Girls, if you want to bleach your ass – as with wanting fake tits – you’re missing the point and harming your own cause.

Okay, yes, there is a small contingent of drunk, juvenile men – who probably frequent “Hooters” restaurant – who are too mesmerized by the spectacle of big boobs to notice if the boobs look real or feel fake: these guys probably play a lot of Xbox – maybe watch (not play) a lot of football. Ask them about Amway,  alien abduction and their beer bellies, they’ll probably be “all in” for those too.

But, my point is not to disparage shallow men – they’ve got enough to contend with. I wish to save some woman out there, from giving up several thousand dollars to at best be less desirable, and at worst, disfigured or facing premature expiration

Here is the not so secret reality about what men like – for those to whom it is so non-obvious, they’d pay large sums of money to some quack, to mutilate their body.

Similar to a little, clueless, puppy dog who will slobber over himself, in a trance, following a ball you wave in front of him, the type of guys who you’ll mesmerize with a huge set of fake tits, are those with low conscientiousness, or those who’s perceptions are as genuine, cliche and immature as the last five shallow movies they’ve seen

The dirty little obvious secret, is that guys like that which is girl. which includes, vulnerability, authenticity and yes, imperfection. Nobody is fooled into thinking fake tits are real. How about this, why not get some big silicone tits that are five feet wide, how could you go wrong and not have every man you meet, drooling over you and throwing money at you; with tits that big – big, hard, fake, unnaturally shaped, mutilated silicone tits, how can you lose?

And, for you strippers out there (and I love you don’t even dare get me wrong) you are fools for thinking guys throw more money at fake tits. Very Very wrong. The real money, comes from real guys, who like real tits.

which brings us to the bleaching of the anus issue. Oh my god, has the world freaking gone insane, are all the women of the world going to have morphed into god damn dudes or fake robots soon?

Think about it girls – even you porn stars who must show a lot of ass – why do you think guys like ass? Why do they like to see it, fuck it, lick it, finger it – or pretty much do whatever you decide to let them do with it?

Do you think it’s because it looks like a belly button? Ummm, because it looks like the opening to an ear? or, because it looks like a newborn baby bum? I’m going to go with answer D, BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE AN ASS YOU SILLY GIRL! The only thing that bleaching your ass does, is make it look less like an ass, and you defeat the whole damn purpose and hotness of ass.

I hope I’ve been of some help. Please put 1/2 of what you were about to spend on fake tits or ass bleaching in an envelope and send it to Sinner Saint Diary for saving you half the money you almost wasted on being half as attractive.

Loves you,

D

 

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How to fuck girls: advice I’d have given a younger brother had I ever had one.

  1. The longer you wait to even kiss her, the more likely she’ll let you do anything.
  2. When you don’t know what to be, don’t be what you think she wants you to be, just be honest.
  3. Forget and ignore any sex scene you’ve seen or see in any movie . All fake, and not how you fuck.
  4. You must be able to last fifteen – twenty minutes, see me for training curriculum if necessary.
  5. If you want to be her best shopping friend, fuck her sensuously and passionately.
  6. If You want to make her come, fuck her hard and relentlessly.
  7. it’s communication and giving. You can kiss her cheek honestly or fail, drill her pussy like a masturbation accessory. You fake it – you lose.
  8. If she can’t come – it’s you, not her. Work it out, figure it out, or kiss her goodbye. fuck her like it’s life or death, because it is.
  9. Don’t talk about it. No, not even your best friends or fraternity buds. You reduce you and her if you do. If it’s worth mentioning, let her do so. Yes, you’ll compound your options by keeping exploits to yourself, but much more importantly, you’ll not be a stupid dick. understand?
  10. For the first round of life, money wins no matter how great you can fuck, or how much better other guys can,  so focus on the money until you’ve found the best who will be your wife.