Top Ten Sex Questions I would ask Me if I was a female blogger interviewing Me.

  1. Who is the this famous person(s) you said you hooked up with?
  2. Where is proof of this big cock that is frequently mentioned in your stories? Photos or it didn’t happen.
  3. Are you independently wealthy – did your family have money, or how have you afforded your “playboy” lifestyle?
  4. Are you really a short, ugly, math geek with a small dick and a gigantic imagination?
  5. With all of this fucking, what diseases have you contracted?
  6. Describe the singularly most arousing experience you’ve ever had?
  7. What’s the most shameful, shocking, kinky, offensive, reprobate thing you’ve ever done sexually?
  8. Do you want to have sex with any of your readers? Who? Or, if not a specific person, describe the type of reader you want to hookup with?
  9. Are you fourteen years old? otherwise, why are you so obsessed with seeing boobs and such? (you ask to see in most every interview)
  10. Do you ever “drop the ball?” Do you really perform like you say? If so, what is it you think makes you so effective? Can you prove all this? How?

 

 

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Surprise Third Interview with Ashley from tinder: sex, exposure, secrets, risks

Just staring? You might want to read the first two interviews first

Sinner: : Welcome back. Few have actually made it to a third interview – for one reason or another – congrats, and thank you.

Ashley: : Do I get a prize

Sinner: : Maybe, have to think about that. So, the last interview was interesting, so, we’ll start where we left off. Regarding your friend’s husband, who you had that three way with one night, and who you apparently think about often while masturbating, …. why was he so memorable? What’s so great about him that you are so infatuated?

Ashley: : Infatuated is a bit much, but yes, I guess we can go with memorable. Umm, I guess it’s .. well he’s attractive and was only one of two since separating, so that probably conributes..

Sinner: : That’s it?

Ashley: : He took control I guess you could say. With my ex I was more the aggressive one.

Sinner: : So, he was firm and dominant with you? What else?

Ashley: : Something like that. Um…, I think he lasted for a while,  although I don’t remember exactly, and he was rather well endowed which I guess was interesting.

Sinner: : Oh, but I thought size doesn’t matter.

Ashley: : I didn’t say it mattered, I believe I said “interesting.”

Sinner: : How big was this interesting dick? bigger than your ex?

Ashley: : I don’t know, but yes, noticeably larger than my ex.

Sinner: : So that’s why you can’t get him off your mind.

Ashley: : Stop, I’ve been married forever, I don’t have a lot of experiences to work with here.

Sinner: : Would you do another three-way with them if you have the chance?

Ashley: : No, I’m not proud of it. The circumstances as they were, it happened, but I’d not do it again.

Sinner: : Okay. Show me your tits.

Ashley: : Show me your cock!

Sinner: : okay

Ashley: : You are crazy, I cannot believe you just did that.

Sinner: : Your turn.

Ashley: : Seriously wasn’t expecting that. Alright, don’t blink.

Sinner: : Awesome! Very hot, pointy.

Ashley: : Yes, I’ve heard them referred to as “missile tits.”

Sinner: : So that was fun.

Ashley: : Not sure whether I should feel offended or grateful, nobody’s ever exposed themselves to me before.

Sinner: : What, you asked/told me to.

Ashley: : True, didn’t think you’d actually do it, was just making a point.

Sinner: : I’m sorry.

Ashley: : it’s okay. It’s really, well, big, no?

Sinner: : no.

Ashley: : Liar, it looked like it unless I’m seeing things?

Sinner: : You’re seeing things.

Ashley: : Whatever you say. Am I supposed to concentrate now?

Sinner: : Of course, interview only half over.

Ashley: : Got it.

Sinner: : May I post a pic of your missile tits for readers to see?

Ashley: : Sure, as long as you post your cock next to it.

Sinner: : No way.

Ashley: : There you go.

(she wouldn’t let me post a pic but I found a photo that is similar)

missile

Sinner: : Did you have a boyfriend before you got married? before your husband?

Ashley: : Yes, a couple. I had a somewhat serious boyfriend in high school, and one in college. So, two serious relationships before I met my husband.

Sinner: : What were they like? Why did you break up?

Ashley: : The high school one ended with high school, and I met my husband, ex husband, while dating the college one. My high school boyfriend wanted sex all the time, for the most part, and my college boyfriend, well, he did too, but.

Sinner: : LOL That’s high school and college guys for you. Who was the
best in bed? who do you miss the most? Where they better than your ex husband in anyway?

Ashley: : Although I had nothing to compare him to at the time, my boyfriend in high school compared very well, I still think about him sometimes. My boyfriend in college was the most confident but not so great compared to the others. My husband was fine at first but his drinking eventually made it not so good.

Sinner: : What was so good about the first?

Ashley: : Again, he was more aggressive, I guess.

Sinner: : And, was he the biggest, or ?

Ashley: : Yes, from what I remember.

Sinner: : How could you not remember?

Ashley: : Time plays tricks, I’ve been with one man for a long time. They were all around the same size, normal I guess, none particularly large like Dan, my friends husband, or like you.

Sinner: : You’ve never seen me hard, how would you know I’m any different?

Ashley: : True, I just saw you for a moment, but judging by that

Sinner: : Fair enough, I can take it out while we finish up if need be.

Ashley: : What? Take what out, your cock? I think I got a clear picture, but if you want to, go for it.

Sinner: : Like this.

Ashley: : You are totally insane, for those not here, he took it out and it’s right, um, out.

Sinner: : You know what’s fucked up, if I was creepy and ugly, you’d be offended.

Ashley: : Who says I’m not?

Sinner: : Wow, you are?

Ashley: : Yes, of course. But, keep it out, need to look at this.

Sinner: : WTF, you’re offended that I have my dick out but want me to keep my dick out?

Ashley: : Exactly.

Sinner: : So then you’re not really offended.

Ashley: : Maybe not totally.

Sinner: : Okay, any thoughts or you just going to look at me?

Ashley: : Looking? moi? Next question.

Sinner: : Who was better, that Tinder guy you slept with or the friends husband?

Ashley: : That’s easy, friend’s husband. The Tinder guy was nothing special, obviously, as I haven’t seen him again.

Sinner: : How many times in a week do you masturbate?

Ashley: : Um…, two to four times probably. Some weeks I’m like insatiable and other weeks not so much. Last week I was crazed, like non stop. Don’t know what’s come over me.

Sinner: : Wow, so non stop masturbating, you were really horny?

Ashley: : Wondering if there’s something seriously wrong with me, I’ve been crazy with that lately. Ahhhh, you put it away, I’m much less offended now.

Sinner: : I’m sorry.

Ashley: : I’m totally giving you a hard time.

Sinner: : Yes you are. 😦

Ashley: : Aw, don’t pout, I’ll eventually recover from the trauma.

Sinner: : Trauma? ouch.

Ashley: : Better you think I’m traumatized than mesmerized.

Sinner: : You’re mesmerized?

Ashley: : Shut up, anymore questions?

Sinner: : Yes, is there anything sexually that you did with either of your two first boyfriends that you never did with your husband?

Ashley: : hmm, well my second, college boyfriend and I were very, um.., experimental.

Sinner: : And?

Ashley: : Let’s just say that I put my tongue in a certain place that I never did with my husband. Enough said on that.

Sinner: : Oh, you licked the boyfriends ass?

Ashley: : As I said, enough said.

Sinner: : Who made you come most often, and how many orgasms have you had  during one session of sex?

Ashley: : It’s a typical thing with me you could say, never had much difficulty there. Just a guess, maybe five to seven times? Not sure, but several times.

Sinner: : Wow, so you come easily? quickly?

Ashley: : Yes.

Sinner: : How many times did you come with your friends husband that one time?

Ashley: : That’s actually what I was referring to with the five to seven. I honestly don’t remember, but it was many.

Sinner: : wow.

Ashley: : blush.

Sinner: : Little does your husband – ex husband – know.

Ashley: : Yup, oh god, it would kill him.

Sinner: : You going to tell him about it?

Ashley: : God no, that would be cruel.

Sinner: : Did you come so many times because you were licking your friend’s clit?

Ashley: : It may have added to the excitement but mainly it was him, not really into the other stuff.

Sinner: : So you haven’t imagined anything with her since?

Ashley: : I didn’t say that. Now I’m blushing. No, I mean, there are aspects of it that are interesting, yes, but..

Sinner: : Fair enough, it’s hot sometimes to think about licking your friends pussy, but her husband dominating you with his big, hard, commanding cock is hotter?

Ashley: : Close enough.

Sinner: : Awesome. Well that about covers things I guess.

Ashley: : Do I get to ask you anything?

Sinner: : No.

Ashley: : That is fair.

Sinner: : Kidding. Nobody every wants to, but if there’s anything you want to ask, be my guest.

Ashley: : Does anyone you talk about on your blog know about it, have any found it?

Sinner: : A couple characters in the stories know (one I had major negotiations with about it) , and funny you ask, my most recent ex girlfriend just found it. I was very embarrassed, but oddly enough, it turned her on. I would love to get a couple main characters to do a live interview, but those that know about it are too worried about anonymity so far – as am I, so I totally understand.

Ashley: : Why don’t you have photos of yourself on the blog? or, god forbid, of your cock? Just saying, what would it hurt?

Sinner: : I’m shy and private. I am very traditional in every other aspect – as are my parents and siblings who would die if they saw this, so face photos are too risky. A cock photo would be too creepy and remove the mystery, not my style. I know, I did just whip it out, but I’ve seen your breasts and you want to get with me, so it’s different.

Ashley: : Wait, you showed me you first, before I showed my breasts.

Sinner: : True.

Ashley: : Umm, and, what’s this about me wanting to get with you?

Sinner: : You don’t?

Ashley: Screw you, I do, but…

Sinner: : LOL

Ashley: : Shut up!

Sinner: : LOL, I love it. So, you saw my cock and now want to get with me?

Ashley: : Quit while you’re ahead, maybe?

Sinner: : Okay, so now we aren’t answering, that’s fine – just so I know

Ashley: : You’re putting words in my mouth

Sinner: : Oh, okay, I’m sorry. So, I need to retract the stuff about you wanting to get with me and all because you saw my cock

Ashley: : Definitely not, because I saw your cock. We shall see, as far as me wanting to “get with you. Seeing your cock didn’t hurt, but…

Sinner: : Well now I’ve lost track of truth here, but okay, I’ll not pin you down on this if you wish to get out easy.

Ashley: : What? Fine, ask me a straight question and I’ll answer.

Sinner: : When did you masturbate last?

Ashley: : Last night.

Sinner: : What is the nastiest of your routine fantasies while masturbating?

Ashley: : Probably one involving two men, or sometimes more.

Sinner: : You mean, a guy in your pussy and another in your ass at the same time?

Ashley: : where else would they be? oh, well my mouth, okay.

Sinner: : I like your jeans, and what panties are you wearing, if any? please describe.

Ashley: . Thanks, and yes I’m wearing white ones, thongs I believe.

Sinner: : Believe or know?

Ashley: : I know smart butt.

Sinner: : Let me see.

(she just pulls the waistband of them above her jeans. they are white, the thong part has not been confirmed.)
(this is getting long, will post the rest in a separate post)

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