update: Am hoping for a few more votes on this. Please use the anonymous form below to let me know which topic you prefer. I might add a few more choices – perhaps I’ll add more choices?
I was sitting down to write only to find I have several topics in mind that I cannot choose between.
Please help me decide by anonymously selecting your choice. Given that SSD is still some what of a fledgling, be assured your vote will have great sway and very likely determine the topic.
All votes are absolutely, 100% anonymous and appreciated.
Here are four brief summaries followed by a form to select which topic you are most interested in reading about,
1. Date Boner episode II
If nothing else, I’ve always had a talent for getting an erection at the most embarrassing, random or inappropriate times. Since I have a few dozen such moments to draw upon, and it’s a relatively fun and easy topic, I am considering making it a series. This episode will tell about a very inappropriate and inopportune boner that happened on a company team-building retreat. The team building including a ropes course and the boner showed up while doing a challenge with – who else? but the bosses wife. Oh yes, she was fully aware of the situation, you won’t believe this calamity.
2. Orgasms this week in hospital basement.
If you like current story, this one is not even a week old. I have hardly spoken to this date I had over a month ago, but was at a farmers market near the hospital she works at on Sunday. I end up taking her lunch that I bought at the market, and three orgasms occurred in the basement where she worked before I left.
3. Open curtain show for neighbor
Yes, if you’ve been reading a while, that neighbor = the one with the home office over her garage in back of my house – with the direct view into my living area when blinds are open. To my surprise a date was amused by the little game the neighbor and I have had going on for a couple years now, and agreed to help me up the ante.
4. How to get a happy ending at Massage Envy.
Yes, blah blah blah, they don’t do that, impossible, that’s ridiculous…. heard it all before. Heard it from people that have worked there even. Fuck you, your wrong, it can happen – you just have to be a master massage receiver as my ex Morgan and I became during our a “study” we did on the matter. The study must be the only one of its kind – you can read about it and results from start to end in Dare II, the next publication of SSD. We both mastered the art of getting happy endings ( well my mastery of this was superior but Morgan’s talent formidable) . Anyway, yes you can get a happy ending at Massage Envy and even more unlikely places: his post will share some fascinating, and possibly useful secrets and techniques, along with one or two of the most interesting happy ending conquests.
See what I mean, good options, right? help me choose and select which of these four topics you wish to be posted next.