- Who is the this famous person(s) you said you hooked up with?
- Where is proof of this big cock that is frequently mentioned in your stories? Photos or it didn’t happen.
- Are you independently wealthy – did your family have money, or how have you afforded your “playboy” lifestyle?
- Are you really a short, ugly, math geek with a small dick and a gigantic imagination?
- With all of this fucking, what diseases have you contracted?
- Describe the singularly most arousing experience you’ve ever had?
- What’s the most shameful, shocking, kinky, offensive, reprobate thing you’ve ever done sexually?
- Do you want to have sex with any of your readers? Who? Or, if not a specific person, describe the type of reader you want to hookup with?
- Are you fourteen years old? otherwise, why are you so obsessed with seeing boobs and such? (you ask to see in most every interview)
- Do you ever “drop the ball?” Do you really perform like you say? If so, what is it you think makes you so effective? Can you prove all this? How?
Just staring? You might want to read the first two interviews first
Sinner: : Welcome back. Few have actually made it to a third interview – for one reason or another – congrats, and thank you.
Ashley: : Do I get a prize
Sinner: : Maybe, have to think about that. So, the last interview was interesting, so, we’ll start where we left off. Regarding your friend’s husband, who you had that three way with one night, and who you apparently think about often while masturbating, …. why was he so memorable? What’s so great about him that you are so infatuated?
Ashley: : Infatuated is a bit much, but yes, I guess we can go with memorable. Umm, I guess it’s .. well he’s attractive and was only one of two since separating, so that probably conributes..
Sinner: : That’s it?
Ashley: : He took control I guess you could say. With my ex I was more the aggressive one.
Sinner: : So, he was firm and dominant with you? What else?
Ashley: : Something like that. Um…, I think he lasted for a while, although I don’t remember exactly, and he was rather well endowed which I guess was interesting.
Sinner: : Oh, but I thought size doesn’t matter.
Ashley: : I didn’t say it mattered, I believe I said “interesting.”
Sinner: : How big was this interesting dick? bigger than your ex?
Ashley: : I don’t know, but yes, noticeably larger than my ex.
Sinner: : So that’s why you can’t get him off your mind.
Ashley: : Stop, I’ve been married forever, I don’t have a lot of experiences to work with here.
Sinner: : Would you do another three-way with them if you have the chance?
Ashley: : No, I’m not proud of it. The circumstances as they were, it happened, but I’d not do it again.
Sinner: : Okay. Show me your tits.
Ashley: : Show me your cock!
Sinner: : okay
Ashley: : You are crazy, I cannot believe you just did that.
Sinner: : Your turn.
Ashley: : Seriously wasn’t expecting that. Alright, don’t blink.
Sinner: : Awesome! Very hot, pointy.
Ashley: : Yes, I’ve heard them referred to as “missile tits.”
Sinner: : So that was fun.
Ashley: : Not sure whether I should feel offended or grateful, nobody’s ever exposed themselves to me before.
Sinner: : What, you asked/told me to.
Ashley: : True, didn’t think you’d actually do it, was just making a point.
Sinner: : I’m sorry.
Ashley: : it’s okay. It’s really, well, big, no?
Sinner: : no.
Ashley: : Liar, it looked like it unless I’m seeing things?
Sinner: : You’re seeing things.
Ashley: : Whatever you say. Am I supposed to concentrate now?
Sinner: : Of course, interview only half over.
Ashley: : Got it.
Sinner: : May I post a pic of your missile tits for readers to see?
Ashley: : Sure, as long as you post your cock next to it.
Sinner: : No way.
Ashley: : There you go.
(she wouldn’t let me post a pic but I found a photo that is similar)
Sinner: : Did you have a boyfriend before you got married? before your husband?
Ashley: : Yes, a couple. I had a somewhat serious boyfriend in high school, and one in college. So, two serious relationships before I met my husband.
Sinner: : What were they like? Why did you break up?
Ashley: : The high school one ended with high school, and I met my husband, ex husband, while dating the college one. My high school boyfriend wanted sex all the time, for the most part, and my college boyfriend, well, he did too, but.
Sinner: : LOL That’s high school and college guys for you. Who was the
best in bed? who do you miss the most? Where they better than your ex husband in anyway?
Ashley: : Although I had nothing to compare him to at the time, my boyfriend in high school compared very well, I still think about him sometimes. My boyfriend in college was the most confident but not so great compared to the others. My husband was fine at first but his drinking eventually made it not so good.
Sinner: : What was so good about the first?
Ashley: : Again, he was more aggressive, I guess.
Sinner: : And, was he the biggest, or ?
Ashley: : Yes, from what I remember.
Sinner: : How could you not remember?
Ashley: : Time plays tricks, I’ve been with one man for a long time. They were all around the same size, normal I guess, none particularly large like Dan, my friends husband, or like you.
Sinner: : You’ve never seen me hard, how would you know I’m any different?
Ashley: : True, I just saw you for a moment, but judging by that
Sinner: : Fair enough, I can take it out while we finish up if need be.
Ashley: : What? Take what out, your cock? I think I got a clear picture, but if you want to, go for it.
Sinner: : Like this.
Ashley: : You are totally insane, for those not here, he took it out and it’s right, um, out.
Sinner: : You know what’s fucked up, if I was creepy and ugly, you’d be offended.
Ashley: : Who says I’m not?
Sinner: : Wow, you are?
Ashley: : Yes, of course. But, keep it out, need to look at this.
Sinner: : WTF, you’re offended that I have my dick out but want me to keep my dick out?
Ashley: : Exactly.
Sinner: : So then you’re not really offended.
Ashley: : Maybe not totally.
Sinner: : Okay, any thoughts or you just going to look at me?
Ashley: : Looking? moi? Next question.
Sinner: : Who was better, that Tinder guy you slept with or the friends husband?
Ashley: : That’s easy, friend’s husband. The Tinder guy was nothing special, obviously, as I haven’t seen him again.
Sinner: : How many times in a week do you masturbate?
Ashley: : Um…, two to four times probably. Some weeks I’m like insatiable and other weeks not so much. Last week I was crazed, like non stop. Don’t know what’s come over me.
Sinner: : Wow, so non stop masturbating, you were really horny?
Ashley: : Wondering if there’s something seriously wrong with me, I’ve been crazy with that lately. Ahhhh, you put it away, I’m much less offended now.
Sinner: : I’m sorry.
Ashley: : I’m totally giving you a hard time.
Sinner: : Yes you are. 😦
Ashley: : Aw, don’t pout, I’ll eventually recover from the trauma.
Sinner: : Trauma? ouch.
Ashley: : Better you think I’m traumatized than mesmerized.
Sinner: : You’re mesmerized?
Ashley: : Shut up, anymore questions?
Sinner: : Yes, is there anything sexually that you did with either of your two first boyfriends that you never did with your husband?
Ashley: : hmm, well my second, college boyfriend and I were very, um.., experimental.
Sinner: : And?
Ashley: : Let’s just say that I put my tongue in a certain place that I never did with my husband. Enough said on that.
Sinner: : Oh, you licked the boyfriends ass?
Ashley: : As I said, enough said.
Sinner: : Who made you come most often, and how many orgasms have you had during one session of sex?
Ashley: : It’s a typical thing with me you could say, never had much difficulty there. Just a guess, maybe five to seven times? Not sure, but several times.
Sinner: : Wow, so you come easily? quickly?
Ashley: : Yes.
Sinner: : How many times did you come with your friends husband that one time?
Ashley: : That’s actually what I was referring to with the five to seven. I honestly don’t remember, but it was many.
Sinner: : wow.
Ashley: : blush.
Sinner: : Little does your husband – ex husband – know.
Ashley: : Yup, oh god, it would kill him.
Sinner: : You going to tell him about it?
Ashley: : God no, that would be cruel.
Sinner: : Did you come so many times because you were licking your friend’s clit?
Ashley: : It may have added to the excitement but mainly it was him, not really into the other stuff.
Sinner: : So you haven’t imagined anything with her since?
Ashley: : I didn’t say that. Now I’m blushing. No, I mean, there are aspects of it that are interesting, yes, but..
Sinner: : Fair enough, it’s hot sometimes to think about licking your friends pussy, but her husband dominating you with his big, hard, commanding cock is hotter?
Ashley: : Close enough.
Sinner: : Awesome. Well that about covers things I guess.
Ashley: : Do I get to ask you anything?
Sinner: : No.
Ashley: : That is fair.
Sinner: : Kidding. Nobody every wants to, but if there’s anything you want to ask, be my guest.
Ashley: : Does anyone you talk about on your blog know about it, have any found it?
Sinner: : A couple characters in the stories know (one I had major negotiations with about it) , and funny you ask, my most recent ex girlfriend just found it. I was very embarrassed, but oddly enough, it turned her on. I would love to get a couple main characters to do a live interview, but those that know about it are too worried about anonymity so far – as am I, so I totally understand.
Ashley: : Why don’t you have photos of yourself on the blog? or, god forbid, of your cock? Just saying, what would it hurt?
Sinner: : I’m shy and private. I am very traditional in every other aspect – as are my parents and siblings who would die if they saw this, so face photos are too risky. A cock photo would be too creepy and remove the mystery, not my style. I know, I did just whip it out, but I’ve seen your breasts and you want to get with me, so it’s different.
Ashley: : Wait, you showed me you first, before I showed my breasts.
Sinner: : True.
Ashley: : Umm, and, what’s this about me wanting to get with you?
Sinner: : You don’t?
Ashley: Screw you, I do, but…
Sinner: : LOL
Ashley: : Shut up!
Sinner: : LOL, I love it. So, you saw my cock and now want to get with me?
Ashley: : Quit while you’re ahead, maybe?
Sinner: : Okay, so now we aren’t answering, that’s fine – just so I know
Ashley: : You’re putting words in my mouth
Sinner: : Oh, okay, I’m sorry. So, I need to retract the stuff about you wanting to get with me and all because you saw my cock
Ashley: : Definitely not, because I saw your cock. We shall see, as far as me wanting to “get with you. Seeing your cock didn’t hurt, but…
Sinner: : Well now I’ve lost track of truth here, but okay, I’ll not pin you down on this if you wish to get out easy.
Ashley: : What? Fine, ask me a straight question and I’ll answer.
Sinner: : When did you masturbate last?
Ashley: : Last night.
Sinner: : What is the nastiest of your routine fantasies while masturbating?
Ashley: : Probably one involving two men, or sometimes more.
Sinner: : You mean, a guy in your pussy and another in your ass at the same time?
Ashley: : where else would they be? oh, well my mouth, okay.
Sinner: : I like your jeans, and what panties are you wearing, if any? please describe.
Ashley: . Thanks, and yes I’m wearing white ones, thongs I believe.
Sinner: : Believe or know?
Ashley: : I know smart butt.
Sinner: : Let me see.
(she just pulls the waistband of them above her jeans. they are white, the thong part has not been confirmed.)
(this is getting long, will post the rest in a separate post)
Second Half of Ashley Interview – I ought to be charging admission to read this one, wow. Holy freaking wow.
- Ashley from Tinder interview one
- Ashley from Tinder interview two
- Ashley from Tinder interview three
Sinner: Thank you for coming back for more.
Ashley: Thank you for the good wine.
Sinner: Thanks for wearing a skirt.
Ashley: Thank you for lighting candles.
Sinner: Okay! I thought we’d start with this survey I posted on the blog about female masturbation. I’ll show you the page – basically, I listed my predictions and am going to compare them to the survey survey results. Some of the questions refer to husbands, so just give the answers you would given a few years ago while you were still with your husband.
(I’m going to read/show her the survey on the blog so I don’t’ have to include all the choices here – just going to put the questions with Ashley’s answers.)
Ashley: While Masturbating, I more often …: think about person/persons other than husband/significant other
Ashley: While masturbating I stimulate myself most with: equal amounts of clitoral and vaginal
Ashley: I have a colorful toy (red, pink, purple, etc): Yes
Ashley: When I masturbate I usually…: Give myself multiple orgasms
Ashley: The fantasies I think about while masturbating are more…: Dirty
Ashley: As I’m getting close to orgasm I most often think about…: Specific sex acts
Ashley: The things I think about while masturbating are usually…: Naughtier than what I do with husband/significant other
Ashley: The orgasms I have while masturbating are usually: Stronger than those I have with husband/significant other
Ashley: I masturbate…: More often than I have sex
Sinner: Yea, I was fairly accurate on most of my predictions, but getting killed on “the type of fantasies women have” and what “what they think about close to orgasm.” I wrongly predicted most would say they have abstract and romantic fantasies; so far, like you, the majority say they have dirty fantasies and think about specific, not abstract sex acts.
Ashley: You have no idea (ha ha).
Sinner: True, so tell me then – give me an example of something dirty you’ve thought about while masturbating… you don’t have to tell any specific fantasy – just curious if for you, a “dirty” fantasy means kissing without brushing your teeth, or “dirty” as in “dirty?”
Ashley: No, I’d have to say mine lean towards the “dirty, dirty” side of the spectrum.
Sinner: Now that’s very interesting. Like what, how dirty.
Ashley: Dirtier than I would do in reality, sometimes. Multiple men, stuff like that, it varies.
Sinner: Well, I have just a couple reader questions for you tonight, you ready for one?
Reader Submitted: “After you separated from your husband, did you binge at all sexually while you were rebounding? I married my ex when I was twenty and when I divorced him nineteen years later, I went a bit off the rails. Just curious if you experienced anything like that. For me, I think I had to prove to myself that I was sexually independent and free again.“
Ashley: Good question. In general I have not rebounded in per se, not yet anyway. I should probably stop with that, but I will say that I did go way overboard on one occasion shortly after my husband moved out. It’s probably why I have not done much since. Things got so out of hand one night that I scared myself, as far as what I might do and so forth.
Sinner: Wow. You do understand that now you must tell us what happened, the world cannot continue, for any of us, until we know. I’ll hunger strike, my readers will picket… take your time, I’m going to get some more wine and what not.
Ashley: Oh gosh. Where to begin. Well, I had a friend who I met – our daughters played soccer together, and we became pretty good friends. My husband and I got together with her and her husband a few times, and when things got really bad with my husband, right before he moved out, I leaned on them quite a bit and even stayed with them a few nights after blowups with my husband.
A few weeks after my husband moved out, she convinced me to go out with her and her husband and “have some fun.” We drank way too much. They where living about an hour away at the time, and invited me to stay the night so I’d not have to worry about driving. We were having a good time and dancing, and when we got back to their house, things got really random. Basically, we ended up sleeping together.
Sinner: You fell asleep in their bed, or you mean you had sex with them.
Ashley: I didn’t’ fall asleep in their bed.
Sinner: Oh my god. Did you enjoy it? Have done it again since? So, did her husband fuck you, is that what happened.?
Ashley: I believe I enjoyed it at the time, the parts I remember, but felt embarrassed and regretted it as soon as I sobered up. I’ve spoken to her a few times but haven’t seen them in person since. Yes to the question about her husband.
Sinner: Good lord. So, he fucked you how, and where was she?
Ashley: I believe he was behind me for some of the time, and she was right there.
Sinner: There, where? What was she doing?
Ashley: Oh gosh. I remember her being in front of me and me going down on her, I don’t remember how long exactly, but it seems like were all doing that for a good while, her in front of me and him doing me from behind that is. It’s not something I’ve ever wanted to do, get with a woman like that, which tells you how drunk and out of my mind I was.
Sinner: Holy shit, what a story. Well, I think you should enjoy the memory and not feel bad about it, you didn’t do any harm. Was it like an all night love fest, or just sort of happened and then you all passed out? Did you get off on it? Did she go down on you?
Ashley: Not all night, but a few hours probably, I would have never done it had I not been so drunk, but like I said, I believe I enjoyed myself. You think your reader who asked the question was expecting that answer?
Sinner: Who would have expected such an awesome answer. I need a cold shower now, that was hot.
All you guys out there, remember Ashley’s story before leaving your wife or agreeing to a temporary separation, because this is the kind of thing that’s likely to happen if you give your wife a reprieve from the marital contract. I’m not sure I can think of a single woman who did not fuck around and get wild during a marital separation. If you do a trial separation, you might as well just get a divorce unless you can live with your partner having sex with others, because it will happen.
Sinner: So was her husband better than your ex? Hotter? Harder? Bigger? Better? Etc?
Ashley: First, I want to clarify one thing. When this happened, my marriage was over for good, and was never intended to be any kind of temporary separation. Yes to all the questions regarding my friend’s husband.
Sinner: Okay, my last question is a tough one, but I need your complete honesty. Bridging this discussion to the masturbation survey we were talking about, have you thought about fucking this guy – your friend’s husband, while masturbating since it happened?
Sinner: More than once?
Sinner: A handful of times?
Sinner: Great interview. Do you want to kiss or make out now?
Good night everybody.
I hope you enjoyed reading the first half of my interview last night with Ashley (from Tinder).
Thank you you very much to you three who suggested question; they were tough – probably more difficult to ask than to answer, but I managed to ask all of them.
Here is another chance for everyone to participate – you’ve got about an hour and 1/2 to submit questions for me to ask Ashley during the second half of her interview tonight.
If you missed the first half from last night, here is a link: First part of Ashley Interview
You may suggest questions by commenting on this post or submit anonymously if you’d like using the following form.
Thank you for your participation and thanks for reading.
Tinder Ashley Interview
I was on Tinder while out by myself having sushi for dinner last night, and she agreed to come over and have a few drinks and do an interview.
We’ve had about an hour to make each other’s acquaintance and get through a bottle of Markham. Just uncorked another and we’re here at my dining table. We’ll be passing the laptop for this one.
Sinner Saint: Thank you for coming over and doing this interview.
Instructions: How this works is, I ask you intrusive and shocking questions, and you see how many you can answer before you storm out my door in a fit of disgust and anger. A few of the questions were submitted by readers – so if you are particularly offended by one, it’s probably one of theirs.
Speaking of which, we’ll start with the most provocative question suggested by readers. “‘Did you come for an interview or did you really just want to get some dick?”
Ashley: Must the two be mutually exclusive?
Sinner Saint: So, you’re saying you wanted to do an interview and you wanted to get, um…
Ashley: I’m saying there’s room for both possibilities.
Sinner Saint. Got it. I think. So, you’re 37 years old, divorced and have one child, right?
Ashley: Yes, I have a daughter in Junior high who’s with her dad during the week and with me on weekends.
Sinner Saint: How long have you been divorced?
Ashley: Officially, the divorce is not final, but we haven’t lived together for two years.
Sinner Saint: So you kicked him out because his dick was too small?
Ashley: No, I left because he was an alcoholic and I was done dealing with it.
Sinner Saint: Sorry to hear that. So, his dick wasn’t too small?
Ashley: No, I didn’t have a problem with his size. As for erectile dysfunction due to the drinking, different story.
Sinner Saint: That sucks – for both of you. So, he couldn’t get hard anymore? How long was that going on? You were both pretty young for that to be happening.
Ashley: with enough effort I could usually get him hard enough to do something, but he couldn’t get a full erection and would lose it right away. It’s probably been five years or longer since I’ve seen him “full functioning” shall we say. He’s seven years older than I, but still, I know it was the drinking and not his age. Again, I left because of the drinking, the ED was just one of many problems it was causing.
Sinner Saint: Do you still get together and have sex now and then out of convenience when you’re particularly horny.
Ashley: Do we need to do a lesson on erectile dysfunction? Sorry, that sounded a bit bitchy, obviously I’m not bitter at all about it. (ha ha). He chose drinking at the expense of his equipment working.
Sinner Saint: Have you met up with other guys on Tinder? Did you fuck them? On the first date?
Ashley: I have met up with two I met on Tinder and one of them I had sex with.
Sinner Saint: Nice, how was that? Was it your first time back in the saddle after your and your husband split up?
Ashley: Yes, had been twelve years since I had been with anyone other than my husband, so that was exciting. There was some ED going on with him too, wouldn’t you know, but it wasn’t too bad.
Sinner Saint: Not too bad… does that mean you had orgasms while fucking him?
Ashley: I’ve never had much difficulty with that. I know some girls have a difficult time with it.
Sinner Saint: Okay, here’s two more questions suggested by readers. Reader Q 1: “Have you had any big black cock? Reader Q 2: “Look at Duncan and describe what you see ~ give us an overview or general impression?” Hmm, wonder which question was suggested by a guy and which from a female. LMAO. Love it.
Ashley: No “big black cock” as of yet, and let me see
He is dressed casually in a plain white t-shirt and jeans, and fancy shoes. He’s got gorgeous, deep blue eyes, and nice hair that is just slightly receding (no sign of balding). Hopefully that answers the question? He’s in good shape and quite handsome if that is what you’re asking.
Sinner Saint: I might not include this questions.
Ashley: Now he’s blushing.
Sinner Saint: Shut the fuck up.
Ashley: So sensitive. I’m just answering the questions YOU gave me.
Sinner Saint: Good point. I should have not given you it, but I didn’t want to be a dick and not ask questions that readers took the time to contribute.
Ashley: I thought it was good question.
Sinner Saint: Well I thought the “big black cock” question was particularly inspired.
Okay, one more reader question. “Describe the bra and panties you are wearing and show sinner your tits so he can take a pic so we can see them.”
Ashley: Are these really coming from readers?
Sinner Saint: Okay, that last one was me, but the others were from readers I swear.
Ashley: Oh you are bad. I am wearing white thong panties and just a white bra that I like, and sorry, I have a teenage daughter who doesn’t need to be running into nude pics of her mother on the internet.
Sinner Saint: Good point, totally understand. Shall we take a bathroom break, and we can discuss.. We could finish up tonight, or I’m free tomorrow night or Friday if you want to finish second half then?
Ashley: I have my daughter on Friday, but maybe tomorrow. We can discuss.
Have someone Coming over for Interview in a about an hour, let me know some shocking questions you’d like me to ask her.
I don’t do Tinder. Much. I open it up sometimes and swipe when I’m out somewhere and have a few moments to kill, I’ve only met up with one person from Tinder.
Tonight will be the second person I’ve met on Tinder – only meeting her because she agreed to come do an interview, and because her pics don’t suck.
The good part is I don’t know her – just swiped her last night while out having sushi, and Tindering, so I can ask her just about anything w/out much shame: I won’t ask her anything that would hurt her feelings of course; but, pissing her off or triggering moral sensibilities, bring it.
You can submit questions below – and no matter how shocking or personal, intrusive or sexual, I will ask them.
Protected: Dr G certified psychologist dissection/interview: Savior, Phallus complex, Marriage, non Marriage
Location: Duncan’s house
What: I met Valerie at a writer’s meet-up. She is working on a fiction novel – non-erotica – and was curious to see what I was up to with The Sinner Saint diary project, so I invited her over to do this interview for the blog.
How: I am trying a new method with this interview: We are both sitting at my dining room table – I’m in front of my laptop and will be asking questions to her phone through google voice – and she’ll be answering on her phone. I’m hoping it will be a little easier than passing the laptop back and forth as I’ve done with past interviews.
Visual: (Valerie is a woman in her early thirties. She’s 5’ 7” tall, has long and straight black hair – has some black Irish in her ancestry. Valerie is wearing medium amount of makeup – mainly on her lips and around where eyes – which are a beautiful, piercing green, She has an average build, and overall, very attractive.
Duncan: Welcome Valerie, what in the hell possessed you to come do this interview?
Valerie: Would you recommend I leave?
Duncan: I’d recommend you have some wine.
Valerie: Okay I’ll stay. Lol
(pause: gets wine)
Duncan: The wine should make this easier. Fair warning, I try to ask personal – even shocking questions – to keep interviews interesting; plus, as I’ve mentioned, this blog is for a series of erotica books. So, I want to try to ask some questions related to the genre. if there’s any areas you wish me to avoid, please tell me now.
Valerie: Shocking questions? I’ll try to answer – no promises. As I said, I won’t answer any questions that might reveal my identity.
Duncan: I understand. Let’s cover the basics – age, marital status?
Valerie. I’m thirty three and divorced.
Duncan: How long divorced?
Valerie. Officially, almost a year.
Duncan: Why did you get a divorce?
Valerie: Long story. Basically got tired waiting for my ex to grow up.
Duncan: Ah, he couldn’t get it up.
Valerie: No, he couldn’t get a job, lol. He was fully employed, in total, maybe two of eight we were married. It wasn’t just the not working, but all of it boiled down to him not taking responsibility. I would like a child but I wasn’t going to have a child with a child. I might have stuck it out longer, but the last year we were together after he lost his last job, he started drinking. It would make me furious to work all day and get home to find that he’d been drinking half the day.
Duncan: That sucks. So he could get it up though?
Duncan: was the sex awesome?
Valerie: With husband? I’d not say it was awesome, no.
Duncan: But it was really good you’re saying?
Valerie: No, lol, not really saying that either.
Duncan: What are you saying.
Valerie: Well it wasn’t good enough to keep me around, obviously. I mean, wasn’t worth dealing with all the other stuff.
Sex after Divorce
Duncan: Have you had sex since divorce?
Valerie: Ah… once. It was “rebound sex,” mistake.
Duncan: How was it?
Duncan: So, you’ve only had sex once in the year you’ve been divorced?
Valerie: Just once, shortly after the divorce went through, and haven’t even really dated until fairly recently. Vowed to get back out there and meet some new people this year – hence going to the meetup.
Duncan: How’s the dating going?
Valerie: Have gone on a few first dates, not a second if that answers your question.
Duncan: Have you slept with your ex since divorced?
Valerie: No. I’ve gotten a few late night, drunken phone calls from him wanting to. Once or twice I was tempted, but been down that road, not going back.
Duncan: If this was a date, would I get a second?
Valerie: Since it’s not a date, can’t really say. So far, I wouldn’t rule out a second non-date, how’s that?
Duncan: Second non-date, score, almost as good – half the pressure
Valerie: Relax, there’s still time to piss me off and blow this non-date.
Duncan: Do you ever get naked on first non-dates?
Valerie: I haven’t got naked on any first actual dates.
Duncan: Have you purchased any erotica books?
Valerie: Can’t say I have.
Duncan: Well, I’m gifting you the entire Sinner Saint Diary series for doing the interview.
Valerie: Cool, very generous of you.
Duncan: Was your husband your first?
Duncan: Who else was there?
Valerie: High school boyfriend and a few guys in college before I met my ex.
Duncan: a few?
Duncan: So four guys, and your ex had the most money and biggest dick so you married him?
Valerie. No, None of them had much money, were all students. My high school boyfriend was probably the biggest, but no, didn’t marry ex for his penis or bank account. Not sure why I married him exactly. If we’re to be totally honest, I had graduated and he proposed, and I felt like it was the next thing I should do – probably married for the wrong reasons.
Duncan: Okay, it’s time for the challenge round, then we’ll wrap this up.
Valerie: Challenge round?
Duncan: The challenge round is where I ask you short answer questions, each on getting more difficult and personal than the last, and you see how far you can make it – before declining to answer. If you make it through all fifteen, you become the reigning challenge champion.
Valerie: What’s the farthest someone has gone?
Duncan: Don’t know, first time I’ve done it.
Valerie: Lol, okay. Guess I’ll be setting the bar.
Duncan: 1. Are you shaved, or how are you groomed?
Duncan: 2. Landing strip?
Valerie: Small patch – I had permanent hair removal, on my legs too.
Duncan: So you never have to shave?
Valerie: Nope, it’s wonderful.
Duncan: 3. What color is your pubic hair?
Valerie: Same as my normal hair.
Duncan: 4. Ass hair removed too? Did you get that bleached?
Valerie: No and No.
Duncan: 5. Objectively rate your ex’s looks on scale of 1 to 10.
Duncan: 6. Given the following four qualities – intelligence, attractiveness, sense of humor, penis size, rank them in order of importance for each of the following: one night stand, someone you were dating, someone you marry.
Valerie: one night, attractiveness, penis size, sense of humor, intelligence. Dating, sense of humor, attractiveness, penis size, intelligence, married, intelligence, sense of humor, attractiveness, penis size
Duncan: 7. Do you miss having sex – since it’s been almost a year right?
Duncan: 8. Do you masturbate a lot, how often?
Valerie: Are we at 15 yet? Lol. Lately, more often, a few times a week I’d say.
Duncan: 9. Do you use a toy? When did you buy it, describe it in detail.
Valerie: Yes, I had a little vibrator already but mainly use a rabbit one that I bought last year, eight or nine months ago. It is red and typical rabbit shape if you’re familiar.
Duncan: 10. Is it shaped like a penis?
Valerie: Yes, the last one I bought is. With an added clit stimulator thing.
Duncan: 11. When did you last have anal sex?
Valerie: Hello. Ah, it’s been a couple years.
Duncan: 12. Do you like a finger in your ass during intercourse?
Valerie: Depends, sometimes I guess.
Duncan: 13. Is this interview turning you on.
Valerie: It’s a bit titillating.
Duncan: 14. Which of the following fantasies do you find the hottest: sex with another girl, sex in “public” with other adults watching, sex with two guys at once double penetrating?
Valerie: Sex with two guys.
Duncan: 15. Have you thought (fantasized) about that?
Duncan: You did it, great job.
Valerie: Don’’t know I would have made it to twenty at that rate.
Duncan: It will raise to twenty the second interview, would you considering doing another next week?
Valerie: Yes, I’d consider it
Duncan: So, yes you will then? 🙂
Valerie: Okay, not sure what’s left to ask though.
Duncan: There’s a world of things I haven’t asked.
Valerie: If you say so.
Duncan: Thank you very much for being a good sport and sharing so openly. I look forward to round two next week.
Valerie: It was fun, thank you.