Top Ten Sex Questions I would ask Me if I was a female blogger interviewing Me.

  1. Who is the this famous person(s) you said you hooked up with?
  2. Where is proof of this big cock that is frequently mentioned in your stories? Photos or it didn’t happen.
  3. Are you independently wealthy – did your family have money, or how have you afforded your “playboy” lifestyle?
  4. Are you really a short, ugly, math geek with a small dick and a gigantic imagination?
  5. With all of this fucking, what diseases have you contracted?
  6. Describe the singularly most arousing experience you’ve ever had?
  7. What’s the most shameful, shocking, kinky, offensive, reprobate thing you’ve ever done sexually?
  8. Do you want to have sex with any of your readers? Who? Or, if not a specific person, describe the type of reader you want to hookup with?
  9. Are you fourteen years old? otherwise, why are you so obsessed with seeing boobs and such? (you ask to see in most every interview)
  10. Do you ever “drop the ball?” Do you really perform like you say? If so, what is it you think makes you so effective? Can you prove all this? How?

 

 

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Surprise Third Interview with Ashley from tinder: sex, exposure, secrets, risks

Just staring? You might want to read the first two interviews first

Sinner: : Welcome back. Few have actually made it to a third interview – for one reason or another – congrats, and thank you.

Ashley: : Do I get a prize

Sinner: : Maybe, have to think about that. So, the last interview was interesting, so, we’ll start where we left off. Regarding your friend’s husband, who you had that three way with one night, and who you apparently think about often while masturbating, …. why was he so memorable? What’s so great about him that you are so infatuated?

Ashley: : Infatuated is a bit much, but yes, I guess we can go with memorable. Umm, I guess it’s .. well he’s attractive and was only one of two since separating, so that probably conributes..

Sinner: : That’s it?

Ashley: : He took control I guess you could say. With my ex I was more the aggressive one.

Sinner: : So, he was firm and dominant with you? What else?

Ashley: : Something like that. Um…, I think he lasted for a while,  although I don’t remember exactly, and he was rather well endowed which I guess was interesting.

Sinner: : Oh, but I thought size doesn’t matter.

Ashley: : I didn’t say it mattered, I believe I said “interesting.”

Sinner: : How big was this interesting dick? bigger than your ex?

Ashley: : I don’t know, but yes, noticeably larger than my ex.

Sinner: : So that’s why you can’t get him off your mind.

Ashley: : Stop, I’ve been married forever, I don’t have a lot of experiences to work with here.

Sinner: : Would you do another three-way with them if you have the chance?

Ashley: : No, I’m not proud of it. The circumstances as they were, it happened, but I’d not do it again.

Sinner: : Okay. Show me your tits.

Ashley: : Show me your cock!

Sinner: : okay

Ashley: : You are crazy, I cannot believe you just did that.

Sinner: : Your turn.

Ashley: : Seriously wasn’t expecting that. Alright, don’t blink.

Sinner: : Awesome! Very hot, pointy.

Ashley: : Yes, I’ve heard them referred to as “missile tits.”

Sinner: : So that was fun.

Ashley: : Not sure whether I should feel offended or grateful, nobody’s ever exposed themselves to me before.

Sinner: : What, you asked/told me to.

Ashley: : True, didn’t think you’d actually do it, was just making a point.

Sinner: : I’m sorry.

Ashley: : it’s okay. It’s really, well, big, no?

Sinner: : no.

Ashley: : Liar, it looked like it unless I’m seeing things?

Sinner: : You’re seeing things.

Ashley: : Whatever you say. Am I supposed to concentrate now?

Sinner: : Of course, interview only half over.

Ashley: : Got it.

Sinner: : May I post a pic of your missile tits for readers to see?

Ashley: : Sure, as long as you post your cock next to it.

Sinner: : No way.

Ashley: : There you go.

(she wouldn’t let me post a pic but I found a photo that is similar)

missile

Sinner: : Did you have a boyfriend before you got married? before your husband?

Ashley: : Yes, a couple. I had a somewhat serious boyfriend in high school, and one in college. So, two serious relationships before I met my husband.

Sinner: : What were they like? Why did you break up?

Ashley: : The high school one ended with high school, and I met my husband, ex husband, while dating the college one. My high school boyfriend wanted sex all the time, for the most part, and my college boyfriend, well, he did too, but.

Sinner: : LOL That’s high school and college guys for you. Who was the
best in bed? who do you miss the most? Where they better than your ex husband in anyway?

Ashley: : Although I had nothing to compare him to at the time, my boyfriend in high school compared very well, I still think about him sometimes. My boyfriend in college was the most confident but not so great compared to the others. My husband was fine at first but his drinking eventually made it not so good.

Sinner: : What was so good about the first?

Ashley: : Again, he was more aggressive, I guess.

Sinner: : And, was he the biggest, or ?

Ashley: : Yes, from what I remember.

Sinner: : How could you not remember?

Ashley: : Time plays tricks, I’ve been with one man for a long time. They were all around the same size, normal I guess, none particularly large like Dan, my friends husband, or like you.

Sinner: : You’ve never seen me hard, how would you know I’m any different?

Ashley: : True, I just saw you for a moment, but judging by that

Sinner: : Fair enough, I can take it out while we finish up if need be.

Ashley: : What? Take what out, your cock? I think I got a clear picture, but if you want to, go for it.

Sinner: : Like this.

Ashley: : You are totally insane, for those not here, he took it out and it’s right, um, out.

Sinner: : You know what’s fucked up, if I was creepy and ugly, you’d be offended.

Ashley: : Who says I’m not?

Sinner: : Wow, you are?

Ashley: : Yes, of course. But, keep it out, need to look at this.

Sinner: : WTF, you’re offended that I have my dick out but want me to keep my dick out?

Ashley: : Exactly.

Sinner: : So then you’re not really offended.

Ashley: : Maybe not totally.

Sinner: : Okay, any thoughts or you just going to look at me?

Ashley: : Looking? moi? Next question.

Sinner: : Who was better, that Tinder guy you slept with or the friends husband?

Ashley: : That’s easy, friend’s husband. The Tinder guy was nothing special, obviously, as I haven’t seen him again.

Sinner: : How many times in a week do you masturbate?

Ashley: : Um…, two to four times probably. Some weeks I’m like insatiable and other weeks not so much. Last week I was crazed, like non stop. Don’t know what’s come over me.

Sinner: : Wow, so non stop masturbating, you were really horny?

Ashley: : Wondering if there’s something seriously wrong with me, I’ve been crazy with that lately. Ahhhh, you put it away, I’m much less offended now.

Sinner: : I’m sorry.

Ashley: : I’m totally giving you a hard time.

Sinner: : Yes you are. 😦

Ashley: : Aw, don’t pout, I’ll eventually recover from the trauma.

Sinner: : Trauma? ouch.

Ashley: : Better you think I’m traumatized than mesmerized.

Sinner: : You’re mesmerized?

Ashley: : Shut up, anymore questions?

Sinner: : Yes, is there anything sexually that you did with either of your two first boyfriends that you never did with your husband?

Ashley: : hmm, well my second, college boyfriend and I were very, um.., experimental.

Sinner: : And?

Ashley: : Let’s just say that I put my tongue in a certain place that I never did with my husband. Enough said on that.

Sinner: : Oh, you licked the boyfriends ass?

Ashley: : As I said, enough said.

Sinner: : Who made you come most often, and how many orgasms have you had  during one session of sex?

Ashley: : It’s a typical thing with me you could say, never had much difficulty there. Just a guess, maybe five to seven times? Not sure, but several times.

Sinner: : Wow, so you come easily? quickly?

Ashley: : Yes.

Sinner: : How many times did you come with your friends husband that one time?

Ashley: : That’s actually what I was referring to with the five to seven. I honestly don’t remember, but it was many.

Sinner: : wow.

Ashley: : blush.

Sinner: : Little does your husband – ex husband – know.

Ashley: : Yup, oh god, it would kill him.

Sinner: : You going to tell him about it?

Ashley: : God no, that would be cruel.

Sinner: : Did you come so many times because you were licking your friend’s clit?

Ashley: : It may have added to the excitement but mainly it was him, not really into the other stuff.

Sinner: : So you haven’t imagined anything with her since?

Ashley: : I didn’t say that. Now I’m blushing. No, I mean, there are aspects of it that are interesting, yes, but..

Sinner: : Fair enough, it’s hot sometimes to think about licking your friends pussy, but her husband dominating you with his big, hard, commanding cock is hotter?

Ashley: : Close enough.

Sinner: : Awesome. Well that about covers things I guess.

Ashley: : Do I get to ask you anything?

Sinner: : No.

Ashley: : That is fair.

Sinner: : Kidding. Nobody every wants to, but if there’s anything you want to ask, be my guest.

Ashley: : Does anyone you talk about on your blog know about it, have any found it?

Sinner: : A couple characters in the stories know (one I had major negotiations with about it) , and funny you ask, my most recent ex girlfriend just found it. I was very embarrassed, but oddly enough, it turned her on. I would love to get a couple main characters to do a live interview, but those that know about it are too worried about anonymity so far – as am I, so I totally understand.

Ashley: : Why don’t you have photos of yourself on the blog? or, god forbid, of your cock? Just saying, what would it hurt?

Sinner: : I’m shy and private. I am very traditional in every other aspect – as are my parents and siblings who would die if they saw this, so face photos are too risky. A cock photo would be too creepy and remove the mystery, not my style. I know, I did just whip it out, but I’ve seen your breasts and you want to get with me, so it’s different.

Ashley: : Wait, you showed me you first, before I showed my breasts.

Sinner: : True.

Ashley: : Umm, and, what’s this about me wanting to get with you?

Sinner: : You don’t?

Ashley: Screw you, I do, but…

Sinner: : LOL

Ashley: : Shut up!

Sinner: : LOL, I love it. So, you saw my cock and now want to get with me?

Ashley: : Quit while you’re ahead, maybe?

Sinner: : Okay, so now we aren’t answering, that’s fine – just so I know

Ashley: : You’re putting words in my mouth

Sinner: : Oh, okay, I’m sorry. So, I need to retract the stuff about you wanting to get with me and all because you saw my cock

Ashley: : Definitely not, because I saw your cock. We shall see, as far as me wanting to “get with you. Seeing your cock didn’t hurt, but…

Sinner: : Well now I’ve lost track of truth here, but okay, I’ll not pin you down on this if you wish to get out easy.

Ashley: : What? Fine, ask me a straight question and I’ll answer.

Sinner: : When did you masturbate last?

Ashley: : Last night.

Sinner: : What is the nastiest of your routine fantasies while masturbating?

Ashley: : Probably one involving two men, or sometimes more.

Sinner: : You mean, a guy in your pussy and another in your ass at the same time?

Ashley: : where else would they be? oh, well my mouth, okay.

Sinner: : I like your jeans, and what panties are you wearing, if any? please describe.

Ashley: . Thanks, and yes I’m wearing white ones, thongs I believe.

Sinner: : Believe or know?

Ashley: : I know smart butt.

Sinner: : Let me see.

(she just pulls the waistband of them above her jeans. they are white, the thong part has not been confirmed.)
(this is getting long, will post the rest in a separate post)

Second Half of Ashley Interview – I ought to be charging admission to read this one, wow. Holy freaking wow.

Sinner: Thank you for coming back for more.

Ashley: Thank you for the good wine.

Sinner: Thanks for wearing a skirt.

Ashley: Thank you for lighting candles.

Sinner: Okay! I thought we’d start with this survey I posted on the blog about female masturbation. I’ll show you the page – basically, I listed my predictions and am going to compare them to the survey survey results. Some of the questions refer to husbands, so just give the answers you would given a few years ago while you were still with your husband.

Ashley: Okay.

(I’m going to read/show her the survey on the blog so I don’t’ have to include all the choices here – just going to put the questions with Ashley’s answers.)

Ashley: While Masturbating, I more often …: think about person/persons other than husband/significant other

Ashley: While masturbating I stimulate myself most with: equal amounts of clitoral and vaginal

Ashley: I have a colorful toy (red, pink, purple, etc): Yes

Ashley: When I masturbate I usually…: Give myself multiple orgasms

Ashley: The fantasies I think about while masturbating are more…: Dirty

Ashley: As I’m getting close to orgasm I most often think about…: Specific sex acts

Ashley: The things I think about while masturbating are usually…: Naughtier than what I do with husband/significant other

Ashley: The orgasms I have while masturbating are usually: Stronger than those I have with husband/significant other

Ashley: I masturbate…: More often than I have sex

Sinner: Yea, I was fairly accurate on most of my predictions, but getting killed on “the type of fantasies women have” and what “what they think about close to orgasm.” I wrongly predicted most would say they have abstract and romantic fantasies; so far, like you, the majority say they have dirty fantasies and think about specific, not abstract sex acts.

Ashley: You have no idea (ha ha).

Sinner: True, so tell me then – give me an example of something dirty you’ve thought about while masturbating… you don’t have to tell any specific fantasy – just curious if for you, a “dirty” fantasy means kissing without brushing your teeth, or “dirty” as in “dirty?”

Ashley: No, I’d have to say mine lean towards the “dirty, dirty” side of the spectrum.

Sinner: Now that’s very interesting. Like what, how dirty.

Ashley: Dirtier than I would do in reality, sometimes. Multiple men, stuff like that, it varies.

Sinner: Well, I have just a couple reader questions for you tonight, you ready for one?

Ashley: Sure.

Reader Submitted:After you separated from your husband, did you binge at all sexually while you were rebounding? I married my ex when I was twenty and when I divorced him nineteen years later, I went a bit off the rails.  Just curious if you experienced anything like that. For me, I think I had to prove to myself that I was sexually independent and free again.

Ashley: Good question. In general I have not rebounded in per se, not yet anyway. I should probably stop with that, but I will say that I did go way overboard on one occasion shortly after my husband moved out. It’s probably why I have not done much since. Things got so out of hand one night that I scared myself, as far as what I might do and so forth.

Sinner: Wow. You do understand that know you must tell us what happened, the world cannot continue, for any of us, until we know. I’ll hunger strike, my readers will picket… take your time, I’m going to get some more wine and what not.

Ashley: Oh gosh. Where to begin. Well, I had a friend who I met – our daughters played soccer together, and we became pretty good friends. My husband and I got together with her and her husband a few times, and when things got really bad with my husband, right before he moved out, I leaned on them quite a bit and even stayed with them a few nights after blowups with my husband.

A few weeks after my husband moved out, she convinced me to go out with her and her husband and “have some fun.” We drank way too much. They where living about an hour away at the time, and invited me to stay the night so I’d not have to worry about driving. We were having a good time and dancing, and when we got back to their house, things got really random. Basically, we ended up sleeping together.

Sinner: You fell asleep in their bed, or you mean you had sex with them.

Ashley: I didn’t’ fall asleep in their bed.

Sinner: Oh my god. Did you enjoy it? Have done it again since? So, did her husband fuck you, is that what happened.?

Ashley: I believe I enjoyed it at the time, the parts I remember, but felt embarrassed and regretted it as soon as I sobered up. I’ve spoken to her a few times but haven’t seen them in person since. Yes to the question about her husband.

Sinner: Good lord. So, he fucked you how, and where was she?

Ashley: I believe he was behind me for some of the time,  and she was right there.

Sinner: There, where? What was she doing?

Ashley: Oh gosh. I remember her being in front of me and me going down on her, I don’t remember how long exactly, but it seems like were all doing that for a good while, her in in front of me and him doing me from behind that is. It’s not something I’ve ever wanted to do, get with a woman like that, which tells you how drunk and out of my mind I was.

Sinner: Holy shit, what a story. Well, I think you should enjoy the memory and not feel bad about it, you didn’t do any harm. Was it like an all night love fest, or just sort of happened and then you all passed out? Did you get off on it? Did she go down on you?

Ashley: Not all night, but a few hours probably, I would have never done it had I not been so drunk, but like I said, I believe I enjoyed myself. You think your reader who asked the question was expecting that answer?

Sinner: Who would have expected such an awesome answer. I need a cold shower now, that was hot.

All you guys out there, remember Ashley’s story before leaving your wife or agreeing to a temporary separation, because this is the kind of thing that’s likely to happen if you give your wife a reprieve from the marital contract. I’m not sure I can think of a single woman who did not fuck around and get wild during a marital separation. If you do a trial separation, you might as well just get a divorce unless you can live with your partner having sex with others, because it will happen.

Sinner: So was her husband better than your ex? Hotter? Harder? Bigger? Better? Etc?

Ashley: First, I want to clarify one thing. When this happened, my marriage was over for good, and was never intended to be any kind of temporary separation. Yes to all the questions regarding my friend’s husband.

Sinner: Okay, my last question is a tough one, but I need your complete honesty. Bridging this discussion to the masturbation survey we were talking about, have you thought about fucking this guy – your friend’s husband, while masturbating since it happened?

Ashley: Yes.

Sinner: More than once?

Ashley: Yes.

Sinner: A handful of times?

Ashley: Yes.

Sinner: Great interview. Do you want to kiss or make out now?

Ashley: Yes.

Good night everybody.

 

Submit Your Questions and Suggestions Now – for Second Half of Ashley Interview

I hope you enjoyed reading the first half of my interview last night with Ashley (from Tinder).

Thank you you very much to you three who suggested question; they were tough – probably more difficult to ask than to answer, but I managed to ask all of them.

Here is another chance for everyone to participate – you’ve got about an hour and 1/2 to submit questions for me to ask Ashley during the second half of her interview tonight.

If you missed the first half from last night, here is a link: First part of Ashley Interview

You may suggest questions by commenting on this post or submit anonymously if you’d like using the following form.

Thank you for your participation and thanks for reading.

D

 

First Half of Interview with Ashley from Tinder – her ex – boobs – sex – and more

Tinder Ashley Interview

I was on Tinder while out by myself having sushi for dinner last night, and she agreed to come over and have a few drinks and do an interview.

We’ve had about an hour to make each other’s acquaintance and get through a bottle of Markham. Just uncorked another and we’re here at my dining table. We’ll be passing the laptop for this one.


Sinner Saint: Thank you for coming over and doing this interview.

Instructions: How this works is, I ask you intrusive and shocking questions, and you see how many you can answer before you storm out my door in a fit of disgust and anger. A few of the questions were submitted by readers – so if you are particularly offended by one, it’s probably one of theirs.

Speaking of which, we’ll start with the most provocative question suggested by readers. “‘Did you come for an interview or did you really just want to get some dick?”

Ashley: Must the two be mutually exclusive?

Sinner Saint: So, you’re saying you wanted to do an interview and you wanted to get, um…

Ashley: I’m saying there’s room for both possibilities.

Sinner Saint. Got it. I think. So, you’re 37 years old, divorced and have one child, right?

Ashley: Yes, I have a daughter in Junior high who’s with her dad during the week and with me on weekends.

Sinner Saint: How long have you been divorced?

Ashley: Officially, the divorce is not final, but we haven’t lived together for two years.

Sinner Saint: So you kicked him out because his dick was too small?

Ashley: No, I left because he was an alcoholic and I was done dealing with it.

Sinner Saint: Sorry to hear that. So, his dick wasn’t too small?

Ashley: No, I didn’t have a problem with his size. As for erectile dysfunction due to the drinking, different story.

Sinner Saint: That sucks – for both of you. So, he couldn’t get hard anymore? How long was that going on? You were both pretty young for that to be happening.

Ashley: with enough effort I could usually get him hard enough to do something, but he couldn’t get a full erection and would lose it right away. It’s probably been five years or longer since I’ve seen him “full functioning” shall we say. He’s seven years older than I, but still, I know it was the drinking and not his age. Again, I left because of the drinking, the ED was just one of many problems it was causing.

Sinner Saint: Do you still get together and have sex now and then out of convenience when you’re particularly horny.

Ashley: Do we need to do a lesson on erectile dysfunction? Sorry, that sounded a bit bitchy, obviously I’m not bitter at all about it. (ha ha). He chose drinking at the expense of his equipment working.

Sinner Saint: Have you met up with other guys on Tinder? Did you fuck them? On the first date?

Ashley: I have met up with two I met on Tinder and one of them I had sex with.

Sinner Saint: Nice, how was that? Was it your first time back in the saddle after your and your husband split up?

Ashley: Yes, had been twelve years since I had been with anyone other than my husband, so that was exciting. There was some ED going on with him too, wouldn’t you know, but it wasn’t too bad.

Sinner Saint: Not too bad… does that mean you had orgasms while fucking him?

Ashley: Ive never had much difficulty with that. I know some girls have a difficult time with it.

Sinner Saint: Okay, here’s two more questions suggested by readers. Reader Q 1: “Have you had any big black cock? Reader Q 2: “Look at Duncan and describe what you see ~ give us an overview or general impression?” Hmm, wonder which question was suggested by a guy and which from a female. LMAO. Love it.

Ashley: No “big black cock” as of yet, and let me see

He is dressed casually in a plain white t-shirt and jeans, and fancy shoes. He’s got gorgeous, deep blue eyes, and nice hair that is just slightly receding (no sign of balding). Hopefully that answers the question? He’s in good shape and quite handsome if that is what you’re asking.

Sinner Saint: I might not include this questions.

Ashley: Now he’s blushing.

Sinner Saint: Shut the fuck up.

Ashley: So sensitive. I’m just answering the questions YOU gave me.

Sinner Saint: Good point. I should have not given you it, but I didn’t want to be a dick and not ask questions that readers took the time to contribute.

Ashley: I thought it was good question.

Sinner Saint: Well I thought the “big black cock” question was particularly inspired.

Okay, one more reader question. “Describe the bra and panties you are wearing and show sinner your tits so he can take a pic so we can see them.”

Ashley: Are these really coming from readers?

Sinner Saint: Okay, that last one was me, but the others were from readers I swear.

Ashley: Oh you are bad. I am wearing white thong panties and just a white bra that I like, and sorry, I have a teenage daughter who doesn’t need to be running into nude pics of her mother on the internet.

Sinner Saint: Good point, totally understand. Shall we take a bathroom break, and we can discuss.. We could finish up tonight, or I’m free tomorrow night or Friday if you want to finish second half then?

Ashley: I have my daughter on Friday, but maybe tomorrow. We can discuss.