sean – bore no resemblance even.

It would be a stretch to call it cheating – sex with an imaginary person during a scenario merely imagined. It wasn’t the particulars of the story that bothered Sean. The fighting came after he learned how much use it was getting: Sean had wanted a real fantasy that Lisa had, but this one  was being had often – more often than not it was her go-to for masturbating.

Can it be a matter of frequency? Is it assumed that we all fantasize now and then, but if we’re re-imagining a fantasy with another, routinely, are we betraying our partner? Do we do our partner wrong, neglect them in mind, if we’re distracted by thoughts of another? Is Lisa cheating on Sean – having an affair of sorts with this fantasy she revisits?


The following incident took place during my little sister’s wedding reception. I had known many of the guests most my life – my parents have a large circle of longtime friends – and I grew up knowing their kids. One of these kids, a guy we’ll call “Chad,” was at the wedding along with his parents and his new wife.

I was at Chad and his wife Carrie’s wedding about six months before. I had met Carrie a few times before their wedding, probably at some other friend’s wedding, but had never hung out with her and Chad. But on the night of my sister’s wedding, I spent most my time talking to them. Later in the evening Carrie confronted me. I must have been returning from the bathroom or a walk, because she caught me alone: nobody close enough to hear us talking.

Whatever her exact words – she communicated that not only did she wish she could jump my bones – she wished it would have been me she married. This was not drunken flattery or comments said in jest: God knows why she didn’t keep it to herself, but she was dead serious.

So, aside from a dance or two, Carrie had no contact with me physically. Her hands weren’t on me but her mind was – according to her she was “having thoughts about me all night that she shouldn’t be having” – so quickly forgetting the husband she just married. Yes, they was only thoughts, but did her thoughts become infidelities when she told them to me? Or, perhaps they’d have been even if she had kept them to herself?

Could it be that whatever goes on in our own mind, is only free of judgement so far as it stays there?

I think Carrie betrayed her husband Chad. I guess it wasn’t “cheating,” but I’d say she was unfaithful.

(Incidentally, what my sister’s husband’s cousin did in my pants. after sneaking away from her fiance… well, sure as hell that was cheating. But that’s a whole other story.)

I look forward to reading your comments about this topic. Do you think there are any circumstances where mere thought can be cheating? Do you think about your partner or others when you pleasure yourself? Does it make a difference how often we think about others, or whether we think about a real person or someone imaginary? Is it worse if one fantasizes about their partner’s best friend or sister? Do we owe more accountability to thoughts we let someone know about?


Cheating Series Past Installments:

Cheating: Issues, Questions & Implications of shifting attitudes towards marital infidelity.

Cheating Part II: How much flirtation is healthy and when does it become infidelity?

Cheating III: Sex in Head, Mental Infidelity

Cheating IV: Anatomy of Infidelity

Cheating Part V: Loopholes, Free Zones and Grey Areas.

Cheating VII: Time Warp Infidelity – Sex After or Before the Relationship?

Cheating 7: When You Stumble Upon Much Better Sex Outside Your Relationship

 


If you enjoy reading sexually arousing stories that are also thought provoking, you’ll love reading Dare, the first publication of the Sinner Saint Diary series. Click here for book info previews on Amazon.