I had planned on posting this last night after the interview, as you shall see, certain factors got in the way.
If you want to read this – you probably should do so now – as I may decide to take it down.
Trigger warning: mature, reality content. Questionable morality. Burn-in-hell behavior.
context: (It’s about 8:35pm Saturday evening, thanksgiving weekend. Payton brought Jill with her – who I met at the bar where I met Payton before the first interview. I have a roaring fire going in the stone fireplace on my back patio, and my back doors open so we can see fire while we do this. Payton & Jill were about an hour late – apparently they had some drinks and girl talk to have on the way.
Sinner: Wow, two for one, I’m honored, thank you for doing this.
Payton: You’re welcome, our pleasure, the fire is a nice touch.
Sinner: It’s a little warm for it, but I’m pretending there is winter here.
Payton: It’s nice. Jill, do you wish to speak?
Jill: Hey there whoever you should be, I’m at a concert right now, shhhhh. Yes, fire is nice, nice to meet you Duncan. (yea I know we met the other night but I was a tiny bit tipsy , doesn’t really count)
Payton: Tiny bit? Hon, you want to see your texts? you were so gone. It’s okay, you were hurting #noguilt
Sinner: You are at concert right now, what?
Jill: Yes, I’m bad & told a white lie, didn’t now how to explain to husband about going to do an interview at a man’s house who I met at a bar he didn’t now I was at — just easier to be at a concert.
Sinner: I see, it’s’ too bad you feel you can’t tell him the truth. Are you sure it’s okay – no hurt feelings at all if you want to call this off to be safe.
Jill: No, it’s fine, I would have lied anyway to go out with Payton anyway, so don’t worry it’s’ not your fault, I’m a bad girl all on my own.
Sinner: Well you both are looking hot & ready for the town, no doubt.
Payton: Thanks, we try.
Description of them (they can’t see this): Payton is wearing some tight designer jeans and a black “frilly” like blouse. Her hair is teased up above her head somehow and her her first two buttons are not buttoned, it’s a cleavage apocalypses around here. Jill’s wearing a black dress like one piece thing, form fitting, her boobs slapping my space in the face. It doesn’t look sleazy, but her dress is just a bit too slinky to conceal her bra strap. Both are glistening a bit – glossed in makeup. They look really good, could be trouble. I knew I should have jacked off earlier, but decided I might be more bold and make the interview more interesting if I didn’t. Looking like a bad decision. Having been 100% single for a bit now, my libido is unruly if not unpredictable.
Sinner: Okay, I announced this interview earlier four questions were submitted by readers, so let’s get the most offensive ones out of the way so you can storm out now if you’re gong to.
Question 1: “Ask them if they have ever done anything sexual together and ask if they will kiss with tongue so you can see?
Payton: Not that I wouldn’t if I was into that sort of thing because look at her she is freaking gorgeous but no, we like boys.
Jill: yuuuu are the gorgeous one sister, but what said we are strictly dickly. You’ll have to ask her about the kiss part I am fine doing ti.
Payton: I’ll do it bring it on over here, waz up.
Description: Jill gets up and walks around to other side of dining room table where Payton is sitting close to me on my right. I’m at the head of the table, overseer position. Jill throws her arm around Payton who remains seated and I have a perfect view as Jill dives down and plants her lips against Payton’s. They are gratuitous with their tongues, making sure I see. I’m impressed with their commitment to the task, I’m swelling up a little by the time they disengage after about a minute. Fuck me, this is going to be a very long or very short interview I’m thinking. Payton jokes and announces she thinks she might have had an orgasm. I’m starting to figure out that my readers come up with a lot better questions than I do. (thank you question submitter #1, you get a prize.)
Sinner: No shit, I think I might have had an orgasm too, that was way too hot, shame on you both, how dare you.
Jill: I thought it was quite nice, too much?
Sinner: hell no, I mean, I think you answered the reader’s question very well, thank you. Speaking of too much, here is the next reader question:
Jill has finished her drink (screw driver) and I ask her if she wants another while making her assure me she’s not going to have to drive. Payton’s drinking – slower – thankfully as she’s driving. That said, the little per-party they had was clearly effective.
Sinner: Okay, don”t be mad – I’m just the messenger, here is the next reader submitted question: “What is the worst thing they have ever done sexually like their sluttiest moment ever?”
Payton: Oh my, oh that is an awful question, who is this reader, can we talk too them.
Jill: Yes, hers is probably not bad at all, mine is really bad. Can we skip a question if we don’t want to answer? I don”t want to be a spoiled sport but I don’t know this one is bad.
Sinner: I appreciate how difficult of question this is; however, if you pick and choose what to answer, it lets down my readers and ruins the interview. That said, i understand if you wish to discontinue the interview and there will be no hurt feelings if you wish to stop.
I see they need a moment to process the question (holy shit good job question #2 submitter, you killed it) so I go use the rest room while they decide.When I get back Payton has responded with the following.
Peyton: Okay we’ll answer.
Sinner: You both are awesome, thank you – most everybody’s done something “bad,” at some point, have fun, no worries. So, I’ll let you answer and go make a drink.
I go into kitchen to shake a martini, and try to take my time until it sounds like they are done. It seems to take them a while, what the hell could their answers be? When I hear Payton yell “okay, we answered,” I return to the table.
Payton: I am very much straight and only into men now, but I had an affair with a friend, a girlfriend, while in college. It only lasted a few weeks and I was dating my ex husband at the time. I’ve only told one other person about this and never told him. This is hard, okay, I fell head over heels and she broke my heart. It was a strange time, I am not into that but something about her it devastated me.
As I read Payton’s answer, it is silent for the first time since they arrived. Her answer is unexpected – very brave of her to come forth with this. I feel bad for her, I must cheer her up – make her feel okay.
Jill: Mine is really bad and it is so not like me ask P, I’m a professional prude. but on my high school senior trip in Mazatlan I was drunk and had gone through a bad breakup with my HS bf and I one night i got with three guys. at the same time all of them had sex with me in their hotel room. I met them the same night and never saw them again.
It is still silent as I finish reading, fuck, I must say something to make everyone feel okay.
Sinner: Thank you both for your honesty, I thought it was something much worse by how quiet you all were – I’ve heard of much worse – hell, my sister used to have me show her friends my dick in junior high, we all have shit.
Why the hell did I just say that, fuck, I want to real that back in.
Jill: It actually feels sort of good to get that off my chest, thank whoever asked the question for me.
Sinner: For sure, they’ve got life time free anything I publish for the diary. And, you probably think a guy asked that, you’d be wrong.
Sinner to Payton: I’m sorry you had your heart broken. Have you been with another female since?
Sinner to Jill: Is it a traumatic memory – or was it rape or anything like that with the three guys?
Payton: God no, like I said I am not into that. If fact, kissing Jill here was the first time I have kissed a girl since.
Jill: No, it was consensual but cannot say I remember it very well.
Sinner: Really, you don’t remember three men at once very well? Do you have hot memories of it? Do you remember if you came?
Jill: Well I was drunk and it was fifteen years ago, I mean I remember it sort of i’m sure i probably came.
Sinner: you don’t remember if you had an orgasm while three guys were fucking you?
Jill: screw you, fine, yes i am pretty sure i did.
(the second half of this interview gets much much worse from here. I have decided to post thee first half and see how offended people are before posting the rest.)
Interview with Payton
I needed to get out of the house and went to a local dive bar around 11pm tonight, and there I met Payton and her friend. One of the two is next to me at my kitchen table and agreed to do an interview. It isn’t early. Or, it’s really early.
Sinner: Hi Payton, thank you for braving an interview at this hour, are you ready?
Payton: Ready Freddy.
Sinner: It’s Duncan, but close enough. When did you last have sex?
Payton: Not a fan of foreplay?
Sinner: I am a fan of foreplay, this is it.
Payton: Well if this is your foreplay then..
Sinner: Exactly, contraceptives are recommended for the main questions.
Payton: Should I be scared or excited?
Sinner: You should be scared in a good way and excited in a bad way.
Payton: Well if you must know, the last time was a week ago Saturday. When did you last have sex?
Sinner: Who’s interviewing who here?
Payton: So I can’t ask questions.
Sinner: I had sex Wednesday, sort of.
Payton: What do you mean sort of?
Sinner: I had anal, I guess that counts.
Payton: My my, that might count double. I wonder how that came about? Sorry, I’ll stop asking questions.
Sinner: My ex girlfriend texted and asked if I wanted to fuck. I told her no, unless she wanted anal, then she could come over and I would. So she did and we did, and she left.
Payton: Sounds like that worked out well for you.
Sinner: It was torture, just trying to do my part. How did your last “experience” come about?
Payton: It was after a date with this guy. I wasn’t going to sleep with him but when he dropped me home, well you know, one thing leading to other things etc.
Sinner: wow, first date sex?
Payton: Third date sex.
Sinner: How would you describe the experience in one word? Amazing?
Payton: Maybe three minutes. Maybe.
Sinner: Was that enough?
Payton: Enough? Enough for him evidently.
Sinner: So you didn’t come?
Payton: In three minutes?
Sinner: So you didn’t, were you frustrated?
Payton: Not for long, took care of things as soon as he left.
Sinner: With a toy.
Sinner: So, you haven’t seen him since? Have you talked to him?
Payton: Have not seen him. He’s been texting everyday since. He wanted to go out tonight, but Jill (drunk pretty girl you met earlier) wanted to go out.
Sinner: So do you like him? Do you plan to keep seeing him?
Payton: Not sure, I don’t think so. He’s a bit too clingy..
Sinner: And then there’s the three-minute ish
Payton; If that, yes.
Sinner: How about before that? when was the last time?
Payton: Half a year ago, total catastrophe.
This should be good Why, what happened?
Payton: It was with this guy friend I’ve known since junior high. I think he always had a bit of a crush on me but I was never attracted to him. While I was married my ex and I would hang out with him on occasion. Sorry, kind of a long story, are you wanting short answers?
Sinner: No, fascinated, please finish, take your time.
Payton: Okay, after my divorce, Doug (the friend) was a shoulder to lean on. He was single but I still was not interested in anything romantic. I should have followed my instincts, but Doug was persistent and eventually persuaded me to give it a shot. Looking back I don’t know what I was thinking.
We had a kiss one night, nothing else, and soon after I relocated out-of-state for a new job. Doug and I continued to communicate long distance, and somehow or another we hatched a plan for him to fly out and visit, to have sex essentially. I had starte dto feel a little bit of attraction, and He talked a big game – seemed like he might know what he was doing at least, maybe it would be good. It was a bad idea, but he few out for a weekend and we went through with it as planned. We should have stuck with friendship, now it is weird, we have only talked once since.
Sinner: So what happened, the sex wasn’t good
Payton: Yes, was not good. Not only that, but was awkward and embarrassing, for both of us I think. The chemistry was definitely not happening.
Sinner: That sucks. What was bad about the sex, or did it just feel weird because you had been friends for so long? Did he smell? Was it another three-minute situation?
Payton: Pretty much everything that could go wrong did. For starters, Doug had some “stage fright,” (as he defined it) . He never fully got over the “stage fright,” so we fumbled around trying to get started. I was hoping maybe he would get over the stage fright once we go underway. As soon we got started Doug got up, he was in me I’d say not even a minute. I thought maybe he was frustrated about the stage fright or something. I asked him what was wrong, and said, nothing, “I came.”
In my mind, I was wondering what happened to the hours of passionate love-making he had texted me about. When did he come? He was not even hard and there were no clues that would indicate he was coming, we had not even moved, it was all very strange. I felt bad at first but it bothered me more as I thought about it.
My theory is that he has always wanted to get with me and figured he would say whatever he had to, and score even if it messed up our friendship. It was my choice too, but still, I felt he too advantage because he wanted to have sex regardless of the aftermath that he must have known would no be good.
Sinner: That sucks, sounds very disingenuous. Did you get any sexual pleasure out of the sex?
Payton: None. Hard to even call it sex, basically he put it in and unloaded.
Sinner: Wow. That might be the worst sex story I’ve ever heard.
Payton: The worst I’ve had.
Sinner: This is depressing, have you had any good sexual experiences.
Payton: There was one other when I got divorced that was good.
Sinner: So before Doug, you had good sex?
Payton: it was vacation sex, just a one time thing, but probably the best I have had. For sure the beset, actually. First new sex in eleven years, so that was part it.
Sinner: So your husband left you and then you went on vacation and got laid?
Payton: No, I left him. It actually happened before the divorce. Okay, let me explain. I discovered that my ex was having an affair and the other woman was a friend. I went on vacation with another friend to get some space from the situation and sort things out.
Between you and I, and everyone reading your blog who hopefully were not part of this, I was angry and wanted to hurt him back, so I did it as a revenge fuck. At the time I was thinking that I would have sex with someone to even the score, and then work things out with my husband on equal footing. I never saw the vacation guy again, but it did change my perspective. The next week I returned home and asked for a divorce.
Sinner: I’m sorry about your marriage, and your husband with your friend, that rough. It’s a fascinating story, not that it helps. So you intended to have revenge sex?
Payton: As bad as it may be, yes I did.
Sinner: Wow, did you tell your husband, ex?
Payton: I told him I slept with someone while I was “distraught and drunk” .. in truth it was a bit more intentional, again, that part is between us.
Sinner: That and the part about it being the best sex you ever had.
Payton: Yes, that part too.
Sinner: Was the vacation guy sex was better than it was with your husband.
Payton: No question, my ex was selfish , vacation guy was a giver… and gave, and gave. Lol.
Payton: (Payton is texting on her phone) Oh god, my friend Jill is checking on me, can’t believe she is still up. She says, “making sure your not chopped up in pieces. Hope I’m not interrupting anything? He’s cute, if I knew how to not be married for a an hour, I’d not be married all over it. I shouldn’t have said that, I’m drunk. Plus it’s true shhhhh.”
Sinner: I’m not blushing so don’t even. Tell her to come over, I know a way to not be married for an hour.
Payton: You do?
Sinner: No, lol, I wish I was a priest right now, I could temporarily dissolve here marriage. But as a priest I couldn’t fuck her, back to the drawing board.
Payton: She’s so drunk, her Nana died and they were close, she never gets like this.
Sinner: She’s hot.
Payton: She is beautiful, for sure.
Sinner: As are you.
Payton: That’s sweet, thank you. I’m cute, Jill’s gorgeous.
Sinner: Maybe, but you have bigger boobs. Speaking of which, we’ll need a photo of them to post with the interview, standard policy.
Payton: Kiss my ass, that’s your policy.
Sinner: Thank you for doing this interview, will you do a part 2 sometime?
Payton: Maybe, perhaps I can talk Jill into doing one with me
Sinner: That would be great, please do. Thank you.
Suggest questions to ask Payton during (hopefully) her followup interview
Just staring? You might want to read the first two interviews first
Sinner: : Welcome back. Few have actually made it to a third interview – for one reason or another – congrats, and thank you.
Ashley: : Do I get a prize
Sinner: : Maybe, have to think about that. So, the last interview was interesting, so, we’ll start where we left off. Regarding your friend’s husband, who you had that three way with one night, and who you apparently think about often while masturbating, …. why was he so memorable? What’s so great about him that you are so infatuated?
Ashley: : Infatuated is a bit much, but yes, I guess we can go with memorable. Umm, I guess it’s .. well he’s attractive and was only one of two since separating, so that probably conributes..
Sinner: : That’s it?
Ashley: : He took control I guess you could say. With my ex I was more the aggressive one.
Sinner: : So, he was firm and dominant with you? What else?
Ashley: : Something like that. Um…, I think he lasted for a while, although I don’t remember exactly, and he was rather well endowed which I guess was interesting.
Sinner: : Oh, but I thought size doesn’t matter.
Ashley: : I didn’t say it mattered, I believe I said “interesting.”
Sinner: : How big was this interesting dick? bigger than your ex?
Ashley: : I don’t know, but yes, noticeably larger than my ex.
Sinner: : So that’s why you can’t get him off your mind.
Ashley: : Stop, I’ve been married forever, I don’t have a lot of experiences to work with here.
Sinner: : Would you do another three-way with them if you have the chance?
Ashley: : No, I’m not proud of it. The circumstances as they were, it happened, but I’d not do it again.
Sinner: : Okay. Show me your tits.
Ashley: : Show me your cock!
Sinner: : okay
Ashley: : You are crazy, I cannot believe you just did that.
Sinner: : Your turn.
Ashley: : Seriously wasn’t expecting that. Alright, don’t blink.
Sinner: : Awesome! Very hot, pointy.
Ashley: : Yes, I’ve heard them referred to as “missile tits.”
Sinner: : So that was fun.
Ashley: : Not sure whether I should feel offended or grateful, nobody’s ever exposed themselves to me before.
Sinner: : What, you asked/told me to.
Ashley: : True, didn’t think you’d actually do it, was just making a point.
Sinner: : I’m sorry.
Ashley: : it’s okay. It’s really, well, big, no?
Sinner: : no.
Ashley: : Liar, it looked like it unless I’m seeing things?
Sinner: : You’re seeing things.
Ashley: : Whatever you say. Am I supposed to concentrate now?
Sinner: : Of course, interview only half over.
Ashley: : Got it.
Sinner: : May I post a pic of your missile tits for readers to see?
Ashley: : Sure, as long as you post your cock next to it.
Sinner: : No way.
Ashley: : There you go.
(she wouldn’t let me post a pic but I found a photo that is similar)
Sinner: : Did you have a boyfriend before you got married? before your husband?
Ashley: : Yes, a couple. I had a somewhat serious boyfriend in high school, and one in college. So, two serious relationships before I met my husband.
Sinner: : What were they like? Why did you break up?
Ashley: : The high school one ended with high school, and I met my husband, ex husband, while dating the college one. My high school boyfriend wanted sex all the time, for the most part, and my college boyfriend, well, he did too, but.
Sinner: : LOL That’s high school and college guys for you. Who was the
best in bed? who do you miss the most? Where they better than your ex husband in anyway?
Ashley: : Although I had nothing to compare him to at the time, my boyfriend in high school compared very well, I still think about him sometimes. My boyfriend in college was the most confident but not so great compared to the others. My husband was fine at first but his drinking eventually made it not so good.
Sinner: : What was so good about the first?
Ashley: : Again, he was more aggressive, I guess.
Sinner: : And, was he the biggest, or ?
Ashley: : Yes, from what I remember.
Sinner: : How could you not remember?
Ashley: : Time plays tricks, I’ve been with one man for a long time. They were all around the same size, normal I guess, none particularly large like Dan, my friends husband, or like you.
Sinner: : You’ve never seen me hard, how would you know I’m any different?
Ashley: : True, I just saw you for a moment, but judging by that
Sinner: : Fair enough, I can take it out while we finish up if need be.
Ashley: : What? Take what out, your cock? I think I got a clear picture, but if you want to, go for it.
Sinner: : Like this.
Ashley: : You are totally insane, for those not here, he took it out and it’s right, um, out.
Sinner: : You know what’s fucked up, if I was creepy and ugly, you’d be offended.
Ashley: : Who says I’m not?
Sinner: : Wow, you are?
Ashley: : Yes, of course. But, keep it out, need to look at this.
Sinner: : WTF, you’re offended that I have my dick out but want me to keep my dick out?
Ashley: : Exactly.
Sinner: : So then you’re not really offended.
Ashley: : Maybe not totally.
Sinner: : Okay, any thoughts or you just going to look at me?
Ashley: : Looking? moi? Next question.
Sinner: : Who was better, that Tinder guy you slept with or the friends husband?
Ashley: : That’s easy, friend’s husband. The Tinder guy was nothing special, obviously, as I haven’t seen him again.
Sinner: : How many times in a week do you masturbate?
Ashley: : Um…, two to four times probably. Some weeks I’m like insatiable and other weeks not so much. Last week I was crazed, like non stop. Don’t know what’s come over me.
Sinner: : Wow, so non stop masturbating, you were really horny?
Ashley: : Wondering if there’s something seriously wrong with me, I’ve been crazy with that lately. Ahhhh, you put it away, I’m much less offended now.
Sinner: : I’m sorry.
Ashley: : I’m totally giving you a hard time.
Sinner: : Yes you are. 😦
Ashley: : Aw, don’t pout, I’ll eventually recover from the trauma.
Sinner: : Trauma? ouch.
Ashley: : Better you think I’m traumatized than mesmerized.
Sinner: : You’re mesmerized?
Ashley: : Shut up, anymore questions?
Sinner: : Yes, is there anything sexually that you did with either of your two first boyfriends that you never did with your husband?
Ashley: : hmm, well my second, college boyfriend and I were very, um.., experimental.
Sinner: : And?
Ashley: : Let’s just say that I put my tongue in a certain place that I never did with my husband. Enough said on that.
Sinner: : Oh, you licked the boyfriends ass?
Ashley: : As I said, enough said.
Sinner: : Who made you come most often, and how many orgasms have you had during one session of sex?
Ashley: : It’s a typical thing with me you could say, never had much difficulty there. Just a guess, maybe five to seven times? Not sure, but several times.
Sinner: : Wow, so you come easily? quickly?
Ashley: : Yes.
Sinner: : How many times did you come with your friends husband that one time?
Ashley: : That’s actually what I was referring to with the five to seven. I honestly don’t remember, but it was many.
Sinner: : wow.
Ashley: : blush.
Sinner: : Little does your husband – ex husband – know.
Ashley: : Yup, oh god, it would kill him.
Sinner: : You going to tell him about it?
Ashley: : God no, that would be cruel.
Sinner: : Did you come so many times because you were licking your friend’s clit?
Ashley: : It may have added to the excitement but mainly it was him, not really into the other stuff.
Sinner: : So you haven’t imagined anything with her since?
Ashley: : I didn’t say that. Now I’m blushing. No, I mean, there are aspects of it that are interesting, yes, but..
Sinner: : Fair enough, it’s hot sometimes to think about licking your friends pussy, but her husband dominating you with his big, hard, commanding cock is hotter?
Ashley: : Close enough.
Sinner: : Awesome. Well that about covers things I guess.
Ashley: : Do I get to ask you anything?
Sinner: : No.
Ashley: : That is fair.
Sinner: : Kidding. Nobody every wants to, but if there’s anything you want to ask, be my guest.
Ashley: : Does anyone you talk about on your blog know about it, have any found it?
Sinner: : A couple characters in the stories know (one I had major negotiations with about it) , and funny you ask, my most recent ex girlfriend just found it. I was very embarrassed, but oddly enough, it turned her on. I would love to get a couple main characters to do a live interview, but those that know about it are too worried about anonymity so far – as am I, so I totally understand.
Ashley: : Why don’t you have photos of yourself on the blog? or, god forbid, of your cock? Just saying, what would it hurt?
Sinner: : I’m shy and private. I am very traditional in every other aspect – as are my parents and siblings who would die if they saw this, so face photos are too risky. A cock photo would be too creepy and remove the mystery, not my style. I know, I did just whip it out, but I’ve seen your breasts and you want to get with me, so it’s different.
Ashley: : Wait, you showed me you first, before I showed my breasts.
Sinner: : True.
Ashley: : Umm, and, what’s this about me wanting to get with you?
Sinner: : You don’t?
Ashley: Screw you, I do, but…
Sinner: : LOL
Ashley: : Shut up!
Sinner: : LOL, I love it. So, you saw my cock and now want to get with me?
Ashley: : Quit while you’re ahead, maybe?
Sinner: : Okay, so now we aren’t answering, that’s fine – just so I know
Ashley: : You’re putting words in my mouth
Sinner: : Oh, okay, I’m sorry. So, I need to retract the stuff about you wanting to get with me and all because you saw my cock
Ashley: : Definitely not, because I saw your cock. We shall see, as far as me wanting to “get with you. Seeing your cock didn’t hurt, but…
Sinner: : Well now I’ve lost track of truth here, but okay, I’ll not pin you down on this if you wish to get out easy.
Ashley: : What? Fine, ask me a straight question and I’ll answer.
Sinner: : When did you masturbate last?
Ashley: : Last night.
Sinner: : What is the nastiest of your routine fantasies while masturbating?
Ashley: : Probably one involving two men, or sometimes more.
Sinner: : You mean, a guy in your pussy and another in your ass at the same time?
Ashley: : where else would they be? oh, well my mouth, okay.
Sinner: : I like your jeans, and what panties are you wearing, if any? please describe.
Ashley: . Thanks, and yes I’m wearing white ones, thongs I believe.
Sinner: : Believe or know?
Ashley: : I know smart butt.
Sinner: : Let me see.
(she just pulls the waistband of them above her jeans. they are white, the thong part has not been confirmed.)
(this is getting long, will post the rest in a separate post)
Second Half of Ashley Interview – I ought to be charging admission to read this one, wow. Holy freaking wow.
- Ashley from Tinder interview one
- Ashley from Tinder interview two
- Ashley from Tinder interview three
Sinner: Thank you for coming back for more.
Ashley: Thank you for the good wine.
Sinner: Thanks for wearing a skirt.
Ashley: Thank you for lighting candles.
Sinner: Okay! I thought we’d start with this survey I posted on the blog about female masturbation. I’ll show you the page – basically, I listed my predictions and am going to compare them to the survey survey results. Some of the questions refer to husbands, so just give the answers you would given a few years ago while you were still with your husband.
(I’m going to read/show her the survey on the blog so I don’t’ have to include all the choices here – just going to put the questions with Ashley’s answers.)
Ashley: While Masturbating, I more often …: think about person/persons other than husband/significant other
Ashley: While masturbating I stimulate myself most with: equal amounts of clitoral and vaginal
Ashley: I have a colorful toy (red, pink, purple, etc): Yes
Ashley: When I masturbate I usually…: Give myself multiple orgasms
Ashley: The fantasies I think about while masturbating are more…: Dirty
Ashley: As I’m getting close to orgasm I most often think about…: Specific sex acts
Ashley: The things I think about while masturbating are usually…: Naughtier than what I do with husband/significant other
Ashley: The orgasms I have while masturbating are usually: Stronger than those I have with husband/significant other
Ashley: I masturbate…: More often than I have sex
Sinner: Yea, I was fairly accurate on most of my predictions, but getting killed on “the type of fantasies women have” and what “what they think about close to orgasm.” I wrongly predicted most would say they have abstract and romantic fantasies; so far, like you, the majority say they have dirty fantasies and think about specific, not abstract sex acts.
Ashley: You have no idea (ha ha).
Sinner: True, so tell me then – give me an example of something dirty you’ve thought about while masturbating… you don’t have to tell any specific fantasy – just curious if for you, a “dirty” fantasy means kissing without brushing your teeth, or “dirty” as in “dirty?”
Ashley: No, I’d have to say mine lean towards the “dirty, dirty” side of the spectrum.
Sinner: Now that’s very interesting. Like what, how dirty.
Ashley: Dirtier than I would do in reality, sometimes. Multiple men, stuff like that, it varies.
Sinner: Well, I have just a couple reader questions for you tonight, you ready for one?
Reader Submitted: “After you separated from your husband, did you binge at all sexually while you were rebounding? I married my ex when I was twenty and when I divorced him nineteen years later, I went a bit off the rails. Just curious if you experienced anything like that. For me, I think I had to prove to myself that I was sexually independent and free again.“
Ashley: Good question. In general I have not rebounded in per se, not yet anyway. I should probably stop with that, but I will say that I did go way overboard on one occasion shortly after my husband moved out. It’s probably why I have not done much since. Things got so out of hand one night that I scared myself, as far as what I might do and so forth.
Sinner: Wow. You do understand that now you must tell us what happened, the world cannot continue, for any of us, until we know. I’ll hunger strike, my readers will picket… take your time, I’m going to get some more wine and what not.
Ashley: Oh gosh. Where to begin. Well, I had a friend who I met – our daughters played soccer together, and we became pretty good friends. My husband and I got together with her and her husband a few times, and when things got really bad with my husband, right before he moved out, I leaned on them quite a bit and even stayed with them a few nights after blowups with my husband.
A few weeks after my husband moved out, she convinced me to go out with her and her husband and “have some fun.” We drank way too much. They where living about an hour away at the time, and invited me to stay the night so I’d not have to worry about driving. We were having a good time and dancing, and when we got back to their house, things got really random. Basically, we ended up sleeping together.
Sinner: You fell asleep in their bed, or you mean you had sex with them.
Ashley: I didn’t’ fall asleep in their bed.
Sinner: Oh my god. Did you enjoy it? Have done it again since? So, did her husband fuck you, is that what happened.?
Ashley: I believe I enjoyed it at the time, the parts I remember, but felt embarrassed and regretted it as soon as I sobered up. I’ve spoken to her a few times but haven’t seen them in person since. Yes to the question about her husband.
Sinner: Good lord. So, he fucked you how, and where was she?
Ashley: I believe he was behind me for some of the time, and she was right there.
Sinner: There, where? What was she doing?
Ashley: Oh gosh. I remember her being in front of me and me going down on her, I don’t remember how long exactly, but it seems like were all doing that for a good while, her in front of me and him doing me from behind that is. It’s not something I’ve ever wanted to do, get with a woman like that, which tells you how drunk and out of my mind I was.
Sinner: Holy shit, what a story. Well, I think you should enjoy the memory and not feel bad about it, you didn’t do any harm. Was it like an all night love fest, or just sort of happened and then you all passed out? Did you get off on it? Did she go down on you?
Ashley: Not all night, but a few hours probably, I would have never done it had I not been so drunk, but like I said, I believe I enjoyed myself. You think your reader who asked the question was expecting that answer?
Sinner: Who would have expected such an awesome answer. I need a cold shower now, that was hot.
All you guys out there, remember Ashley’s story before leaving your wife or agreeing to a temporary separation, because this is the kind of thing that’s likely to happen if you give your wife a reprieve from the marital contract. I’m not sure I can think of a single woman who did not fuck around and get wild during a marital separation. If you do a trial separation, you might as well just get a divorce unless you can live with your partner having sex with others, because it will happen.
Sinner: So was her husband better than your ex? Hotter? Harder? Bigger? Better? Etc?
Ashley: First, I want to clarify one thing. When this happened, my marriage was over for good, and was never intended to be any kind of temporary separation. Yes to all the questions regarding my friend’s husband.
Sinner: Okay, my last question is a tough one, but I need your complete honesty. Bridging this discussion to the masturbation survey we were talking about, have you thought about fucking this guy – your friend’s husband, while masturbating since it happened?
Sinner: More than once?
Sinner: A handful of times?
Sinner: Great interview. Do you want to kiss or make out now?
Good night everybody.
I hope you enjoyed reading the first half of my interview last night with Ashley (from Tinder).
Thank you you very much to you three who suggested question; they were tough – probably more difficult to ask than to answer, but I managed to ask all of them.
Here is another chance for everyone to participate – you’ve got about an hour and 1/2 to submit questions for me to ask Ashley during the second half of her interview tonight.
If you missed the first half from last night, here is a link: First part of Ashley Interview
You may suggest questions by commenting on this post or submit anonymously if you’d like using the following form.
Thank you for your participation and thanks for reading.
Tinder Ashley Interview
I was on Tinder while out by myself having sushi for dinner last night, and she agreed to come over and have a few drinks and do an interview.
We’ve had about an hour to make each other’s acquaintance and get through a bottle of Markham. Just uncorked another and we’re here at my dining table. We’ll be passing the laptop for this one.
Sinner Saint: Thank you for coming over and doing this interview.
Instructions: How this works is, I ask you intrusive and shocking questions, and you see how many you can answer before you storm out my door in a fit of disgust and anger. A few of the questions were submitted by readers – so if you are particularly offended by one, it’s probably one of theirs.
Speaking of which, we’ll start with the most provocative question suggested by readers. “‘Did you come for an interview or did you really just want to get some dick?”
Ashley: Must the two be mutually exclusive?
Sinner Saint: So, you’re saying you wanted to do an interview and you wanted to get, um…
Ashley: I’m saying there’s room for both possibilities.
Sinner Saint. Got it. I think. So, you’re 37 years old, divorced and have one child, right?
Ashley: Yes, I have a daughter in Junior high who’s with her dad during the week and with me on weekends.
Sinner Saint: How long have you been divorced?
Ashley: Officially, the divorce is not final, but we haven’t lived together for two years.
Sinner Saint: So you kicked him out because his dick was too small?
Ashley: No, I left because he was an alcoholic and I was done dealing with it.
Sinner Saint: Sorry to hear that. So, his dick wasn’t too small?
Ashley: No, I didn’t have a problem with his size. As for erectile dysfunction due to the drinking, different story.
Sinner Saint: That sucks – for both of you. So, he couldn’t get hard anymore? How long was that going on? You were both pretty young for that to be happening.
Ashley: with enough effort I could usually get him hard enough to do something, but he couldn’t get a full erection and would lose it right away. It’s probably been five years or longer since I’ve seen him “full functioning” shall we say. He’s seven years older than I, but still, I know it was the drinking and not his age. Again, I left because of the drinking, the ED was just one of many problems it was causing.
Sinner Saint: Do you still get together and have sex now and then out of convenience when you’re particularly horny.
Ashley: Do we need to do a lesson on erectile dysfunction? Sorry, that sounded a bit bitchy, obviously I’m not bitter at all about it. (ha ha). He chose drinking at the expense of his equipment working.
Sinner Saint: Have you met up with other guys on Tinder? Did you fuck them? On the first date?
Ashley: I have met up with two I met on Tinder and one of them I had sex with.
Sinner Saint: Nice, how was that? Was it your first time back in the saddle after your and your husband split up?
Ashley: Yes, had been twelve years since I had been with anyone other than my husband, so that was exciting. There was some ED going on with him too, wouldn’t you know, but it wasn’t too bad.
Sinner Saint: Not too bad… does that mean you had orgasms while fucking him?
Ashley: I’ve never had much difficulty with that. I know some girls have a difficult time with it.
Sinner Saint: Okay, here’s two more questions suggested by readers. Reader Q 1: “Have you had any big black cock? Reader Q 2: “Look at Duncan and describe what you see ~ give us an overview or general impression?” Hmm, wonder which question was suggested by a guy and which from a female. LMAO. Love it.
Ashley: No “big black cock” as of yet, and let me see
He is dressed casually in a plain white t-shirt and jeans, and fancy shoes. He’s got gorgeous, deep blue eyes, and nice hair that is just slightly receding (no sign of balding). Hopefully that answers the question? He’s in good shape and quite handsome if that is what you’re asking.
Sinner Saint: I might not include this questions.
Ashley: Now he’s blushing.
Sinner Saint: Shut the fuck up.
Ashley: So sensitive. I’m just answering the questions YOU gave me.
Sinner Saint: Good point. I should have not given you it, but I didn’t want to be a dick and not ask questions that readers took the time to contribute.
Ashley: I thought it was good question.
Sinner Saint: Well I thought the “big black cock” question was particularly inspired.
Okay, one more reader question. “Describe the bra and panties you are wearing and show sinner your tits so he can take a pic so we can see them.”
Ashley: Are these really coming from readers?
Sinner Saint: Okay, that last one was me, but the others were from readers I swear.
Ashley: Oh you are bad. I am wearing white thong panties and just a white bra that I like, and sorry, I have a teenage daughter who doesn’t need to be running into nude pics of her mother on the internet.
Sinner Saint: Good point, totally understand. Shall we take a bathroom break, and we can discuss.. We could finish up tonight, or I’m free tomorrow night or Friday if you want to finish second half then?
Ashley: I have my daughter on Friday, but maybe tomorrow. We can discuss.
Protected: Dr G certified psychologist dissection/interview: Savior, Phallus complex, Marriage, non Marriage
What: Princess is a sexy, brilliant young blogger who just did this interview with me. Here is her blog: https://thebrokenrosewithlaughingeyes.wordpress.com
Princess: I don’t always go to sleep at 9pm
SinnerSaint: Great – very cool we found a time to do this. Thank you.
Princess: The pleasure is all mine
Princess: I read your last interview- I’m a little nervous but eager
SinnerSaint: Okay, there’s not big rules other than try to answer as honestly as you can – don’t worry about typos and spelling – I’ll proof for those when I format for posting. The questions will be a mix but I’ll be leaning towards questions that have an erotica theme
SinnerSaint: Oh, well that interview was one of my most tame one. You didn’t read the second interview with her that I hid.
Princess: Got it, I’m ready
SinnerSaint: Okay here we go. Let’s start with some basic information about you: Age? Country? Bra size? Favorite body part (of yours)? Have a job/business/profession?
Princess: 25, United States, 38 DD, lips, I have a degree in marketing that I don’t use– I’m in real estate and insurance now
SinnerSaint: What piercings do you have?
Princess: Ear lobes, industrial, Christina/hood and nipples
SinnerSaint: What is the honest, true, real reason why you decided to get the nipple and vaginal area piercings?
Princess: I enjoy pain. Both happened at a time I wanted a tattoo right then but my guy was busy. I was sexually repressed for years and it was a secret way to express myself. Also I like the way they look, always have.
Princess: I seek pain when I’m stressed and/or blue
SinnerSaint: Were you sexually repressed in high school? how about college? when did you become UN-repressed?
SinnerSaint: So pain turns you on, or you like it but not a sexual thing?
Princess: High school and all of college. I opened my 9 year relationship which helped some, met a guy online that took me to a swingers party at a seedy hotel. He inadvertently helped me meet the Dom I played with that really helped me spreads my wings in a group message leading up to said party. Group sex really inhibits a gal.
Princess: Yes pain turns me on. I also enjoy feeling it when I go numb emotionally.
Princess: May will make a year of being sexually free
SinnerSaint: So let me try to summarize and you can correct where I am wrong: You dated a guy for nine years – fist serious relationship. Then you made it an open relationship and met a guy who took you to a swinger party where you met a DOM woman that became your new significant other and now you’re single?
Princess: Dom was a male. I couldn’t submit to a female, I have topped a few. Otherwise yes nail on the head.
SinnerSaint: Ohhh, was your last relationship with a female or where did I get that idea? In one of your great posts on your blog, you were posting an add for a third person – was that while you were with your DOM male boyfriend? was it his idea or yours?
Princess: Male. I’m bi, I sexually enjoy women but in a more toy sort of way. Yes I posted that add, I wanted to be taken– double penetrated. It would had been RG (Dom) and said contender. Recently I topped a female and wrote about it.. maybe that?
SinnerSaint: By the way, while I think submissiveness (them not me) is sexy, I’m not very knowledgeable about BSDM life – (ala shades of grey) ..
SinnerSaint: Damn, I need to get better at locating the good stuff on your blog. A friend of mine – and blogger recently tried her first double – she said it was a little tricky but otherwise she enjoyed it. So, did you ever experience double pen, or?
Princess: BSDM is what sparked my interest in broadening my horizon. I’m a switch, both submissive and dominant. I’m naturally a type A in control personality. Submission is therapy, my way to give up all the control I hold and exist within the moment. It takes a strong, intelligent alpha male to will that from me. So, I’m normally in control.
Princess: I did not, no.
SinnerSaint: Yea, I’ve never felt the need or desire to be submissive. Honestly, you’d have to kill me to tie me down or handcuff me. But I know a lot of type A’s get off on being sub sometimes. Why did you break up with Dom?
SinnerSaint: BUT, you dominating another woman – that’s a very hot concept. does “TOP” mean “DOM?”
Princess: We weren’t “together” he was also in an open relationship. I finally ended things with long term boyfriend (unrelated to Dom) and he ended one relationship for another that’s not open. We still meet twice a month for dinner, he’s my best friend.
Princess: Yes Top=Dominate Bottom=submitting
SinnerSaint: Wait, you meet with the DOM twice a month or the ex? And you don’t mess around? Did your boyfriend know about the DOM while it was happening?
SinnerSaint: Was your relationship with ex unfulfilling? Why? or, why did you feel the need for open relationship?
Princess: Yes he did. I’d come home and he’d meet me here and I’d cook him dinner and simply state where I had been. Ex is long gone out of the picture. I meet with RG (Dom) for dinner every other week and no.. we don’t do anything sexual. We haven’t been involved sexually since November
SinnerSaint: Ohhh, I just looked up pegging (you mentioned it in a poll suggestion). So pegging is a woman taking a strap on to a man? yikes
Princess: He liked me in lingerie then we would do it missionary with the lights off. Took him 4 years to make me cum.
Princess: Yes, I’ve never done it but recently I’ve had 2 submissive men beg me to. I’m interested but sometimes fantasies don’t need to become real life
Princess: It’s been a confusing 10 months lol
SinnerSaint: WTF? why did he like the lights off? What was the deal, he was just really straight? is that why you took so long to come, or did he not last long enough, or what was the issue?
SinnerSaint: I guess. I used to talk to a woman who’s fetish was watching men fuck each other. that was her thing. Headless to say I couldn’t help her out with that.
Princess: He was a “no fuss” kind of guy. The mental connect wasn’t there in the bedroom. Last time we had sex he tried being rough and he ended up crying..
Princess: I don’t think I’d take it that far
SinnerSaint: OMG, crying? Yea, I could see how that wouldn’t be so hot. Not to be mean – sounds like he was trying to give you what you wanted. So, did the DOM do better at making you come? why?
SinnerSaint: Okay, well if watching two men do it isn’t your thing, what is something super kinky that you think about while masturbating?
Princess: Hes 20 years my senior which I believe was an advantage. He wouldn’t have to touch me and I’d have cum running down my leg ( not an exaggeration ) he used me, which we both got off on but was also concerned with my pleasure. If I was having trouble cumming he would press a vibe to me as he fucked me. I always came at least once when we were together.
Princess: 3 men, one in every hole. But not in a they’re on control way- it would be all about my pleasure
SinnerSaint: If someone would arrange a seminar on making sure women came – half the women in the world wouldn’t sign their men up for it.
SinnerSaint: How would that work exactly – do you envision them alternating thrusts, or each being shoved in a hole and staying still, or ?
Princess: I will never make that mistake again. All you have to do at minimum is very comfortable with yourself and the fact you may need assistance. I have a friend that’s 28 and I talked her through her first orgasm 2 months ago
Princess: She’s about to marry someone that’s never made her cum
Princess: They would move in rhythm.. not sure if that’s realistic but it gets me off
SinnerSaint: That’s a mistake because in ten years, or at some point before death, she’ll see to it that someone makes her come. It must be a mind trip thing – I’ve known a few women that said they hadn’t come with their significant other, and most of them actually came without having to do much with them – must be mental. So, the DOM made you come – has there been any other highly successful lovers in that regard?
Princess: I don’t have many lovers. The ex did eventually. Recently I’ve been seeing a Marine, he doesn’t have to work hard to get me off. I went through a Rut recently. Since my revolution I make sure I get mine, I’ve also learned how to help myself get there and let go of any mental blocks (Dom also helped with that)
SinnerSaint: Is it largely a confidence thing you think, or more lack of determination? Is it people who aren’t confident that don’t get it done – and perhaps self fulfilling, compounding problem because the more they don’t make you come the less confidence they have?
SinnerSaint: So, you have not been very sexual for a year come may, was the marine before that or you’ve been having sex with him but just not a lot?
Princess: I think it’s both parties fault. My friend pretends she’s fulfilled and her beau doesn’t pay enough attention to know any better. People are ashamed of their sexual needs and we are all taught the male orgasm is put on a pedestal.
Princess: I’m still on 2 hands when it comes to PIV sexual partners. Marine was the third person I’d ever been with after opening up my relationship and is my most recent partner. My ex was my first and only till my 20s.
SinnerSaint: Very true. Men take a longgggg time to mature and develop empathy- and care what she’s getting out of things. I’ve known a lot of women who didn’t find it a big deal when they got married, and even more for whom it eventually became an issue. Does it turn you one more to get oral from a woman than a man?
Princess: Woman. Before I had a woman do it I didn’t care for it. Still not a big deal for me unless the person is very handsy as well. I prefer penetration.
SinnerSaint: When did you break up with your first/ex? Who broke it off and why? You have kids together, right? (sorry if it’s a downer topic, I’ll not stay on the topic for long)
SinnerSaint: What is PIV?
Princess: During our relationship being open he got someone else pregnant. We were going to work through that but all he ever wanted was a family and small town life. I want to see the world and do as much as possible before I settle down. It was a long time coming I broke things off then we had a fuel after and didn’t speak for a few months. Finally got closure last month.
Princess: Penns in Vagina, I saw the term today lol
SinnerSaint: I think 90% or another’s orgasm is created before any physical contact begins. Agree, or no?
SinnerSaint: You are much more advanced with your terms than I. I go to your blog to keep up and better my sexual vocabulary.
Princess: Yes I completely agree. DOM would start while I was at work, I’d float through the day and by the time I was standing in front of him I was all worked up
Princess: I like to read and talk to others about their sexual adventures. I do have the physical experience of most but I think what I know exceeds just the deed. I enjoy the psychological side just as much as I do the physical
SinnerSaint: wow, so ironic and typical. The guy who could hardly get you off, cheats on you and impregnates someone. Sorry, I had a judgement moment there. Anyway, you need to meet my good friend and editor Kim – https://kimknottyet.com/ the one who recently tried her first 2 way – you two have some stuff to relate on. Okay, I’m’ losing focus with this sharp learning curve. Focusing now. Are the questions too sexual? Did I read on your blog that you tried a new rabbit toy and another toy at the same time? Was it a butt plug (the second toy)?
Princess: Not too sexual. You did and no it was a Hitachi wand and it was amazing. I don’t own a plug anal isn’t something that pleases me.
Princess: And I would love to chat with her
SinnerSaint: Since you are usually top with girls, can we assume you haven’t done oral on them, or do you usually? Have you ever been naked around others who weren’t your others? when? Does it turn you on more to see or be seen – regarding people that shouldn’t necessarily see you or been seen by you?
SinnerSaint: Well maybe you can chat with her in Dublin during our three way. (joking)
SinnerSaint: Oh, before I forget, how do you keep your nipple piercings from showing in public ? not wear them, or?
Princess: I have preformed oral on a other female and enjoy it. I like to induce pain from pleasure– forced Orgasms. But typically yes they service me. Or are an extension between me and a male partner. Ex and I once had sex in a hot tub in front of about 20 people. He was gone–I enjoyed it. Gave marine head in a parking lot.. like was on my knees on the pavement. I like watching and being watched. Personally enjoy 4 Ways for that reason.
Princess: If it shouldn’t be seen I’d rather be the one watching. If it’s open then watch me
Princess: I look forward to seeing you both then 😉 and a thick bra keels then hid. They’re always in
SinnerSaint: I always feel like I come across as unintelligent when I talk about sex – which is a problem because I have an erotica blog and book series so I talk about it a lot. Do I come across as shallow or do you realize in a different context I might be able to have other things on my mind? (It’s your interview but here I’m thinking about me. Fantastic).
Princess: If you don’t ask questions you can not learn
SinnerSaint: Well I’ve seen a photo of you in a shirt and they were extremely OBVY – which is great – gave me an erection if the truth be known.
Princess: And if you’re not self aware there’s no room for self growth. I love your blog and know you have a plethora of Information as well
SinnerSaint: Do you get turned on while writing your blog posts? Do you get turned on by reading people’s blog posts? Every read while masturbating or vise versa?
Princess: I didn’t have a bra on, so like your erection, they stand at attention
Princess: If I’m recalling a sexy night I get aroused
SinnerSaint: If I were president I’d outlaw the use of bras. would you comply or go to jail?
Princess: I get most aroused (and have masturbated to) others blog post.
Princess: Comply. I didn’t get them done to hide them all the time. I wear thing bathing suit tops and have several dresses that showcase them
SinnerSaint: Well like all who subject themselves to an interview, you get a lifetime subscription to all diary volumes I ever publish. If you ever read one, will you tell me if it inspired you to masturbate?
Princess: Yes I will
SinnerSaint: LOVEEE that. Few things are more hot for me than insufficient breast coverings. Have you ever watched people have sex in person? if not, ever heard them?
Princess: Maybe even physical proof
SinnerSaint: I want more physical proof of your nipple piercings. LOL
Princess: Yes I attended a swingers party and there was a lot of that going on. Dom and I played with another female and male twice and we would take a break and they would be going at it and we would just sit and watch for a moment
Princess: I’d add a photo to the conversation if I could. How about one for the post? Or you may be greedy with it
SinnerSaint: So does that mean you had intercourse and oral with the other couple at swingers party, or ? Was the party creepy to you at all, or awesome? (never been to one)
SinnerSaint: Hell no! Do I strike you as greedy? That would be awesome if you’d share a photo to post with the interview – I’m sure many others would appreciate it too.
Princess: Creepy. I had sex before aND after but not there (this is covered in my first and second post) in 4 Ways I’ve watched. The party was a lot. Watched a lady take 7 dudes back to back. Not my thing but I enjoy seeing people enjoy themselves
Princess: And I will work on that 😉
SinnerSaint: Yea, I can understand. I’m a prude in some ways I guess – that kind of thing would probably creep me out. I’m not that in to people being lose with their sexuality, I’m in to them being stingy and succumbing. How often do you masturbate? how often have you more than once in a day? have you ever had sex with two different people in a 24 hour period?
SinnerSaint: When you watch porn, what type exactly do you watch? Are you getting tired – needing to go to bed? Do you do the leather and equipment – when you’ve done your BSDM – or, was it not full on like that?
Princess: I used to masturbate daily. This year I have a hand full of times. I once masturbated 4 times in a day. I have had a 4 way so yes 2 men and a women in the same night. Never 2 separate guys without them knowing
SinnerSaint: WOW, a four way, very nice. So you missed the opportunity to have them in your at same time?
Princess: Lesbian squirting or seduce the baby sitter. Im a little tired, Dom had all that and I’ve used it. For me it’s mental control and stimulation. Make me hold still on my own
SinnerSaint: So is your sex dive decreasing – and that’s why you don’t’ masturbate every day? would you ever get married? Who fathered your children?
Princess: The 4 way was the first time I met Dom, had a second the last time we had sex but the other guy wasn’t a good candidate for DP. Just realized first and last time we fucked was a 4 way.
SinnerSaint: Seduce the baby sitter – I like that theme. Okay, I’ll start wrapping it up so you can sleep. hang in there, we’ll be through soon.
Princess: It is. I had ovarian cancer and when I went into remission is when all of this (blog included) started. I’m basically going through menopause at 25. New medicine is helping. I’ll get married after 30, I have frozen eggs do will either use a surrogate or adopt one day regardless. I do want children. Not met the father yet.
SinnerSaint: wow, perhaps we can trade – I’ve thought about buying and egg and surrogate – I always wanted children but never married. You’re not yet 30? Well then, I need to go to Dublin and try to help your sex drive issue. – I’m very sorry about your hard times with the cancer – deeply sorry. sounds like you are surviving it which is awesome!!!
SinnerSaint: I’ll hold the last 1.69 million questions i have for another interview hopefully and let you get some rest. Do you have any questions or anything you wish for me not to include? I am mongo-grateful that you’ve taken your time to do this interview and no doubt readers will be too. You are on my “owe you one” list, and please let me know when there’s anything I can do for you
Princess: Interesting. And nope 25. How old are you? It’s gotten better, had sex 4 times last week and masturbated twice this week. It just requires dedication to the cause– which you can certainly help with;)
SinnerSaint: Holy fuck me on a mountain, you are twenty one? Wow, I’d tap that in heart beat. Now you really seem intelligent – figured you were 33 at least. WOW
Princess: Nope, I give you fill permission to use whatever you please including the photo I’m emailing you. Thank you for interviewing me! If anyone else has any questions we could do a round 2? Or I’ll o
Princess: Twenty five but close lol
SinnerSaint: Now I feel really fucking old. Hell no I’m not telling my age – I had an amazing youth – not that I’m aging any worse than anyone else – but I’ve got a beef with getting older.
SinnerSaint: What if just I have more questions, I don’t get a round two?
SinnerSaint: Photos your emailing me? if any are of your tits, there actually is a god.
SinnerSaint: imagine that everybody, 25 years old and has twice my vocab.
Princess: Haha you can have as many rounds as you please. Age is simply a number and I prefer my men north of 40.
Princess: And yes, my tits
SinnerSaint: we’re talking age, not inches. Awesome then, because I didn’t even get to my good questions
Princess: Good questions? Oh my give me 3 please
SinnerSaint: Thank you very much Princess. We’ll talk soon I hope, and the interview will be up in about 1/2 an hour. thank you
SinnerSaint: Is it okay if I refer people to your blog?
SinnerSaint: Sooo tempting, because I actually know the three i want to ask, but I’m going to keep them as a cliff hanger to get you to come for another and to inspire readers to come back and read.
Princess: Yes it is and you’re very welcome
Princess: I’m a little worked up.. thought the 3 may send me over edge