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Part Three: Anal and More Anal
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I had a few hours to kill and couldn’t go back to my apartment, so I went to the 90 where I chatted with the bartender who supposedly dated Robert Downey Jr while he was filming Less Than Zero. I was a beer and two tequila shots more drunk an hour later by the time I returned to my apartment complex. Still no word from campus housing, so I wondered the complex – and found a door open on the second floor – there were two girls inside – drinking and hanging out. Gerty and Megan would remain sporadic acquaintances for the remainder of the year.
Gerty and Megan were very friendly – they greeted my drunken introduction (intrusion) with forgiveness. Their kindness and enthusiasm made up for any lack of attractiveness. Gerty was fairly heavy set with enormous breasts and Megan was short, just a little bit overweight with small breasts. The first thing I said after saying hello and telling the girls I lived in the same complex one floor above them, was “we should all three go make out in one of your beds.”
“We have to use Megan’s, mine has laundry on it,” Gerty said.
I guess the suggestion was too bold for them not to call my bluff. We’d barely been in the bed five minutes – only enough time for me to get tongues going with Megan and feel both Gerty’s huge tits, when another guy showed up and the girls jumped out of bed.
I’m sure it was obvious that the three of us were up to something naughty, but the situation wasn’t clear enough for Gerty’s boyfriend to drop the politeness of introductions. I shook the boyfriend’s hand and exchanged pleasantries for a minute or two before getting the hell out of there. I was horny as fuck.
I checked down at the office and they had found three student housing possibilities. I went by Natalia who wanted to come look at the apartments with me and crept into my room to tell my roommate, who’d returned from his girlfriend’s, what was happening. On my way out I noticed my voice operated Walkman/tape I’d set on nightstand. I bought it to record class lectures but only used it to record my sleep talking. I remembered I’d turned on the VOR before Sheryl came up – realized It probably recorded our sex that morning. I grabbed the tape recorder and joined Natalia waiting outside.
The first two rooms were definite no-goes, and the third was a large, one bedroom with only one occupant. -The student living there was gone and Natalia and I hung out for a while and inspected the place. Natalia looked in every drawer and cupboard until she found some preparation-H in the bathroom.
“So, what happened,” Natalia asked, “I mean I knew there was tension between you all, but…”
“What was it you had to tell me – you said I was going to die when I heard?” I asked.
Natalia made me swear not to say anything, then told me that my roommate Branton, the one who’d attacked me, slept with her roommate Jenny the night before after the four had dinner.
“Jenny said he had a tiny penis,” Natalia said.
“What, Branton had sex with Jenny and she said he had a small dick?” I asked.
“Like, tiny, that’s what she said,” Natalia replied.
I didn’t respect Jenni much for sharing such personal information, but given it was Branton – given the circumstance, it was enjoyable to hear – the information explained Branton’s cockiness and over-aggression.
“And, I’m so bad telling this, he lasted like a minute she said.”
“Well, I woke him up this morning having sex with Sheryl, no wonder it bothered him so much.”
“Did you two make that much noise?”
I told Natalia I actually had it recorded on tape.
“No way, you didn’t?”
“I had to.”
“How loud were you, let’s hear, or actually, do I even want to hear this?” Natalia asked.
“You probably don’t, I’m going to erase it.”
“Okay, now I’m curious, play it let’s hear.”
“I should just erase it, it’s bad I recorded,” I said.
“Oh come on, now you’ve dangled the carrot – just play it and then erase it.”
“Give me a kiss and I’ll let you hear,” I said.
“Duncan…you’re drunk. We’re friends, we can’t be doing that.”
“Jeff (my roommate) said you let him massage your tits.”
“Oh my god, I can’t believe he told you that. We were drunk and was giving me a massage – he had his hand on them – over my shirt – for like five seconds before I told him to keep his hands on my shoulders.”
“So you’re more comfortable with him?”
“I didn’t say that,” Natalia said. “I’m not into being another name on your list – I’ve got some self respect.”
“My list? What list?”
“Please, it’s me you’re talking to”
“You going to play me the tape or shall we go?”
I played Natalia the tape. She listened silently while responding with facial expressions – mouth open, eyes open, hand over mouth, lots of laughter, etc.
“What in the fuck were you doing to her?”
“Nothing, I mean, normal stuff – she’s really vocal.”
“Oh my god, I can’t believe this was this morning.”
I stopped the playback.
“Damn, how long does it go?” Natalia asked?
“That was about half of it. I’m such an ass for talking her into coming.”
“Sounds like she’s getting her money’s worth.”
“She’s got a boyfriend.”
“She knew what she was doing.”
“Obviously, she knew you were drunk. She didn’t have to come.”
“Trust me, she knew what she was doing. Not that you weren’t stupid for inviting her out when you didn’t want her to be here, but..”
“Yea, I know It was stupid, “ I said.
“But.. obviously she knew what was up – and got what she came for.”
“Jesus, really? From what it sounds like she had more orgasms than I’ve had all semester.” Natalia said. “No wonder Branton was pissed – I can only imagine him waking up hearing that. I seriously heard nothing last night – had no idea he and Jenny hooked up until she told me this morning.”
“Did she come?”
“I didn’t ask. I assume that her telling me he was tiny and lasted a minute meant she didn’t, but ..”
“Wow, who’d have thought. You think she’s telling the truth?”
“Why would she lie?”
“I don’t know, if he blew her off?”
“Let’s hear the the rest of this tape,” Natalia asked.
“No reason, you don’t wish to share, that’s fine.”
“Do you want to hear the rest or not?”
“I just said let’s hear it, Jesus.”
So I played her the rest of the tape.
“Oh, you’re enormous she says. Jesus, could this girl stroke your ego any more?”
“Could you spare me the commentary?”
“No, I can’t. What, you’re really going to do her ass now?” Natalia went on.
“No, this is interesting, let it go.”
I was horny and Natalia had teased me like this dozens of times that semester.
“Kiss me, or show me your tits, and I’ll let you hear the rest. Only fair.” I said.
“You’re drunk, you’re going to be really embarrassed tomorrow when I remind you that you said this, we can go – you should take this place, it’s the best one. ”
“You know I loves you though, Mr. ‘humongous’ friend. – you’re never going to live that one down. Lots of insights today,” Natalia laughed.
“Shut up,” I said.
“You know you love it.”
Once again Natalia managed to feed her horny feelings and deny me. Her tight jeans, large, interrupting tits, cute Italian face and sexual banter gave way to nothing.
We left apartment option three – I went back to the office to tell them I’d take it and Natalia went back to her place to call and wish her dad happy birthday. When I returned to my new apartment, the roommate had still not returned. I inferred that he was gone for the weekend. I was buzzed and horny – on a mission – and drunk dialed my new friends Gerty and Megan – I have no two day rule: barely have an hour rule. Gerty’s boyfriend was still there – he lived there – but Megan agreed to come see my new place.
Megan seemed excited to be there and I was excited to have a new fan.
I told Megan about my day – and about how it was too bad her and her roommate and I were interrupted earlier. She told me that her roommate isn’t that into her boyfriend but it was his apartment – otherwise she’d have to live way off campus.
“I have something to tell you too,” She said. “Or, show you.”
Megan took off her shoes and socks – and showed me her webbed feet.
I can’t say I was turned on by the web feet – but I was fascinated and a little turned on by how attracted to me Megan seemed. We could have done anything. We kissed and felt each other out. I pulled her shirt and bra up – kissed her little nipples. I pulled her tight jeans down and she was wearing light blue cotton panties. We kissed and made out for a while, then I knelt up and rubbed her clit and fingered her until she came. We talked about her web feet… we talked about her dreams of becoming an agent for costume designers, then she left. I didn’t go with her – was semi-hard and horny from the encounter. We’d hookup again.
I called Natalia and asked her to come back over to my new apartment and help me settle in. When she arrived, after we drank a white Russian with shared a clove cigarette, I told her about Gerty and Megan. She was very amused by the web feet – said of the day, I’d have to write about it some day.
“I really wanted to see Gerty’s tits – but her boyfriend came home.”
“Of course you did. Were her tits better or bigger than mine?” Natalia asked.
This was Natalia being a tease again. What the hell.
“You’re hotter but her tits are bigger and less impossible to touch or see.”
“You saw them?” Natalie asked.
“No, but I might ave had her boyfriend not come home.”
“Why do you talk about sex and tease me to death, if you just want to be friends?” I asked.
“ I don’t tease you,” Natalia said before thinking it over, “do I?”
“You’ve got to be joking, you tease the hell out of me.”
“Really? I’m sorry, we’re buds – thought it was okay to talk about stuff, I’m sorry.”
“You’re ridiculous, you know you do.”
“You let Jeff touch your tits”
“You let Aqua-girl touch your dick.”
“Well, I barely let Jeff.”
“Okay, this is stupid, never-mind.”
“Alright, here, feel my tits so we can get over the Jeff thing,” Natalia said as she pressed her tits out in front of me.
I didn’t hesitate for discussion, and put a hand on each. They were were real, and firm and big. I searched with my fingers for nipple but her bra was too heavy duty or her nipples too small or quiet. I was aggressive – talking as much advantage as I could before she stopped me. Natalia looked up at me with her deep brown eyes, into my eyes, and didn’t stop me. So I didn’t stop.
I felt her tits – with no kisses, while she looked right into me. Despite her industrial monster bra, her nipples responded, I could faintly feel them.
“I have to see,” I said as I pulled her shirt up. Her bra was too tight to pull it up, so I pulled a cup down over her right nipple, quickly before she could think about it and stop me. I was awestruck.
Natalia’s bra had been hiding a ton of everything. What emerged as I pulled down, was a large thimble of a nipple, a deep, charcoal red aureola about two inches wide – shaded with little goosebumps. Without question the biggest, hardest, nipple and most distinctive breast I’d ever seen.
“Happy now, that’s more than Jeff got to see.”
“Lol, It’s a boob.”
“It’s an amazing boob.”
I stared at it and she humored me – held her bra down for a minute while I looked.
“Please don’t tell Jeff about this, then he’ll be asking to see my boob.”
“So, now I get to see your ‘humongous’ dick,” Natalie said as she made quotes with her hands. “I’m kidding.”
I unbuttoned my jeans, as Natalia covered her eyes with her hand.
“Oh my god, I was teasing, you’re not…”
I took it out over my boxers. I wasn’t hard but turned on so my cock was as large as it gets flaccid.
“Well that’s gonna be hard to un-see.”
“Oh, want to know another secret regarding my roommate Jenny?”
“Besides how small she thinks my ex-housemates cock is?”
“She’s got a total crush on you, like huge – She’d be all over it.”
“Yea, no thanks, she might go tell everyone about my small dick.”
“She’d be lying.”
“She may be lying.”
“Maybe, but I don’t think so.”
Damn it. Was Natalia gay, or made of ice or just not attracted to me? We left my place to hers; I had to get stuff from my old room and had to do something about my state of hornyness. Perhaps if Natalia had been as drunk, something more would’ve happened? I couldn’t get over her willpower – or disinterest.
I was avoiding going into my old apartment to get my stuff – so put it off next door in Natalia’s – drinking the wine her roommate and big-sis were opening. Natalia wasn’t the conventional or sorority type, but her roommate Jenny was all about it – a devoted Theta pledge, maybe the only non-blond of the lot, but just as good looking.
Natalia – whether a martian, lesbian, or totally disinterested in me, worked it for me getting with Jenny. I wanted Natalia, but Jenny would be a consolation better than most first places. Jenny was about five foot eight, skin and bones but her breasts were as large as Natalia’s and her ass was present – tight like a tennis player’s. Jenny had a dark tan – likely fake – long gorgeous legs, and long brown hair to match her clean, innocent-wanting to be naughty-innocent brown eyes. She had everything except for Natalia’s personality.
“Full disclosure, Duncan saw my boobs and I saw his cock.”
“What?” Jenny said.
“What?” I thought.
“Just want to get that out there so it ain’t weird, carry on.” Natalia said.
“You’re drunk. ?” Jenny said.
“Probably sort of drunk, yes.”
“Okay, well, I hope that was enlightening for you both,” Jenny said.
“Nah, not really.” Natalie said.
“You are drunk,” Jenny answered.
Jenny’s big sis chimed in and said, “Ouch! well, alcoholic can cause shrinkage, right?”
“I told him about Branton Jenny, I’m sorry,” Natalia said “I thought Duncan needed to know since Branton tried to throw him through a wall. “
“Please Duncan, don’t say anything. I can’t believe he attacked you – so uncool.”
“Yea, very uncool. Apparently he’s got issues, whatever, I’m out of there. Funny, thought, tough guy’s not so big?”
“Tiny, not small like a small dick but tiny like a life saver roll. But, I shouldn’t have said anything so this is between us here.”
“So are you two going to be an item now, or?”
Branton was an SAE – so it would make sense for him and a Theta to date.
“We won’t be dating, no, enough said.” Jenny said.
I doubt Branton would date her either – whatever his dick size, so the score was even.
Jenny’s big sister left soon after – and I hooked up with her a couple weeks later – another story. Natalia, Jenny and I had a couple Jello shots they had left over from whatever party, and soon after Natalia went to the bathroom – and never came back.
We just started kissing – Jenny and I – no reason or expectation, she was next to me and the next minute we were kissing.
“I’m drunk,” I said.
“I know you are.”
“I’ve had a crazy day.”
“I can tell.”
I felt Jenny’s ass and could feel the lines of her panties underneath her thin shorts. They were sophisticated and sexy – low rise panties that didn’t cover her full ass crack, silky, tight against her hips. Everything on Jenny was expensive and stylish, her body was nearly perfect, but her breasts were great and had nothing on Natalia’s.