I had planned on posting this last night after the interview, as you shall see, certain factors got in the way.
If you want to read this – you probably should do so now – as I may decide to take it down.
Trigger warning: mature, reality content. Questionable morality. Burn-in-hell behavior.
context: (It’s about 8:35pm Saturday evening, thanksgiving weekend. Payton brought Jill with her – who I met at the bar where I met Payton before the first interview. I have a roaring fire going in the stone fireplace on my back patio, and my back doors open so we can see fire while we do this. Payton & Jill were about an hour late – apparently they had some drinks and girl talk to have on the way.
Sinner: Wow, two for one, I’m honored, thank you for doing this.
Payton: You’re welcome, our pleasure, the fire is a nice touch.
Sinner: It’s a little warm for it, but I’m pretending there is winter here.
Payton: It’s nice. Jill, do you wish to speak?
Jill: Hey there whoever you should be, I’m at a concert right now, shhhhh. Yes, fire is nice, nice to meet you Duncan. (yea I know we met the other night but I was a tiny bit tipsy , doesn’t really count)
Payton: Tiny bit? Hon, you want to see your texts? you were so gone. It’s okay, you were hurting #noguilt
Sinner: You are at concert right now, what?
Jill: Yes, I’m bad & told a white lie, didn’t now how to explain to husband about going to do an interview at a man’s house who I met at a bar he didn’t now I was at — just easier to be at a concert.
Sinner: I see, it’s’ too bad you feel you can’t tell him the truth. Are you sure it’s okay – no hurt feelings at all if you want to call this off to be safe.
Jill: No, it’s fine, I would have lied anyway to go out with Payton anyway, so don’t worry it’s’ not your fault, I’m a bad girl all on my own.
Sinner: Well you both are looking hot & ready for the town, no doubt.
Payton: Thanks, we try.
Description of them (they can’t see this): Payton is wearing some tight designer jeans and a black “frilly” like blouse. Her hair is teased up above her head somehow and her her first two buttons are not buttoned, it’s a cleavage apocalypses around here. Jill’s wearing a black dress like one piece thing, form fitting, her boobs slapping my space in the face. It doesn’t look sleazy, but her dress is just a bit too slinky to conceal her bra strap. Both are glistening a bit – glossed in makeup. They look really good, could be trouble. I knew I should have jacked off earlier, but decided I might be more bold and make the interview more interesting if I didn’t. Looking like a bad decision. Having been 100% single for a bit now, my libido is unruly if not unpredictable.
Sinner: Okay, I announced this interview earlier four questions were submitted by readers, so let’s get the most offensive ones out of the way so you can storm out now if you’re gong to.
Question 1: “Ask them if they have ever done anything sexual together and ask if they will kiss with tongue so you can see?
Payton: Not that I wouldn’t if I was into that sort of thing because look at her she is freaking gorgeous but no, we like boys.
Jill: yuuuu are the gorgeous one sister, but what said we are strictly dickly. You’ll have to ask her about the kiss part I am fine doing ti.
Payton: I’ll do it bring it on over here, waz up.
Description: Jill gets up and walks around to other side of dining room table where Payton is sitting close to me on my right. I’m at the head of the table, overseer position. Jill throws her arm around Payton who remains seated and I have a perfect view as Jill dives down and plants her lips against Payton’s. They are gratuitous with their tongues, making sure I see. I’m impressed with their commitment to the task, I’m swelling up a little by the time they disengage after about a minute. Fuck me, this is going to be a very long or very short interview I’m thinking. Payton jokes and announces she thinks she might have had an orgasm. I’m starting to figure out that my readers come up with a lot better questions than I do. (thank you question submitter #1, you get a prize.)
Sinner: No shit, I think I might have had an orgasm too, that was way too hot, shame on you both, how dare you.
Jill: I thought it was quite nice, too much?
Sinner: hell no, I mean, I think you answered the reader’s question very well, thank you. Speaking of too much, here is the next reader question:
Jill has finished her drink (screw driver) and I ask her if she wants another while making her assure me she’s not going to have to drive. Payton’s drinking – slower – thankfully as she’s driving. That said, the little per-party they had was clearly effective.
Sinner: Okay, don”t be mad – I’m just the messenger, here is the next reader submitted question: “What is the worst thing they have ever done sexually like their sluttiest moment ever?”
Payton: Oh my, oh that is an awful question, who is this reader, can we talk too them.
Jill: Yes, hers is probably not bad at all, mine is really bad. Can we skip a question if we don’t want to answer? I don”t want to be a spoiled sport but I don’t know this one is bad.
Sinner: I appreciate how difficult of question this is; however, if you pick and choose what to answer, it lets down my readers and ruins the interview. That said, i understand if you wish to discontinue the interview and there will be no hurt feelings if you wish to stop.
I see they need a moment to process the question (holy shit good job question #2 submitter, you killed it) so I go use the rest room while they decide.When I get back Payton has responded with the following.
Peyton: Okay we’ll answer.
Sinner: You both are awesome, thank you – most everybody’s done something “bad,” at some point, have fun, no worries. So, I’ll let you answer and go make a drink.
I go into kitchen to shake a martini, and try to take my time until it sounds like they are done. It seems to take them a while, what the hell could their answers be? When I hear Payton yell “okay, we answered,” I return to the table.
Payton: I am very much straight and only into men now, but I had an affair with a friend, a girlfriend, while in college. It only lasted a few weeks and I was dating my ex husband at the time. I’ve only told one other person about this and never told him. This is hard, okay, I fell head over heels and she broke my heart. It was a strange time, I am not into that but something about her it devastated me.
As I read Payton’s answer, it is silent for the first time since they arrived. Her answer is unexpected – very brave of her to come forth with this. I feel bad for her, I must cheer her up – make her feel okay.
Jill: Mine is really bad and it is so not like me ask P, I’m a professional prude. but on my high school senior trip in Mazatlan I was drunk and had gone through a bad breakup with my HS bf and I one night i got with three guys. at the same time all of them had sex with me in their hotel room. I met them the same night and never saw them again.
It is still silent as I finish reading, fuck, I must say something to make everyone feel okay.
Sinner: Thank you both for your honesty, I thought it was something much worse by how quiet you all were – I’ve heard of much worse – hell, my sister used to have me show her friends my dick in junior high, we all have shit.
Why the hell did I just say that, fuck, I want to real that back in.
Jill: It actually feels sort of good to get that off my chest, thank whoever asked the question for me.
Sinner: For sure, they’ve got life time free anything I publish for the diary. And, you probably think a guy asked that, you’d be wrong.
Sinner to Payton: I’m sorry you had your heart broken. Have you been with another female since?
Sinner to Jill: Is it a traumatic memory – or was it rape or anything like that with the three guys?
Payton: God no, like I said I am not into that. If fact, kissing Jill here was the first time I have kissed a girl since.
Jill: No, it was consensual but cannot say I remember it very well.
Sinner: Really, you don’t remember three men at once very well? Do you have hot memories of it? Do you remember if you came?
Jill: Well I was drunk and it was fifteen years ago, I mean I remember it sort of i’m sure i probably came.
Sinner: you don’t remember if you had an orgasm while three guys were fucking you?
Jill: screw you, fine, yes i am pretty sure i did.
(the second half of this interview gets much much worse from here. I have decided to post thee first half and see how offended people are before posting the rest.)