I seems most girls agree that size doesn’t matter, I think? But the question is almost always related to Sexual Intercourse. Let’s be real, life happens when intercourse isn’t, too.

I don’t post a lot about body part fetishes. To those who aren’t particularly exited by such things, such topics can be a bit abrasive  – make some worry they’ve stumbled into a blog that is too unsophisticated = might even fear they’ll end up embarrassed that they didn’t catch the banality on first glance.

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But, there are some who find the topic arousing, or interesting at least: today we celebrate you. I know there are at least the three or four of you who have suggested I do more on this topic, so here you go. But then after this post, and we’ve had our fun, we have to go back to platonic and Socratic juxtaposition of the Kama Sutra, higher minded stuff so the folks don’t think we only care about big tits and cocks, and gang bangs and tight pussy Milf cookouts.

Yet, I like to keep it real, explore the practical side. So often by reversing the normal or the obvious, things become more interesting. More arousing even. For instance, when exploring something that is fantastic or robustly explicit, I think it’s interesting to look for practical, subtle, even delicate aspects. For sure this works in the reverse: take something ultra routine or practical, something that you might not even thing to bother exploring, and then break it open, ask the indelicate questions, re-frame it magnificent .

So with the magnificent penis size question, some re-framing.’

In fact, and don’t get all disappointed just yet, we will not even ask you girls if size matters when it comes to sex.


I propose size is more relevant, matters more, when not having sex. Isn’t that mostly where big and small cocks do most of their living, and where the issue becomes more relevant?

“What the hell?” you might be saying. “What does penis size have to do with anything if it’s not being applied to some happy or disappointed vagina somewhere?”

See, we needed this discussion. Can you believe all that’s been overlooked? The question has been asked more than a billion times probably, how many times has it been asked about anything other than sex? I know, right? Blows the mind, and a big fat cock – with a little never fully developed twin cock growing out the side of it.

This is new ground – virgin exploration, so we’ll walk slowly. Size matters, Remember, we’re tying to be practical and real world scenario with this, they’ll be no jumping right into anal. Here are some other ways to frame thee question.

Does size matter to girls or guys, when looking at a penis?

We can all answer this one together, hell yes it does. Whether they’d want it in them, girls are enthralled by big cocks and like to look at them. If Jesus Christ Himself had a big cock, which God knows he certainly probably did, the Virgin Mary would want to check that thing out. Even if it’s not out and just building under some jeans, and especially if it’s outlined under a pare of grey sweat pants, people are interested, want to look. If any of you are disagreeing, sorry, I don’t believe you. Solid fact of nature.

And, us guys aren’t off the hook. Come on guys, nobody’s going to shame you, and it doesn’t make you gay, (though there’s nothing wrong with that etc. etc.). When we see a porn video, does size matter? Don’t lie guys, we want to see a freakishly big cock do damage to something it shouldn’t fit into. Am I wrong?

Does size matter to a girl the one time she and her B/F or husband end up going skinny dipping in Mexico one night when everyone got a little too drunk and excited  one night,  on couples vacation with her three best friends and their men?

Can I answer for you girls? Does it matter that your man has a big swinging sombrero post, or does it not matter if your friends and the donkeys they married saw your one inch man in all his glory? Maybe I’m just shallow and ridiculous, but It’s got to matter a little?

Does size matter when you have that first slow dance with some guy you’ve had a crush on, at his cousin’s wedding, and your heart starts racing because you think you might feel a cock against you, or is that his leg, wait what the hell, does he have a brontosaurus penis or do I just have a horny, dirty mind to think this.

From all the tails I’ve heard, it seems like it is pretty common for a penis to be inadvertently introduced. I knew this one guy, Dogen Nory I think his name was, he went on a date with a girl he met on match.com. They were  both around thirty or so – didn’t happen yesterday. It was a normal first date, dinner and a margarita or two. He walked her to her car after dinner and they shared a nice warm hug goodnight. It wasn’t a good sign, he assumed the hug was in place of any kiss he’d be getting. Then it gets funny. His date, who was a sensible, pretty girl – down to earth and not too wild, while they were still embraced in their hug, says matter of factually, “I think I feel your penis.” He went with her in her car and came back for his car the next morning.

I leave you with some other size matter questions below, to ponder and hopefully answer and discuss in the comment section.

Conclusion: From what they say,  size doesn’t matter all that much with it comes to sex. But, one wonders, does it matter when it comes to anything else?


Does size matter when you’re deciding which ones you will touch, or jack off?

 

Does Size matter when you are young and don’t want to have sex yet, and you’re trying to get off by dry humping?

 

Does size matter in your fantasies?

 

Does size matter more if it’s a one night stand?

 

Does size matter on the male model you’ll be drawing in your  life-drawing course?

 

Does size matter when your man does something to piss you off in front of your friends, and you can save face by telling them, “he’s lucky he’s hung like moose.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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