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Is dirty sex overrated? How Dirty have you had it? Do people really want it?

For this discussion, we will define “dirty” as follows: Sexual activity that you probably wouldn’t tell your best friend about – and would give your mother or monsignor a heart attack.

Not to be confused with “naughty” which is: Activity you should not be doing even if it is as simple as holding hands or kissing.

Do you prefer “dirty,” or “naughty?” maybe neither? or, both have their time and place?


Personally, I’ve done more exploration of the “naughty,” and wonder if this is normally the case, or if a lot of people do, or like it dirty?

Actually, dirty comes in handy for masturbating, does it for you? There are some ideas that turn me on in theory – that I am not sure would be so appetizing in reality.

So what is the dirty that I have done? I have had anal sex; but, most people have so perhaps it isn’t so dirty?

I don’t like to talk dirty, usually, but have enjoyed hearing dirty be spoken to me. Okay, I actually like it a lot – when a girl talks dirty – especially when she’s not someone you’d expect to hear such talk from.

Here’s something dirty that I share in my soon to be published volume II of the Sinner Saint Diary. My nineteen year old roommate rim jobbed our ten years older, female landlord. Well, not really rimmed, more like licked and then penetrated while I spread  the older girl’s cheeks.

For those within whom the question has been burning: Yes, it is possible for a woman to have an orgasm, even two, from having her ass tongue-ravaged by a stunning nineteen year old.

That’s about as dirty as it gets with me – I tend more towards the “naughty.”

And you? are you Naughty or Dirty?

or Just no Fun?

Joking, we love you if your pure and wholesome.

Let’s hear the dirty things people are thinking and doing – here’s an anonymous survey –

Privacy note – all responses will be included on this post – anonymously. If you wish to be completely anonymous and not have me know who posted, feel free to leave the name field blank.

All fields are optional – answer what you want. Thank you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Spice it up I: Intro to new series where I suggest naughty things to spice up your sex life.

Have you been married for a while and are bored? Are you dating  and looking for something hot to try that you haven’t? Or, single but want to do something sexy?

In this series I will share a few suggestions per installment. If there seems to be interest, I will keep them coming.


 

Suggestion One: Fuck & Phone

A very easy way to make things hot. You can flip coins if need be, to decide who goes first, and each take a turn. If either of you get off on it, repeat.

On your turn, you choose the person your lover will call and be on the phone with while the both of you fuck. Who the person is will vary significantly for each individual, depending on their sexuality and fetishes

For me, I usually choose someone who my lover would least want to know what was happening, but not someone too inappropriate to be sexy. I’ve tried this having a girlfriend on the phone with, but not limited to, Mother, sister, best friend, boss, ex boyfriend, ex husband, and current husband.

Which got me off the most? Probably current husband, followed by best friend, then ex boyfriend.

Tips: If it is your turn – so your lover is the one on the phone, the objective is to try to make your lover come, or at least turned on, while they attempt to have their phone conversation.

To avoid having your lover quickly and conveniently end the phone conversation as soon as it becomes difficult for them, you might make an agreement as to a penalty for your lover if they end their phone conversation before coming.

Suggestion Two: Jealousy done correctly.

This is a bit risky but extremely arousing. You can trade off turns. Whoever’s turn needs to wait until they are really worked up and near orgasm, then they tell the other, “go.”

When the lover hears “go”, they tell something true, about what they’ve done or something they feel, that will make the other jealous. The person confessing should have thought of and decided upon their confession in advance, so they’re ready to say their confession as soon as they hear “go.”

The same things that cause desire also squelch it. And vice versa. the Idea here is to control the framing of the truth, at the perfect moment to have it framed in the positive – as a turn on. Will get the person listening off harder and perhaps the best way to come clean for the confessor: It is more difficult for someone to condemn you for something after they’ve gotten off over it.

Examples of stuff that confessor can say.: 

  • They had a fantasy about my ex yesterday.
  • They dreamed about fucking their personal trainer.
  • The hot masseuse they had  when when got that massage in Hawaii, went down on them and got them off.
  • Their boss is hot, hard for them to concentrate  on work sometimes.
  • They often think about fucking your friend.

Warning & Disclaimer: This game is risky. If your relationship is fragile, proceed with caution.

One time when  I played this game with a lover, she said:

“I wish (insert here my good friend’s name)  was fucking me right now.”

The worst time ever, my  girlfriend said:
“I had sex with (insert here, the name of her ex roommate who was supposedly never more than just a friend), more than once. Actually, a lot, he was really good at it.”


Obviously, these were  not easy to hear; however, I said go when I was about to come, and the confession became associated with the orgasm that was, at that point, too close to stop. At the same time, my girlfriend had the opportunity to get things out in the open, that she probably wouldn’t have ever confessed otherwise.

It’s safer than asphyxiation, and probably more arousing if you confess the really difficult things.

 

 

Submit Your Questions and Suggestions Now – for Second Half of Ashley Interview

I hope you enjoyed reading the first half of my interview last night with Ashley (from Tinder).

Thank you you very much to you three who suggested question; they were tough – probably more difficult to ask than to answer, but I managed to ask all of them.

Here is another chance for everyone to participate – you’ve got about an hour and 1/2 to submit questions for me to ask Ashley during the second half of her interview tonight.

If you missed the first half from last night, here is a link: First part of Ashley Interview

You may suggest questions by commenting on this post or submit anonymously if you’d like using the following form.

Thank you for your participation and thanks for reading.

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Have someone Coming over for Interview in a about an hour, let me know some shocking questions you’d like me to ask her.

I don’t do Tinder. Much. I open it up sometimes and swipe when I’m out somewhere and have a few moments to kill, I’ve only met up with one person from Tinder.

Tonight will be the second person I’ve met on Tinder – only meeting her because she agreed to come do an interview, and because her pics don’t suck.

The good part is I don’t know her – just swiped her last night while out having sushi, and Tindering, so I can ask her just about anything w/out much shame: I won’t ask her anything that would hurt her feelings of course; but, pissing her off or triggering moral sensibilities, bring it.

You can submit questions below – and no matter how shocking or personal,  intrusive or sexual, I will ask them.