Why do the ones we wish to impress the most, appreciate us the least – and those we desire the most, always desire someone else?
Why do bad suspicions usually turn out to be true – while high hopes so often do not?
Why do they never change for the better – and the more you try to convince them to – the worse they become?
Why are we most attracted to those most unavailable?
Why are the ones who crave sex and like it the naughtiest – always gay or crazy?
Why does the best sex come after the worst fights – and, do the biggest fights come after the worst sex? If so, shouldn’t that lead back around to the best sex again?
Why do we have to run away before they’ll want us – but if it works and they run after us, we no longer want them?
Why is the brother or sister always hotter than the brother or sister we end up with?
- Who is the this famous person(s) you said you hooked up with?
- Where is proof of this big cock that is frequently mentioned in your stories? Photos or it didn’t happen.
- Are you independently wealthy – did your family have money, or how have you afforded your “playboy” lifestyle?
- Are you really a short, ugly, math geek with a small dick and a gigantic imagination?
- With all of this fucking, what diseases have you contracted?
- Describe the singularly most arousing experience you’ve ever had?
- What’s the most shameful, shocking, kinky, offensive, reprobate thing you’ve ever done sexually?
- Do you want to have sex with any of your readers? Who? Or, if not a specific person, describe the type of reader you want to hookup with?
- Are you fourteen years old? otherwise, why are you so obsessed with seeing boobs and such? (you ask to see in most every interview)
- Do you ever “drop the ball?” Do you really perform like you say? If so, what is it you think makes you so effective? Can you prove all this? How?
Requires some strokes for anything to happen
You’ll get best results if you prime the canvas
All size brushes can be effective
You can do it sitting or standing
If you don’t wash right after – your equipment gets crusty
It’s nice to do with some music on
Drinking can make it more fun – but harder to finish
- If you’re not ready for children, hopefully she’ll get it on time.
- It may be hard for her to have a good time if he finishes ahead of time.
- If he can go a long time, she might arrive time after time.
- If you’re still having a hard time after two attempts, hopefully third time’s a charm.
- At some point in time, someone’s going to need some down time.
- If you both have it all the time, your relationship may likely stand the test of time.
- If you don’t include your iPhone, some might say you’re behind the times.
- If time stands still, you may be having the time of your life.