Part Three – Anal and More Anal

“I’ll get over it,” I said. “But, really, you probably should just go – if you’re feeling that bad about being here.”

“I’ve already come.. I’ll go if you want but I’d rather stay now that I’m here? I really am sorry, what can I do to redeem myself?”

“What will you do?”

“Name it. Forgive me and let’s have a good time… tell me what you want and I’ll do it.”

“Okay, how about anal sex right now?”

“What? I’ve never done that.”

“So, no?”

“If you forget my little faux pas  and all will be cool, okay.”

“No way, You have too had anal sex? You’re lying,” I said. I was just confirming – I actually believed it was true, because I hadn’t had anal sex.

Well, I hadn’t had it per se. I got my head inside my High school girlfriend once and then she made me stop. After that it became a big desire. The times when I didn’t come when she came, which wasn’t often – one of the few situations where my high school girlfriend showed vulnerability and let go of control – was while coming. That was hot and usually set me off two. But when I could hold through, when possible, I’d pull out and rub my tip on her ass while I came on it.

My next girlfriend was waiting until marriage, so I enjoyed this type of ending often. She like to lay on her stomach with a toy while I came on her ass – never let me in there. I’d had a few years of ass teasing – only – so ass from Sheryl was over payment for her slip up.

“Swear to god, NEVER!”

“So you will?”

“We can try, no promises. It’s an adjustment to take you normally, seriously not sure.”

“Okay, fair deal,” I said. I was quickly getting back hard as soon as I realized the ass might be happening.

I was fully hard by the time I was back from rummaging around my room for something lubricant like – I found some lip balm is all.

My roommates were up and about – TV on – making noise outside the room. They were just decent enough of people to not confront me while I had company – but I knew there’d be an issue later. I’d wanted anal for years and was about to get it – so fuck the persnickety roommates.

“Jesus, you’re enormous,” she said as I sat next to her on my bed.”

“Um, you’ve seen me before – we just had sex ten minutes ago.”

“I’ve never seen you before you were about to put it in my ass.”

“Good point. Sit down on me.”

“You owe me a fabulous fucking weekend dude.”

We started with her sitting down on my lap – while I sat on the bed – she had nothing to hold onto so we went to my desk. held onto the shelves –  turned on my desk light. My desk was right next to the door and just on the other side we listened to kitchen dishes clank, cupboards thumb – roommates were being louder on purpose – such bitches.

It seemed forever getting things going – she would sit down a little bit and then say “wait,” then try a bit more. If you’d done anal – you know the drill. My cock was at its penultimate hardness.

I was in her pretty good – she was over me – halfway or more – and we sat there in a holding pattern. She was quiet – I wasn’t sure where things would go from there but I was loving just sitting there – in her ass. A few of my roommate’s friends showed up – now there were at least four outside the door.

I would have been happy staying frozen with her all day like we were – her ass clenching around me was enough to keep me there – so I sat there and hoped only she’d not pull off me.

“You feel how hard you make me? Want to stop? Are we good?”

“Yes, as long as we stay still – it’s not hurting now. This is about the best I can do – not sure what you had in mind,  but..”

“This is fine – amazing actually, can we do this all day?”

“You like this?”

“Do you feel how hard I am? I am dizzy over this. Are you good?”

“Yes, feeling better. You devirginized my ass – how about  that? “

“I’m happy about it.”

“Naughty, huh? Your totally in my ass right now – kinda turning me on.”

I thanked god. Didn’t’ figure Sheryl or anyone would go to long with anything shoved up their ass if they weren’t turned on.

“She moved up and down a few times – tiny little bit.

“You want to stop?”

“No, just be still.”

Worked for me.Didn’t know if she’d get off on the activity like I was.

Oh my god the feel of her ass – no idea if the intermittent squeezes – contractions – were involuntary or her experimenting,

I started talking in her ear and reaching under her leg to rub her clit –

Then a roommate knocks on my door – obnoxiously – “Duncan – can you move your car?”’

We had four spots but two lanes.

“Can you just move it,” I said.

“You key’s aren’t in the bin.”

Fuck. my keys were on my night stand.

“Can we resume this position?”

“Yes, I need to use your bathroom first.”

I grabbed the keys  and Sheryl threw on my robe. – handed the keys to him as Sheryl ran out to the bathroom directly across the hall. I was rock hard – didn’t give a fuck. Roommate paused for a moment – deciding whether to be a dick and make me move the car.

So, I wait back in my room.

“Nice guy,” Sheryl said as she came back in.

“He’s not my biggest fan.”

“You’re still hard.”

“True.”

Sort of awkward silence ensued.

“I love your dick.”

“I love your ass.”

“It’s a bit much for my ass.”

“Okay, so you don’t want to resume where we left off? Thank you for doing it.”

“You can put it back in – but if you want to bang me – it can’t be there.”

“That’s fine just being in there.”

“Naughty boy.”

We ended up where we left off. I got her wet with the  wetness of her pussy this time. Maybe a bit deeper this time. We didn’t move much – and just started talking.

I think she was ½ turned on by how into it I was – and have amused or curious about the situation – whatever her reasons – she began to enjoy the engagement

“You going to just keep your cock in my ass all?”

“I think so, yes.”

“You’re crazy. I’m crazy.”

 

 

 

 

 

Want to know people’s actual thoughts and secret desires? here’s how

I am intrigued by what people actually think and do (when not judged – if the “real” truth be known).

Reading blogs is a great way to catch a glimpse of people’s truth – it”s what makes blogs great.

But, most do not create an online blog and share their most honest, intimate truths; even us who do, we are not totally anonymous and have boundaries. I doubt there’s any blogger on earth that shares every single truth – is 100% “honest.” Let’s face it, the most open and honest among us are constrained by what society and culture will tolerate – let alone our friends and families if they happen upon our blogs.

I have created an anonymous poll site in search of true answers and honest statistics regarding some of the more sensitive topics and aspects of our lives. The site is NaughtyPolls.com and I originally introduced the project on this blog post.

If you are curious about people’s true opinions and the actual reality of people’s lives, I ask you to enjoy NaughtyPolls.com  – AND – help in the effort to get the site off the ground. What will make it interesting and attract visitors is poll results – but, to get this going, we need to get some answers submitted – chicken or the egg sort of thing. I could kick start the site by injecting a bunch of fake answers and participation stats – like most every other poll-type site does – but that would defeat the purpose.

A lot of thought and development time has been invested in how to fashion this project in a way that we’d get real, honest, true results. When you check out  the site- you will see there aren’t 1000s of respondents (fake data) nor any advertisements.

You will notice on most poll sites (which are boring anyway because they don’t dare to get naughty).. there are advertisers. Also, you will notice that they ask you identifying information before you start participating – this is so they can correlate your answers with their advertisements, or sell your id info along with correlated answers to businesses etc.

Naughtypolls.com does not have this model. Hell yea It would be great (miraculous god send) if I ever made money on the site, BUT, if that were to happen it would not involve infringing on privacy. How do you know? Naughtypolls.com does not ask for your email, your name, or any other personally identifying information. The site does use IP address as a means to this end – as an alternative to collecting email or other identifying info – yet  keep track of what polls people have answered and to prevent duplicate answers – and remember people’s gender (poll results are tabulated by gender).

So, if you too are interested in knowing what people really think and do – and want to discover the true answers to questions society frowns upon us asking – let alone answering, I welcome you to visit naughtypolls.com and answer some polls.

Thank you all for helping me get this idea off the ground. I welcome any suggestions you might have regarding the website or questions you wish to see added.

 

Thank you

Weekend in the life: wet lips, hard parts, loud coming, blond bush, part 2 of 4

Click here to read part one first

Part two of Four

“My roommates are sleeping – they are total dicks – we should do this later.”

Sheryl ignored me. She stared into my eyes, expanded her strokes up and down my cock and sucked on my bottom lip. She caught it with a lick as I pulled back to continue whispering my case.

“Why don’t we..”

I forgot what I was going to say – Sheryl interrupted my train of – grabbed my hand and guided it up under her skirt and pressed it against her. Her panties were wet. No, drenched. I pulled her skirt up to look.

She was wearing sheer black panties with some kind of lace pattern – her full blond bush was clearly visible – natural. My fingers slipped around the panties – right into her – it was a bath in there. Her wetness was already all over her lips – the top of her thighs – almost to her ass until I dipped two fingers and painted wet the rest of the way. Wet enough to smoothly pop the tip of my middle finger in back there. Sheryl moaned and “oh-my-godded” – already too loudly.

I was too turned on this point – too much to remember my efforts to keep us quiet. Sheryl scooted her skirt down – removed her sandals – bra – blouse – and slinky wet panties.

“I’ve missed you,” she said as she worked my the fly of my boxers off. She gave me a light kiss with a delicate tip of tongue, and stepped back to my bed. She led me by my dick and arm as she sat back. In one continuous-ish motion, she laid back at the edge, lifted her legs apart, her knees up towards the ceiling, and reeled me in to the spot – slid right into her.

As soon as most of me was in her, I knew there’d be commotion of consequence. I tried to shush and tell her to be quiet. Maybe ten full thrusts and she started coming and announced it.

I gave up trying – let her be her – and fucked her like mad – we fucked hard – and she kept loud and got louder with each of several orgasms – until it happened.

“Oh god, Mike…”

What the fuck. My name’s not Mike.

“What the fuck, ‘Mike’?” I said as I pulled out and stood up – throbbing in pain – stopped dead on the verge of coming brains.

My roommates were up – I could hear one go into our shared bathroom in the hallway. Sheryl tried to correct the name – but it was too late.

She felt horrible and wanted to explain. She’d been seeing a guy – was getting serious with. He wouldn’t know about her trip to see me.

“I really like him but I’m sort of infatuated with you. I wasn’t thinking like it was him  – I think I’m just feeling guilty about this – so he was on my mind that way – just came out – I’m sorry.”
Gets crazier  – stay tuned for part 3 of 4

Brains, Boobs, Bad Ass – Interview With Extraordinary Blogger Princess

Interviewee: Princess
Interviewer: Duncan
Location: Online

What: Princess is a sexy, brilliant young blogger who just did this interview with me. Here is her blog: https://thebrokenrosewithlaughingeyes.wordpress.com

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Princess: I don’t always go to sleep at 9pm

SinnerSaint: here

Princess: Here

SinnerSaint: Great – very cool we found a time to do this. Thank you.

Princess: The pleasure is all mine

Princess: I read your last interview- I’m a little nervous but eager

SinnerSaint: Okay, there’s not big rules other than try to answer as honestly as you can – don’t worry about typos and spelling – I’ll proof for those when I format for posting. The questions will be a mix but I’ll be leaning towards questions that have an erotica theme

SinnerSaint: Oh, well that interview was one of my most tame one. You didn’t read the second interview with her that I hid.

Princess: Got it, I’m ready

SinnerSaint: Okay here we go. Let’s start with some basic information about you: Age? Country? Bra size? Favorite body part (of yours)? Have a job/business/profession?

Princess: 25, United States, 38 DD, lips, I have a degree in marketing that I don’t use– I’m in real estate and insurance now

SinnerSaint: What piercings do you have?

Princess: Ear lobes, industrial, Christina/hood and nipples

SinnerSaint: What is the honest, true, real reason why you decided to get the nipple and vaginal area piercings?

Princess: I enjoy pain. Both happened at a time I wanted a tattoo right then but my guy was busy. I was sexually repressed for years and it was a secret way to express myself. Also I like the way they look, always have.

Princess: I seek pain when I’m stressed and/or blue

SinnerSaint: Were you sexually repressed in high school? how about college? when did you become UN-repressed?

SinnerSaint: So pain turns you on, or you like it but not a sexual thing?

Princess: High school and all of college. I opened my 9 year relationship which helped some, met a guy online that took me to a swingers party at a seedy hotel. He inadvertently helped me meet the Dom I played with that really helped me spreads my wings in a group message leading up to said party. Group sex really inhibits a gal.

Princess: Yes pain turns me on. I also enjoy feeling it when I go numb emotionally.

Princess: May will make a year of being sexually free

SinnerSaint: So let me try to summarize and you can correct where I am wrong: You dated a guy for nine years – fist serious relationship. Then you made it an open relationship and met a guy who took you to a swinger party where you met a DOM woman that became your new significant other and now you’re single?

Princess: Dom was a male. I couldn’t submit to a female, I have topped a few. Otherwise yes nail on the head.

SinnerSaint: Ohhh, was your last relationship with a female or where did I get that idea? In one of your great posts on your blog, you were posting an add for a third person – was that while you were with your DOM male boyfriend? was it his idea or yours?

Princess: Male. I’m bi, I sexually enjoy women but in a more toy sort of way. Yes I posted that add, I wanted to be taken– double penetrated. It would had been RG (Dom) and said contender. Recently I topped a female and wrote about it.. maybe that?

SinnerSaint: By the way, while I think submissiveness (them not me) is sexy, I’m not very knowledgeable about BSDM life – (ala shades of grey) ..

SinnerSaint: Damn, I need to get better at locating the good stuff on your blog. A friend of mine – and blogger recently tried her first double – she said it was a little tricky but otherwise she enjoyed it. So, did you ever experience double pen, or?

Princess: BSDM is what sparked my interest in broadening my horizon. I’m a switch, both submissive and dominant. I’m naturally a type A in control personality. Submission is therapy, my way to give up all the control I hold and exist within the moment. It takes a strong, intelligent alpha male to will that from me. So, I’m normally in control.

Princess: I did not, no.

SinnerSaint: Yea, I’ve never felt the need or desire to be submissive. Honestly, you’d have to kill me to tie me down or handcuff me. But I know a lot of type A’s get off on being sub sometimes. Why did you break up with Dom?

SinnerSaint: BUT, you dominating another woman – that’s a very hot concept. does “TOP” mean “DOM?”

Princess: We weren’t “together” he was also in an open relationship. I finally ended things with long term boyfriend (unrelated to Dom) and he ended one relationship for another that’s not open. We still meet twice a month for dinner, he’s my best friend.

Princess: Yes Top=Dominate Bottom=submitting

SinnerSaint: Wait, you meet with the DOM twice a month or the ex? And you don’t mess around? Did your boyfriend know about the DOM while it was happening?

SinnerSaint: Was your relationship with ex unfulfilling? Why? or, why did you feel the need for open relationship?

Princess: Yes he did. I’d come home and he’d meet me here and I’d cook him dinner and simply state where I had been. Ex is long gone out of the picture. I meet with RG (Dom) for dinner every other week and no.. we don’t do anything sexual. We haven’t been involved sexually since November

SinnerSaint: Ohhh, I just looked up pegging (you mentioned it in a poll suggestion). So pegging is a woman taking a strap on to a man? yikes

Princess: He liked me in lingerie then we would do it missionary with the lights off. Took him 4 years to make me cum.

Princess: Yes, I’ve never done it but recently I’ve had 2 submissive men beg me to. I’m interested but sometimes fantasies don’t need to become real life

Princess: It’s been a confusing 10 months lol

SinnerSaint: WTF? why did he like the lights off? What was the deal, he was just really straight? is that why you took so long to come, or did he not last long enough, or what was the issue?

SinnerSaint: I guess. I used to talk to a woman who’s fetish was watching men fuck each other. that was her thing. Headless to say I couldn’t help her out with that.

Princess: He was a “no fuss” kind of guy. The mental connect wasn’t there in the bedroom. Last time we had sex he tried being rough and he ended up crying..

Princess: I don’t think I’d take it that far

SinnerSaint: OMG, crying? Yea, I could see how that wouldn’t be so hot. Not to be mean – sounds like he was trying to give you what you wanted. So, did the DOM do better at making you come? why?

SinnerSaint: Okay, well if watching two men do it isn’t your thing, what is something super kinky that you think about while masturbating?

Princess: Hes 20 years my senior which I believe was an advantage. He wouldn’t have to touch me and I’d have cum running down my leg ( not an exaggeration ) he used me, which we both got off on but was also concerned with my pleasure. If I was having trouble cumming he would press a vibe to me as he fucked me. I always came at least once when we were together.

Princess: 3 men, one in every hole. But not in a they’re on control way- it would be all about my pleasure

SinnerSaint: If someone would arrange a seminar on making sure women came – half the women in the world wouldn’t sign their men up for it.

SinnerSaint: How would that work exactly – do you envision them alternating thrusts, or each being shoved in a hole and staying still, or ?

Princess: I will never make that mistake again. All you have to do at minimum is very comfortable with yourself and the fact you may need assistance. I have a friend that’s 28 and I talked her through her first orgasm 2 months ago

Princess: She’s about to marry someone that’s never made her cum

Princess: They would move in rhythm.. not sure if that’s realistic but it gets me off

SinnerSaint: That’s a mistake because in ten years, or at some point before death, she’ll see to it that someone makes her come. It must be a mind trip thing – I’ve known a few women that said they hadn’t come with their significant other, and most of them actually came without having to do much with them – must be mental. So, the DOM made you come – has there been any other highly successful lovers in that regard?

Princess: I don’t have many lovers. The ex did eventually. Recently I’ve been seeing a Marine, he doesn’t have to work hard to get me off. I went through a Rut recently. Since my revolution I make sure I get mine, I’ve also learned how to help myself get there and let go of any mental blocks (Dom also helped with that)

SinnerSaint: Is it largely a confidence thing you think, or more lack of determination? Is it people who aren’t confident that don’t get it done – and perhaps self fulfilling, compounding problem because the more they don’t make you come the less confidence they have?

SinnerSaint: So, you have not been very sexual for a year come may, was the marine before that or you’ve been having sex with him but just not a lot?

Princess: I think it’s both parties fault. My friend pretends she’s fulfilled and her beau doesn’t pay enough attention to know any better. People are ashamed of their sexual needs and we are all taught the male orgasm is put on a pedestal.

Princess: I’m still on 2 hands when it comes to PIV sexual partners. Marine was the third person I’d ever been with after opening up my relationship and is my most recent partner. My ex was my first and only till my 20s.

SinnerSaint: Very true. Men take a longgggg time to mature and develop empathy- and care what she’s getting out of things. I’ve known a lot of women who didn’t find it a big deal when they got married, and even more for whom it eventually became an issue. Does it turn you one more to get oral from a woman than a man?

Princess: Woman. Before I had a woman do it I didn’t care for it. Still not a big deal for me unless the person is very handsy as well. I prefer penetration.

SinnerSaint: When did you break up with your first/ex? Who broke it off and why? You have kids together, right? (sorry if it’s a downer topic, I’ll not stay on the topic for long)

SinnerSaint: What is PIV?

Princess: During our relationship being open he got someone else pregnant. We were going to work through that but all he ever wanted was a family and small town life. I want to see the world and do as much as possible before I settle down. It was a long time coming I broke things off then we had a fuel after and didn’t speak for a few months. Finally got closure last month.

Princess: Penns in Vagina, I saw the term today lol

SinnerSaint: I think 90% or another’s orgasm is created before any physical contact begins. Agree, or no?

SinnerSaint: You are much more advanced with your terms than I. I go to your blog to keep up and better my sexual vocabulary.

Princess: Yes I completely agree. DOM would start while I was at work, I’d float through the day and by the time I was standing in front of him I was all worked up

Princess: I like to read and talk to others about their sexual adventures. I do have the physical experience of most but I think what I know exceeds just the deed. I enjoy the psychological side just as much as I do the physical

SinnerSaint: wow, so ironic and typical. The guy who could hardly get you off, cheats on you and impregnates someone. Sorry, I had a judgement moment there. Anyway, you need to meet my good friend and editor Kim – https://kimknottyet.com/ the one who recently tried her first 2 way – you two have some stuff to relate on. Okay, I’m’ losing focus with this sharp learning curve. Focusing now. Are the questions too sexual? Did I read on your blog that you tried a new rabbit toy and another toy at the same time? Was it a butt plug (the second toy)?

Princess: Not too sexual. You did and no it was a Hitachi wand and it was amazing. I don’t own a plug anal isn’t something that pleases me.

Princess: And I would love to chat with her

SinnerSaint: Since you are usually top with girls, can we assume you haven’t done oral on them, or do you usually? Have you ever been naked around others who weren’t your others? when? Does it turn you on more to see or be seen – regarding people that shouldn’t necessarily see you or been seen by you?

SinnerSaint: Well maybe you can chat with her in Dublin during our three way. (joking)

SinnerSaint: Oh, before I forget, how do you keep your nipple piercings from showing in public ? not wear them, or?

Princess: I have preformed oral on a other female and enjoy it. I like to induce pain from pleasure– forced Orgasms. But typically yes they service me. Or are an extension between me and a male partner. Ex and I once had sex in a hot tub in front of about 20 people. He was gone–I enjoyed it. Gave marine head in a parking lot.. like was on my knees on the pavement. I like watching and being watched. Personally enjoy 4 Ways for that reason.

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Princess: If it shouldn’t be seen I’d rather be the one watching. If it’s open then watch me

Princess: I look forward to seeing you both then 😉 and a thick bra keels then hid. They’re always in

SinnerSaint: I always feel like I come across as unintelligent when I talk about sex – which is a problem because I have an erotica blog and book series so I talk about it a lot. Do I come across as shallow or do you realize in a different context I might be able to have other things on my mind? (It’s your interview but here I’m thinking about me. Fantastic).

Princess: If you don’t ask questions you can not learn

SinnerSaint: Well I’ve seen a photo of you in a shirt and they were extremely OBVY – which is great – gave me an erection if the truth be known.

Princess: And if you’re not self aware there’s no room for self growth. I love your blog and know you have a plethora of Information as well

SinnerSaint: Do you get turned on while writing your blog posts? Do you get turned on by reading people’s blog posts? Every read while masturbating or vise versa?

Princess: I didn’t have a bra on, so like your erection, they stand at attention

Princess: If I’m recalling a sexy night I get aroused

SinnerSaint: If I were president I’d outlaw the use of bras. would you comply or go to jail?

Princess: I get most aroused (and have masturbated to) others blog post.

Princess: Comply. I didn’t get them done to hide them all the time. I wear thing bathing suit tops and have several dresses that showcase them

SinnerSaint: Well like all who subject themselves to an interview, you get a lifetime subscription to all diary volumes I ever publish. If you ever read one, will you tell me if it inspired you to masturbate?

Princess: Yes I will

SinnerSaint: LOVEEE that. Few things are more hot for me than insufficient breast coverings. Have you ever watched people have sex in person? if not, ever heard them?

Princess: Maybe even physical proof

SinnerSaint: I want more physical proof of your nipple piercings. LOL

Princess: Yes I attended a swingers party and there was a lot of that going on. Dom and I played with another female and male twice and we would take a break and they would be going at it and we would just sit and watch for a moment

Princess: I’d add a photo to the conversation if I could. How about one for the post? Or you may be greedy with it

SinnerSaint: So does that mean you had intercourse and oral with the other couple at swingers party, or ? Was the party creepy to you at all, or awesome? (never been to one)

SinnerSaint: Hell no! Do I strike you as greedy? That would be awesome if you’d share a photo to post with the interview – I’m sure many others would appreciate it too.

Princess: Creepy. I had sex before aND after but not there (this is covered in my first and second post) in 4 Ways I’ve watched. The party was a lot. Watched a lady take 7 dudes back to back. Not my thing but I enjoy seeing people enjoy themselves

Princess: And I will work on that 😉

SinnerSaint: Yea, I can understand. I’m a prude in some ways I guess – that kind of thing would probably creep me out. I’m not that in to people being lose with their sexuality, I’m in to them being stingy and succumbing. How often do you masturbate? how often have you more than once in a day? have you ever had sex with two different people in a 24 hour period?

SinnerSaint: When you watch porn, what type exactly do you watch? Are you getting tired – needing to go to bed? Do you do the leather and equipment – when you’ve done your BSDM – or, was it not full on like that?

Princess: I used to masturbate daily. This year I have a hand full of times. I once masturbated 4 times in a day. I have had a 4 way so yes 2 men and a women in the same night. Never 2 separate guys without them knowing

SinnerSaint: WOW, a four way, very nice. So you missed the opportunity to have them in your at same time?

Princess: Lesbian squirting or seduce the baby sitter. Im a little tired, Dom had all that and I’ve used it. For me it’s mental control and stimulation. Make me hold still on my own

SinnerSaint: So is your sex dive decreasing – and that’s why you don’t’ masturbate every day? would you ever get married? Who fathered your children?

Princess: The 4 way was the first time I met Dom, had a second the last time we had sex but the other guy wasn’t a good candidate for DP. Just realized first and last time we fucked was a 4 way.

SinnerSaint: Seduce the baby sitter – I like that theme. Okay, I’ll start wrapping it up so you can sleep. hang in there, we’ll be through soon.

Princess: It is. I had ovarian cancer and when I went into remission is when all of this (blog included) started. I’m basically going through menopause at 25. New medicine is helping. I’ll get married after 30, I have frozen eggs do will either use a surrogate or adopt one day regardless. I do want children. Not met the father yet.

SinnerSaint: wow, perhaps we can trade – I’ve thought about buying and egg and surrogate – I always wanted children but never married. You’re not yet 30? Well then, I need to go to Dublin and try to help your sex drive issue. – I’m very sorry about your hard times with the cancer – deeply sorry. sounds like you are surviving it which is awesome!!!

SinnerSaint: I’ll hold the last 1.69 million questions i have for another interview hopefully and let you get some rest. Do you have any questions or anything you wish for me not to include? I am mongo-grateful that you’ve taken your time to do this interview and no doubt readers will be too. You are on my “owe you one” list, and please let me know when there’s anything I can do for you

Princess: Interesting. And nope 25. How old are you? It’s gotten better, had sex 4 times last week and masturbated twice this week. It just requires dedication to the cause– which you can certainly help with;)

SinnerSaint: Holy fuck me on a mountain, you are twenty one? Wow, I’d tap that in heart beat. Now you really seem intelligent – figured you were 33 at least. WOW

Princess: Nope, I give you fill permission to use whatever you please including the photo I’m emailing you. Thank you for interviewing me! If anyone else has any questions we could do a round 2? Or I’ll o

Princess: Twenty five but close lol

SinnerSaint: Now I feel really fucking old. Hell no I’m not telling my age – I had an amazing youth – not that I’m aging any worse than anyone else – but I’ve got a beef with getting older.

SinnerSaint: What if just I have more questions, I don’t get a round two?

SinnerSaint: Photos your emailing me? if any are of your tits, there actually is a god.

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SinnerSaint: imagine that everybody, 25 years old and has twice my vocab.

Princess: Haha you can have as many rounds as you please. Age is simply a number and I prefer my men north of 40.

Princess: And yes, my tits

SinnerSaint: we’re talking age, not inches. Awesome then, because I didn’t even get to my good questions

Princess: Good questions? Oh my give me 3 please

SinnerSaint: Thank you very much Princess. We’ll talk soon I hope, and the interview will be up in about 1/2 an hour. thank you

SinnerSaint: Is it okay if I refer people to your blog?

SinnerSaint: Sooo tempting, because I actually know the three i want to ask, but I’m going to keep them as a cliff hanger to get you to come for another and to inspire readers to come back and read.

Princess: Yes it is and you’re very welcome

Princess: I’m a little worked up.. thought the 3 may send me over edge

A Woman I met Watching Super Bowl, Took Up my offer to Watch it blow.

An offer in jest – never thought you’d accept

I’m all out now –  before your eyes, arching

Full reservoir, volatile pressure- shock

Zoomed –  engorged – trunk to shroom,

Your smile escapes, secret amusement betrayed,

The geyser roars, white and thick, precarious beams

Overflowing gush and ooze – your eyes on it all

You smile big – I  empty the last – we feel alive.

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