- Ashley from Tinder interview one
- Ashley from Tinder interview two
- Ashley from Tinder interview three
Sinner: Thank you for coming back for more.
Ashley: Thank you for the good wine.
Sinner: Thanks for wearing a skirt.
Ashley: Thank you for lighting candles.
Sinner: Okay! I thought we’d start with this survey I posted on the blog about female masturbation. I’ll show you the page – basically, I listed my predictions and am going to compare them to the survey survey results. Some of the questions refer to husbands, so just give the answers you would given a few years ago while you were still with your husband.
(I’m going to read/show her the survey on the blog so I don’t’ have to include all the choices here – just going to put the questions with Ashley’s answers.)
Ashley: While Masturbating, I more often …: think about person/persons other than husband/significant other
Ashley: While masturbating I stimulate myself most with: equal amounts of clitoral and vaginal
Ashley: I have a colorful toy (red, pink, purple, etc): Yes
Ashley: When I masturbate I usually…: Give myself multiple orgasms
Ashley: The fantasies I think about while masturbating are more…: Dirty
Ashley: As I’m getting close to orgasm I most often think about…: Specific sex acts
Ashley: The things I think about while masturbating are usually…: Naughtier than what I do with husband/significant other
Ashley: The orgasms I have while masturbating are usually: Stronger than those I have with husband/significant other
Ashley: I masturbate…: More often than I have sex
Sinner: Yea, I was fairly accurate on most of my predictions, but getting killed on “the type of fantasies women have” and what “what they think about close to orgasm.” I wrongly predicted most would say they have abstract and romantic fantasies; so far, like you, the majority say they have dirty fantasies and think about specific, not abstract sex acts.
Ashley: You have no idea (ha ha).
Sinner: True, so tell me then – give me an example of something dirty you’ve thought about while masturbating… you don’t have to tell any specific fantasy – just curious if for you, a “dirty” fantasy means kissing without brushing your teeth, or “dirty” as in “dirty?”
Ashley: No, I’d have to say mine lean towards the “dirty, dirty” side of the spectrum.
Sinner: Now that’s very interesting. Like what, how dirty.
Ashley: Dirtier than I would do in reality, sometimes. Multiple men, stuff like that, it varies.
Sinner: Well, I have just a couple reader questions for you tonight, you ready for one?
Reader Submitted: “After you separated from your husband, did you binge at all sexually while you were rebounding? I married my ex when I was twenty and when I divorced him nineteen years later, I went a bit off the rails. Just curious if you experienced anything like that. For me, I think I had to prove to myself that I was sexually independent and free again.“
Ashley: Good question. In general I have not rebounded in per se, not yet anyway. I should probably stop with that, but I will say that I did go way overboard on one occasion shortly after my husband moved out. It’s probably why I have not done much since. Things got so out of hand one night that I scared myself, as far as what I might do and so forth.
Sinner: Wow. You do understand that now you must tell us what happened, the world cannot continue, for any of us, until we know. I’ll hunger strike, my readers will picket… take your time, I’m going to get some more wine and what not.
Ashley: Oh gosh. Where to begin. Well, I had a friend who I met – our daughters played soccer together, and we became pretty good friends. My husband and I got together with her and her husband a few times, and when things got really bad with my husband, right before he moved out, I leaned on them quite a bit and even stayed with them a few nights after blowups with my husband.
A few weeks after my husband moved out, she convinced me to go out with her and her husband and “have some fun.” We drank way too much. They where living about an hour away at the time, and invited me to stay the night so I’d not have to worry about driving. We were having a good time and dancing, and when we got back to their house, things got really random. Basically, we ended up sleeping together.
Sinner: You fell asleep in their bed, or you mean you had sex with them.
Ashley: I didn’t’ fall asleep in their bed.
Sinner: Oh my god. Did you enjoy it? Have done it again since? So, did her husband fuck you, is that what happened.?
Ashley: I believe I enjoyed it at the time, the parts I remember, but felt embarrassed and regretted it as soon as I sobered up. I’ve spoken to her a few times but haven’t seen them in person since. Yes to the question about her husband.
Sinner: Good lord. So, he fucked you how, and where was she?
Ashley: I believe he was behind me for some of the time, and she was right there.
Sinner: There, where? What was she doing?
Ashley: Oh gosh. I remember her being in front of me and me going down on her, I don’t remember how long exactly, but it seems like were all doing that for a good while, her in front of me and him doing me from behind that is. It’s not something I’ve ever wanted to do, get with a woman like that, which tells you how drunk and out of my mind I was.
Sinner: Holy shit, what a story. Well, I think you should enjoy the memory and not feel bad about it, you didn’t do any harm. Was it like an all night love fest, or just sort of happened and then you all passed out? Did you get off on it? Did she go down on you?
Ashley: Not all night, but a few hours probably, I would have never done it had I not been so drunk, but like I said, I believe I enjoyed myself. You think your reader who asked the question was expecting that answer?
Sinner: Who would have expected such an awesome answer. I need a cold shower now, that was hot.
All you guys out there, remember Ashley’s story before leaving your wife or agreeing to a temporary separation, because this is the kind of thing that’s likely to happen if you give your wife a reprieve from the marital contract. I’m not sure I can think of a single woman who did not fuck around and get wild during a marital separation. If you do a trial separation, you might as well just get a divorce unless you can live with your partner having sex with others, because it will happen.
Sinner: So was her husband better than your ex? Hotter? Harder? Bigger? Better? Etc?
Ashley: First, I want to clarify one thing. When this happened, my marriage was over for good, and was never intended to be any kind of temporary separation. Yes to all the questions regarding my friend’s husband.
Sinner: Okay, my last question is a tough one, but I need your complete honesty. Bridging this discussion to the masturbation survey we were talking about, have you thought about fucking this guy – your friend’s husband, while masturbating since it happened?
Sinner: More than once?
Sinner: A handful of times?
Sinner: Great interview. Do you want to kiss or make out now?
Good night everybody.